HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
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Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
Quote:
Originally Posted by hens
Ok, no disrespect to either of you, but Auto should have won this battle based on Spit's verse, because Spit used a lot of old concepts, circle of friends, fatigued, unique, runnin a train, call you a loser. I see cats in here saying those are good flips, and I'm mind boggled
Quote:
Originally Posted by hens
Vote - Spit
you homo prick.. fuck ya verses even when you vote ya droppin nonsense
n' dog my dick ain't a fucking pogo stick so please quit hoppin on it
really don't see what you're tryin to say, none of ya criticism defines me
n' you better make your point here, cuz homie you're like 30 behind me
I'm drastic murdering.. a brutal maiming is what happens when I'm raw
fuck plastic surgery, you're gonna need metal pieces grafted to your jaw
strollin along, gotta couple wins.. so what I hope you've bust rehearsals
cuz I'll fuck up your Stride so bad they'll wanna use me for gum commercials
I insult faggots daily.. ya timid, all that polite crap won't be stoppin me
cut the shit.. why you actin all PC when your on my laptop constantly?
Fuck politics.. I'll rip your little clipboard in half til ya memo snap
n' you ain't no republican.. In rap you're more likely to democrap
look I'm not saying your a bad kid, homie the bruising's all in fun
I'm sure you'd make any mother proud.. since you'd be losing to their son
I'm swag perfected.. but I gotta give it up n' show you some love
you're one of the best.. as far as my title, I'm just minus the 'one of'
I'm the ruler here. this ain't bboys or RM, s'the home of the clever man
n' It only proves ya jealous, always dissin the league you could never champ
I can't be stopped.. you gettin chopped cuz you ain't droppin bombs hot
I'll cut you up n' stuff you in my mattress to make you smell your moms twat
all that talkin like you gonna smash me? you can blow me you suck
you stole your name from an actor.. but you're the one that's phoney as fuck
most of your crew's a joke. I'ma pimp so every fine hoe I see hollas
while girls that jump on your bandwagon tails n' wearin flea collars
I'm damagin this geek, It don't take much effort for me to shit on you guy
I hope you been plannin this for weeks, cuz we all know you cant win on the phly
gunnin with blasts.. I'm throwin those scary hits again I'ma rape ya
Have you runnin so fast, you'll be an honorary citizen of Jamaica
don't know if your girl is black, but believe me I wouldn't be surprised
yeah you might be white, but my fists reveal the jungle fever in your eyes
got you pissed at the world, cuz I point out the fact you're no baller
I'll make your anger fester to the point you'll go bald get fat n' grow taller
you ain't champin shit stupid, fuck what you announcin whore I own it
I've ushered in a new age of text, but I'll play the role of bouncer for a moment
bitch I'm doing damage to ya ego, so when I spit you're broke slut
n' after you see my verse you'll need viagra just to get your hopes up
this is easy for me.. faggot you're the one having problems I'm smiling
dog if you want to work hard to be a loser I'm sure McDonald's is hiring
you admitted I was the best. but of course now you'll say you didn't
so I'll just rip the fan belt outta my car and furiously beat you with it
bitch.
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
Tell me 20, then tell me 30, then drop 40. Sorry bro.
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Hensley vs. Butler 2004
Nobody likes you, if they say different, they're sure to pretend.
Homie, you're being Surrounded...
...which doesnt qualify as a Circle of Friends.
Quote:
Originally Posted by $pitacular last week
kids saying you fell off... n' the hate keeps growing no wonder you mad
when ya circle of friends is just a digit showing the number you have
Quote:
Originally Posted by $pitacular a couple weeks ago
get wrangled n' stuck, quit bangin ya stuff, from every angle you suck
n' you better brace yourself.. cuz I'm leavin all your teeth mangled as fuck
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vaskez 2007
Ain't gonna be a warning, they'll need a prayer for ya now, son
So brace yourself, then at least your neck's prepared for the outcome
Quote:
Originally Posted by I.deal 2004
& His parents? They cousins who believe in freedoms power
So when it comes to inbred… he aint talkin bout yeast and flour
Quote:
Originally Posted by $pitacular vs. Feeble Minded 2008
ya parents must be cousins.. so any good genes you had would be damaged
n' since you're already inbred, I might as well have me a pussy sandwich
So the haters can see. This is why I'll continue to call him lame more.
