Ready 4 anotha Dyce & Burnin comedy :

Dyce=Dyce
Burnin=Burnin

I'm a mutha-fucken street hampsta~a gangsta~Roamin with my glock/
I got my muthafucken hampsta-bitches sucken and fucken my fluffy hampsta cock//
I'm the straight up hampsta-kingpin~don't fuck wit me~I'm the straight up hampsta-g/
I roll in my motherfucken ball~I'm a baller bi-atch~chillin with all the hampsta emcees//
I shot this rat with my gat~Then I went over and ak47-ed a fucken cat!//
Fuck the dogs~hampsta 4 life~ I'm the master off gangsta-hampsta combat//

we roll straight gangsta in mercedes hampsta balls~
and fuck fly hampsta bitches off rodent bootie calls!~
we runnin shit, cats won't even step to us~
pit bulls get lost when they when our Gats bust~
leave rats in tiny caskets and pidgeons thrown in ditches~
tryin to fuck my fly hampsta-gangsta bitches~
every thing was straight, until that faithful day~
when me and my hampsta posse got locked away~

Me and my muthafucken man got chucked in a petstore/
How the fuck are we gonna keep it gangsta~we've been thrown through the door//
Thats It!~We have a settle to score~these muthafuckaz are gonna get a hampsta war!!/
There will be a "bills petshop" nomore~ We'll blow it~they'll be poor and have to whore//
We grab our glocks and start our 'ballin'~The hampsta projects are fucken callin!/
We shoot the with our ak and start the brawlin'~This bitch dies and starts fallin'/
We have entered the shop with our glocks~theres 1 down and 19 to go/
We hit the humans with our bullet-flow~Goddamn this is one hell of a show!//

we blaze the owners, an dodge attempts to smash us~
but we runnin' too fast, weak humans can't catch us~
man i'm goin back to the hood, back where i'm the masta~
you can take a hampsta out the hood, but not the hood out of the hamsta~
so as my homey distracts the fat whore, i make a ruxh and chew through a power cord~
as the fire moves throughout the shop, the crew runs toward the door and moves foward~

We flew from the blowing store~We have settled this muthafucking score/
Now its time for us to explore these projects~shit hampsta-gangsta-galore!//

this is pure, straight up gangsta-illness!

WTF

Very creative to flow about hampstas bein gangsta

i liked that alot

mad props to you and your crew

-1-

^Word...Shit makes me wanna go out and buy a hampster...~1~

THAT WAS TIGHT. I LIKE THE CONCEPT BEHIND THE WHOLE THING. THA HAMPSTER IN THA PETSTORE HAD ME AND MY NIGGA CRACKIN' UP. IF YOU PUT THIS SHIT ON CD, I'LL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO BUY IT. KEEP IT UP. CHECK OUT SOME OF MY SHIT. SOME OF IT IS MINE, AND SOME OF IT IS MY NIGGA'S. HOLLA!

Uppin, this piece is gettin alot more love than the Raping Kangaroo

This was pretty funny. I enjoyed it. The hampster gangster theme was hilarious. My only complaint was the excessive use of the word "hampster." It might have sounded better as an audio than it read in text.

Quotes of Note:
we roll straight gangsta in mercedes hampsta balls~
and fuck fly hampsta bitches off rodent bootie calls!~
This was hilarious.

I also enjoyed the line about being sent to the pet store.
Very cool. I'll be looking for more from you guys.

Peace

Uppin for some feedback...

damn, this shit was funny as hell!!!I think i was the only one who liked the Raping Kangaroo shit but this one kills off that!!!! The stuff about the mercedes hampster ball was funny, i was laughing all the way through this piece, keep it up doggs!!!

thanks, i'm glad every ine doesn't think this was stupid, and every one isn't dissin' us, like with teh Kangaroo