*STORY TIME

The white dragon --

There was once a white dragon who wanted to become a blue dragon
Dude's slackin' like blue rabbits -- two maggots were true faggots
I'm the white dragon always going off like the holocaust
bombing sconce dropping bombs bombing bombs the clever phneomenom
I can't be fucked with -- till' one day the blue dragon approached me
with soaked feats;; soaken wet from getting girls panties wet with the right vexed
it was like sex; i cocked backed the hammer but he flew away like a true gay
I followed him when i flapped my wings; i slashed off his wings
he plummeted like DBZ OR SOME SHIT TO THE FUCKING GROUND!
It wasn't over;; i wanted to make him pay -- i slashed his body fast
so fast his blood was blue and toppled me; i was truly a blue dragon!