Don't take it from me. you all know what Lama made the Hall of Names for.
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts, cuz he brings other peoples shit together.
Joe is kiddin. He knows he's ridden, but the kid'll just blend the facts.
From what they quote, he's supported by more gay votes than liberal democrats.
You hung on too long. His little girls fathers a fool.
He stayed after the drop off.
... like when he watches the childen after takin' his daughter to school.
Feebs, Lay, and Spit. Make it quit. We can all see they swap.
Fuck constructing intersections... it'll take aids to make THIS three-way stop.
Lay, you're better than him. He'd say it, but he's got stage fright.
If he was ever in Spit's shadow. He's standing naked above him in broad daylight.
He got 2nd in LLL last year. Vas lol, that is the whole reason.
I was in 10 champ matches bro. pretty strange we didn't battle the whole season.
Veteran's see he's not better than me, knowing he is worse.
But Spit's never looked back. now he's totally wrecked from going in reverse.
Quote:
Originally Posted by $pitacular
I'm taking the win. watch me leave your rep thrashed when I rob
cuz I let you play me for a sucker, n' you left a fucking rash on my knob
Quote:
Originally Posted by $pitacular
been in every crew I've created. It's cuz you know I'ma genius pal
we shared a special bond.. but please remove your lips from my penis now
Quote:
Originally Posted by $pitacular
praise me in ya mags. #1 rank me. you keep me pimpin I'm at the top
I got nothin against you.. but it's obvious you're wishin it was my cock
He thinks these are disses? You're 30ish, stuck in a fagot stage.
You DO realize you're sayin you get your dick sucked from men half your age.?
If he says shit like that to me, I hope they deem the bout canceled.
Shit, he never had a 2nd Thought, that was just a daydream about Ancel.
Was stunned to find, it's always at RB when this brother fights.
If your verses aren't undermine, you wouldn't be like 5-20 battling on other sites.
I'm not bred to fight with you. See, my letters have a spark.
And I'd shed some light on you. but we all agree your face is better in the dark.
You never hit your mark, stupidity has been placed in your lid.
Spit's so up and down, he influenced the bully tactics that he faced as a kid.
I promise you're not different, based off the stats I've struck.
Shit, you only have ab-normalism, because it's common for you to look fat as fuck.
You can word played lines. So he feels he's owning John.
I just consider your wording a decoy. only a distraction to what's really going on.
I know the excuse they'll make, you'll just believe them more.
They say I never beat u in your prime...cuz they forgot I owned you in season 4.
It never depends. I beat trends. gettin thumped when I go past.
Cuz you went off the deep end. and it's incredible you can jump in your own ass.
Shoulda not dropped. You got caught, you gotta confess buddy.
This verse just had enough bust exposure to influence ur daughter to dress slutty.
This kid's soft. You know it's ya fate, u'll come wack in this bout.
I'll cut your dick off, n' make Joseph-a-Kate when I stitch it back in his mouth.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Walker, This Season
I'm your mentor. your idol whatever you droppin it's no stress
been followin my footsteps so long you started stompin your own chest
Quote:
Originally Posted by $pitacular vs. Phlymo LLL Championship
I been the champ. Earned respect. so put all that talk on the shelf
you wanna follow my footsteps? you better learn to walk on yourself
We know it's true, I'm exposin you until this kid see's the truth.
That was my favorite line of yours last season. shit, and this season too.
pz12
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
Hens that stompin your own chest line was from me, against jay. He didn't post that, I did.
Lmao.
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
thas what he meant. will edit vote in here.
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
you homo prick.. fuck ya verses even when you vote ya droppin nonsense
n' dog my dick ain't a fucking pogo stick so please quit hoppin on it
dick jokes n hope'n on are just dead to me
really don't see what you're tryin to say, none of ya criticism defines me
n' you better make your point here, cuz homie you're like 30 behind me
i just used a make a point punch last week... flip??
I'm drastic murdering.. a brutal maiming is what happens when I'm raw
fuck plastic surgery, you're gonna need metal pieces grafted to your jaw
[biight][/b]
strollin along, gotta couple wins.. so what I hope you've bust rehearsals
cuz I'll fuck up your Stride so bad they'll wanna use me for gum commercials
funny
I insult faggots daily.. ya timid, all that polite crap won't be stoppin me
cut the shit.. why you actin all PC when your on my laptop constantly?
acting PC... new slang?? even if, on your laptop?? not a diss
Fuck politics.. I'll rip your little clipboard in half til ya memo snap
n' you ain't no republican.. In rap you're more likely to democrap
funny
look I'm not saying your a bad kid, homie the bruising's all in fun
I'm sure you'd make any mother proud.. since you'd be losing to their son
meh
I'm swag perfected.. but I gotta give it up n' show you some love
you're one of the best.. as far as my title, I'm just minus the 'one of'
meh
I'm the ruler here. this ain't bboys or RM, s'the home of the clever man
n' It only proves ya jealous, always dissin the league you could never champ
lol
I can't be stopped.. you gettin chopped cuz you ain't droppin bombs hot
I'll cut you up n' stuff you in my mattress to make you smell your moms twat
meh
all that talkin like you gonna smash me? you can blow me you suck
you stole your name from an actor.. but you're the one that's phoney as fuck
meh
most of your crew's a joke. I'ma pimp so every fine hoe I see hollas
while girls that jump on your bandwagon tails n' wearin flea collars
lol, coo
I'm damagin this geek, It don't take much effort for me to shit on you guy
I hope you been plannin this for weeks, cuz we all know you cant win on the phly
ok cuz of the personal.. but the wordplay is played
gunnin with blasts.. I'm throwin those scary hits again I'ma rape ya
Have you runnin so fast, you'll be an honorary citizen of Jamaica
funny, but not hard
don't know if your girl is black, but believe me I wouldn't be surprised
yeah you might be white, but my fists reveal the jungle fever in your eyes
that's more like it, nice
got you pissed at the world, cuz I point out the fact you're no baller
I'll make your anger fester to the point you'll go bald get fat n' grow taller
coo
you ain't champin shit stupid, fuck what you announcin whore I own it
I've ushered in a new age of text, but I'll play the role of bouncer for a moment
iight/meh
bitch I'm doing damage to ya ego, so when I spit you're broke slut
n' after you see my verse you'll need viagra just to get your hopes up
meh
this is easy for me.. faggot you're the one having problems I'm smiling
dog if you want to work hard to be a loser I'm sure McDonald's is hiring
lmao
you admitted I was the best. but of course now you'll say you didn't
so I'll just rip the fan belt outta my car and furiously beat you with it
aha
picked up towards the end, the rest of the verse were just not hard... something clever but nit a diss... or a flip of something i've just seen
vs
So the haters can see. This is why I'll continue to call him lame more.
Don't take it from me. you all know what Lama made the Hall of Names for.
meh
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts, cuz he brings other peoples shit together.
lol, coo
Joe is kiddin. He knows he's ridden, but the kid'll just blend the facts.
From what they quote, he's supported by more gay votes than liberal democrats.
i get it, but meh
You hung on too long. His little girls fathers a fool.
He stayed after the drop off.
... like when he watches the childen after takin' his daughter to school.
lol
Feebs, Lay, and Spit. Make it quit. We can all see they swap.
Fuck constructing intersections... it'll take aids to make THIS three-way stop.
iight/meh
Lay, you're better than him. He'd say it, but he's got stage fright.
If he was ever in Spit's shadow. He's standing naked above him in broad daylight.
funny, eww visual
He got 2nd in LLL last year. Vas lol, that is the whole reason.
I was in 10 champ matches bro. pretty strange we didn't battle the whole season.
personal
Veteran's see he's not better than me, knowing he is worse.
But Spit's never looked back. now he's totally wrecked from going in reverse.
iight
He thinks these are disses? You're 30ish, stuck in a fagot stage.
You DO realize you're sayin you get your dick sucked from men half your age.?
lmao
If he says shit like that to me, I hope they deem the bout canceled.
Shit, he never had a 2nd Thought, that was just a daydream about Ancel.
meh, cuz wordplays been done to much
Was stunned to find, it's always at RB when this brother fights.
If your verses aren't undermine, you wouldn't be like 5-20 battling on other sites.
again, sting taken out cuz the wordplays been done 2 much
I'm not bred to fight with you. See, my letters have a spark.
And I'd shed some light on you. but we all agree your face is better in the dark.
iight
You never hit your mark, stupidity has been placed in your lid.
Spit's so up and down, he influenced the bully tactics that he faced as a kid.
iight
I promise you're not different, based off the stats I've struck.
Shit, you only have ab-normalism, because it's common for you to look fat as fuck.
aha
You can word played lines. So he feels he's owning John.
I just consider your wording a decoy. only a distraction to what's really going on.
aha, coo
I know the excuse they'll make, you'll just believe them more.
They say I never beat u in your prime...cuz they forgot I owned you in season 4.
personal
It never depends. I beat trends. gettin thumped when I go past.
Cuz you went off the deep end. and it's incredible you can jump in your own ass.
lmao
Shoulda not dropped. You got caught, you gotta confess buddy.
This verse just had enough bust exposure to influence ur daughter to dress slutty.
nice
This kid's soft. You know it's ya fate, u'll come wack in this bout.
I'll cut your dick off, n' make Joseph-a-Kate when I stitch it back in his mouth.
meh
We know it's true, I'm exposin you until this kid see's the truth.
That was my favorite line of yours last season. shit, and this season too.
iight
to me your FLammers came towards the end, but u had a consistently above average verse wit hits mixed in well enuff
V/ john obviously do to my breakdown
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
you homo prick.. fuck ya verses even when you vote ya droppin nonsense
n' dog my dick ain't a fucking pogo stick so please quit hoppin on it
eh, a lil bland
really don't see what you're tryin to say, none of ya criticism defines me
n' you better make your point here, cuz homie you're like 30 behind me
lmfao
I'm drastic murdering.. a brutal maiming is what happens when I'm raw
fuck plastic surgery, you're gonna need metal pieces grafted to your jaw
coo'
strollin along, gotta couple wins.. so what I hope you've bust rehearsals
cuz I'll fuck up your Stride so bad they'll wanna use me for gum commercials
coo'
I insult faggots daily.. ya timid, all that polite crap won't be stoppin me
cut the shit.. why you actin all PC when your on my laptop constantly?
eh
Fuck politics.. I'll rip your little clipboard in half til ya memo snap
n' you ain't no republican.. In rap you're more likely to democrap
eh
look I'm not saying your a bad kid, homie the bruising's all in fun
I'm sure you'd make any mother proud.. since you'd be losing to their son
aight
I'm swag perfected.. but I gotta give it up n' show you some love
you're one of the best.. as far as my title, I'm just minus the 'one of'
eh
I'm the ruler here. this ain't bboys or RM, s'the home of the clever man
n' It only proves ya jealous, always dissin the league you could never champ
coo'
I can't be stopped.. you gettin chopped cuz you ain't droppin bombs hot
I'll cut you up n' stuff you in my mattress to make you smell your moms twat
coo'
all that talkin like you gonna smash me? you can blow me you suck
you stole your name from an actor.. but you're the one that's phoney as fuck
eh
most of your crew's a joke. I'ma pimp so every fine hoe I see hollas
while girls that jump on your bandwagon tails n' wearin flea collars
coo
I'm damagin this geek, It don't take much effort for me to shit on you guy
I hope you been plannin this for weeks, cuz we all know you cant win on the phly
coo
gunnin with blasts.. I'm throwin those scary hits again I'ma rape ya
Have you runnin so fast, you'll be an honorary citizen of Jamaica
lol
don't know if your girl is black, but believe me I wouldn't be surprised
yeah you might be white, but my fists reveal the jungle fever in your eyes
nice
got you pissed at the world, cuz I point out the fact you're no baller
I'll make your anger fester to the point you'll go bald get fat n' grow taller
lol
you ain't champin shit stupid, fuck what you announcin whore I own it
I've ushered in a new age of text, but I'll play the role of bouncer for a moment
aight
bitch I'm doing damage to ya ego, so when I spit you're broke slut
n' after you see my verse you'll need viagra just to get your hopes up
na
this is easy for me.. faggot you're the one having problems I'm smiling
dog if you want to work hard to be a loser I'm sure McDonald's is hiring
lmao
you admitted I was the best. but of course now you'll say you didn't
so I'll just rip the fan belt outta my car and furiously beat you with it
aight
vs.
So the haters can see. This is why I'll continue to call him lame more.
Don't take it from me. you all know what Lama made the Hall of Names for.
aight
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts, cuz he brings other peoples shit together.
lol
Joe is kiddin. He knows he's ridden, but the kid'll just blend the facts.
From what they quote, he's supported by more gay votes than liberal democrats.
aight
You hung on too long. His little girls fathers a fool.
He stayed after the drop off.
... like when he watches the childen after takin' his daughter to school.
lmao
Feebs, Lay, and Spit. Make it quit. We can all see they swap.
Fuck constructing intersections... it'll take aids to make THIS three-way stop.
aight
Lay, you're better than him. He'd say it, but he's got stage fright.
If he was ever in Spit's shadow. He's standing naked above him in broad daylight.
aight
He got 2nd in LLL last year. Vas lol, that is the whole reason.
I was in 10 champ matches bro. pretty strange we didn't battle the whole season.
lol, nice
Veteran's see he's not better than me, knowing he is worse.
But Spit's never looked back. now he's totally wrecked from going in reverse.
coo
He thinks these are disses? You're 30ish, stuck in a fagot stage.
You DO realize you're sayin you get your dick sucked from men half your age.?
lol
If he says shit like that to me, I hope they deem the bout canceled.
Shit, he never had a 2nd Thought, that was just a daydream about Ancel.
eh
Was stunned to find, it's always at RB when this brother fights.
If your verses aren't undermine, you wouldn't be like 5-20 battling on other sites.
lmao
I'm not bred to fight with you. See, my letters have a spark.
And I'd shed some light on you. but we all agree your face is better in the dark.
lol
You never hit your mark, stupidity has been placed in your lid.
Spit's so up and down, he influenced the bully tactics that he faced as a kid.
coo
I promise you're not different, based off the stats I've struck.
Shit, you only have ab-normalism, because it's common for you to look fat as fuck.
eh, aight
You can word played lines. So he feels he's owning John.
I just consider your wording a decoy. only a distraction to what's really going on.
aight
I know the excuse they'll make, you'll just believe them more.
They say I never beat u in your prime...cuz they forgot I owned you in season 4.
lol, nice
It never depends. I beat trends. gettin thumped when I go past.
Cuz you went off the deep end. and it's incredible you can jump in your own ass.
lmao
Shoulda not dropped. You got caught, you gotta confess buddy.
This verse just had enough bust exposure to influence ur daughter to dress slutty.
lol
This kid's soft. You know it's ya fate, u'll come wack in this bout.
I'll cut your dick off, n' make Joseph-a-Kate when I stitch it back in his mouth.
eh
We know it's true, I'm exposin you until this kid see's the truth.
That was my favorite line of yours last season. shit, and this season too.
aight
this battle was actually closer than i thought when i first read each verse. after breaking this down punch by punch it was close, but it still seems that hens won based mainly on the fact that his personals were straight fire.
vote - hens
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
you homo prick.. fuck ya verses even when you vote ya droppin nonsense
n' dog my dick ain't a fucking pogo stick so please quit hoppin on it
NAH
really don't see what you're tryin to say, none of ya criticism defines me
n' you better make your point here, cuz homie you're like 30 behind me
NICE
I'm drastic murdering.. a brutal maiming is what happens when I'm raw
fuck plastic surgery, you're gonna need metal pieces grafted to your jaw
OK
strollin along, gotta couple wins.. so what I hope you've bust rehearsals
cuz I'll fuck up your Stride so bad they'll wanna use me for gum commercials
COO
I insult faggots daily.. ya timid, all that polite crap won't be stoppin me
cut the shit.. why you actin all PC when your on my laptop constantly?
YEH, I HAD A PC PUNCH A NO ONE GOT THAT EITHER, BUT YEH THIS WAS OK EXCEPT IT JUST SEEMED LIKE W/PLY, NOT SURE THERES A DISS HERE
Fuck politics.. I'll rip your little clipboard in half til ya memo snap
n' you ain't no republican.. In rap you're more likely to democrap
NAH
look I'm not saying your a bad kid, homie the bruising's all in fun
I'm sure you'd make any mother proud.. since you'd be losing to their son
NAH
I'm swag perfected.. but I gotta give it up n' show you some love
you're one of the best.. as far as my title, I'm just minus the 'one of'
OK
I'm the ruler here. this ain't bboys or RM, s'the home of the clever man
n' It only proves ya jealous, always dissin the league you could never champ
LOL
I can't be stopped.. you gettin chopped cuz you ain't droppin bombs hot
I'll cut you up n' stuff you in my mattress to make you smell your moms twat
LOL, GROSS. NOT REALLY THO
all that talkin like you gonna smash me? you can blow me you suck
you stole your name from an actor.. but you're the one that's phoney as fuck
COO
most of your crew's a joke. I'ma pimp so every fine hoe I see hollas
while girls that jump on your bandwagon tails n' wearin flea collars
AHA, COO
I'm damagin this geek, It don't take much effort for me to shit on you guy
I hope you been plannin this for weeks, cuz we all know you cant win on the phly
PHLY PUNCHES DONE TO DEATH ALREADY
gunnin with blasts.. I'm throwin those scary hits again I'ma rape ya
Have you runnin so fast, you'll be an honorary citizen of Jamaica
OK
don't know if your girl is black, but believe me I wouldn't be surprised
yeah you might be white, but my fists reveal the jungle fever in your eyes
COO
got you pissed at the world, cuz I point out the fact you're no baller
I'll make your anger fester to the point you'll go bald get fat n' grow taller
HEH
you ain't champin shit stupid, fuck what you announcin whore I own it
I've ushered in a new age of text, but I'll play the role of bouncer for a moment
NOT FEELIN
bitch I'm doing damage to ya ego, so when I spit you're broke slut
n' after you see my verse you'll need viagra just to get your hopes up
AIIGHT, SEEN SIMILAR
this is easy for me.. faggot you're the one having problems I'm smiling
dog if you want to work hard to be a loser I'm sure McDonald's is hiring
AGAIN SEEN SIMILAR, BUT THIS WAS WORDED NICE & FLIPPED OK
you admitted I was the best. but of course now you'll say you didn't
so I'll just rip the fan belt outta my car and furiously beat you with it
FELT YOU COULD DONE MORE WITH THE FAN BELT W/PLAY. OK I GUESS
vs
So the haters can see. This is why I'll continue to call him lame more.
Don't take it from me. you all know what Lama made the Hall of Names for.
HMM, NAH
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts, cuz he brings other peoples shit together.
COO
Joe is kiddin. He knows he's ridden, but the kid'll just blend the facts.
From what they quote, he's supported by more gay votes than liberal democrats.
OK
You hung on too long. His little girls fathers a fool.
He stayed after the drop off.
... like when he watches the childen after takin' his daughter to school.
HAHA
Feebs, Lay, and Spit. Make it quit. We can all see they swap.
Fuck constructing intersections... it'll take aids to make THIS three-way stop.
OK
Lay, you're better than him. He'd say it, but he's got stage fright.
If he was ever in Spit's shadow. He's standing naked above him in broad daylight.
OK, SEEN A LOT OF LAY/SPIT STUFF OTHERWISE THIS WOULD BE NICE
He got 2nd in LLL last year. Vas lol, that is the whole reason.
I was in 10 champ matches bro. pretty strange we didn't battle the whole season.
WELL SPIT WASNT AROUND MUCH SO NAH
Veteran's see he's not better than me, knowing he is worse.
But Spit's never looked back. now he's totally wrecked from going in reverse.
COO
He thinks these are disses? You're 30ish, stuck in a fagot stage.
You DO realize you're sayin you get your dick sucked from men half your age.?
OK
If he says shit like that to me, I hope they deem the bout canceled.
Shit, he never had a 2nd Thought, that was just a daydream about Ancel.
NICE
Was stunned to find, it's always at RB when this brother fights.
If your verses aren't undermine, you wouldn't be like 5-20 battling on other sites.
NAH
I'm not bred to fight with you. See, my letters have a spark.
And I'd shed some light on you. but we all agree your face is better in the dark.
OK
You never hit your mark, stupidity has been placed in your lid.
Spit's so up and down, he influenced the bully tactics that he faced as a kid.
OK
I promise you're not different, based off the stats I've struck.
Shit, you only have ab-normalism, because it's common for you to look fat as fuck.
OK
You can word played lines. So he feels he's owning John.
I just consider your wording a decoy. only a distraction to what's really going on.
COO
I know the excuse they'll make, you'll just believe them more.
They say I never beat u in your prime...cuz they forgot I owned you in season 4.
OK
It never depends. I beat trends. gettin thumped when I go past.
Cuz you went off the deep end. and it's incredible you can jump in your own ass.
NAH
Shoulda not dropped. You got caught, you gotta confess buddy.
This verse just had enough bust exposure to influence ur daughter to dress slutty.
HA
This kid's soft. You know it's ya fate, u'll come wack in this bout.
I'll cut your dick off, n' make Joseph-a-Kate when I stitch it back in his mouth.
NAH
We know it's true, I'm exposin you until this kid see's the truth.
That was my favorite line of yours last season. shit, and this season too.
K, A BIT REPETITIVE THO NOW
SHIT IONO. AFTER I READ BOTH ONCE OVER I THOUGHT SPIT HAD THE SWAGGER BUT HAD MORE PLAYED LINES, I THOUGHT HENS LINES WERE A BIT FRESHER. BUT AFTER BREAKIN IT DOWN . JOHN HAD MORE PERSONALS BUT THEY BECAME A BIT BLAND TOWARDS THE END WITH THE REPETITIVE NATURE OF DISSING SPITS PLAYED LINES. I GUESS I JUST FELT SPIT HAD WITTIER SHIT IF NOT AS PRERSONAL. OVERALL I LIKED A FEW MORE FROM SPIT SO
V/SPIT
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
I'm the ruler here. this ain't bboys or RM, s'the home of the clever man
n' It only proves ya jealous, always dissin the league you could never champ
most of your crew's a joke. I'ma pimp so every fine hoe I see hollas
while girls that jump on your bandwagon tails n' wearin flea collars
don't know if your girl is black, but believe me I wouldn't be surprised
yeah you might be white, but my fists reveal the jungle fever in your eyes
bitch I'm doing damage to ya ego, so when I spit you're broke slut
n' after you see my verse you'll need viagra just to get your hopes up
vs
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts, cuz he brings other peoples shit
You hung on too long. His little girls fathers a fool.
He stayed after the drop off.
... like when he watches the childen after takin' his daughter to school.
He thinks these are disses? You're 30ish, stuck in a fagot stage.
You DO realize you're sayin you get your dick sucked from men half your age.?
If he says shit like that to me, I hope they deem the bout canceled.
Shit, he never had a 2nd Thought, that was just a daydream about Ancel.
You can word played lines. So he feels he's owning John.
I just consider your wording a decoy. only a distraction to what's really going on.
Shoulda not dropped. You got caught, you gotta confess buddy.
This verse just had enough bust exposure to influence ur daughter to dress slutty.
v/John, just think he came with more creative concepts.. looks like he took alot more time over his verse and really came with it polished. Spit dropped a little below his usual par, but still lines were worded nicely but i just don't think he had enough heaters in this battle to take it.
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
really don't see what you're tryin to say, none of ya criticism defines me
n' you better make your point here, cuz homie you're like 30 behind me
I'm swag perfected.. but I gotta give it up n' show you some love
you're one of the best.. as far as my title, I'm just minus the 'one of'
all that talkin like you gonna smash me? you can blow me you suck
you stole your name from an actor.. but you're the one that's phoney as fuck
most of your crew's a joke. I'ma pimp so every fine hoe I see hollas
while girls that jump on your bandwagon tails n' wearin flea collars
don't know if your girl is black, but believe me I wouldn't be surprised
yeah you might be white, but my fists reveal the jungle fever in your eyes
got you pissed at the world, cuz I point out the fact you're no baller
I'll make your anger fester to the point you'll go bald get fat n' grow taller
vs
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts, cuz he brings other peoples shit together.
Lay, you're better than him. He'd say it, but he's got stage fright.
If he was ever in Spit's shadow. He's standing naked above him in broad daylight.
Veteran's see he's not better than me, knowing he is worse.
But Spit's never looked back. now he's totally wrecked from going in reverse.
He thinks these are disses? You're 30ish, stuck in a fagot stage.
You DO realize you're sayin you get your dick sucked from men half your age.?
Was stunned to find, it's always at RB when this brother fights.
If your verses aren't undermine, you wouldn't be like 5-20 battling on other sites.
You can word played lines. So he feels he's owning John.
I just consider your wording a decoy. only a distraction to what's really going on.
I know the excuse they'll make, you'll just believe them more.
They say I never beat u in your prime...cuz they forgot I owned you in season 4.
It never depends. I beat trends. gettin thumped when I go past.
Cuz you went off the deep end. and it's incredible you can jump in your own ass.
Shoulda not dropped. You got caught, you gotta confess buddy.
This verse just had enough bust exposure to influence ur daughter to dress slutty.
This kid's soft. You know it's ya fate, u'll come wack in this bout.
I'll cut your dick off, n' make Joseph-a-Kate when I stitch it back in his mouth.
i really dont feel like breaking down the reason i dont like all the lines i dont like..cuz honestly its more than half a battles worth. i just feel like hens pulled this by a pretty easy margin. a lot of stuff in spits verse was far from what he can usually do. he had a swag to the lines but the lines had no appeal. it came off like weezy's verse on swagga like us..john was more ti and owned it. everything wasnt great but he just had the personals that hit harder. i coulda removed1-2 of his lines cuz of seein similar but he executed them with more wit than how i personally seen them done.
v/hens
if i really gotta break down why i dont like every other line in this battle i'll do it..but i wont edit it in here it'll prolly be done later in the next chat thread if at all
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
I'm drastic murdering.. a brutal maiming is what happens when I'm raw
fuck plastic surgery, you're gonna need metal pieces grafted to your jaw
I insult faggots daily.. ya timid, all that polite crap won't be stoppin me
cut the shit.. why you actin all PC when your on my laptop constantly?
look I'm not saying your a bad kid, homie the bruising's all in fun
I'm sure you'd make any mother proud.. since you'd be losing to their son
^^haha
I can't be stopped.. you gettin chopped cuz you ain't droppin bombs hot
I'll cut you up n' stuff you in my mattress to make you smell your moms twat
all that talkin like you gonna smash me? you can blow me you suck
you stole your name from an actor.. but you're the one that's phoney as fuck
most of your crew's a joke. I'ma pimp so every fine hoe I see hollas
while girls that jump on your bandwagon tails n' wearin flea collars
gunnin with blasts.. I'm throwin those scary hits again I'ma rape ya
Have you runnin so fast, you'll be an honorary citizen of Jamaica
^^hehe
bitch I'm doing damage to ya ego, so when I spit you're broke slut
n' after you see my verse you'll need viagra just to get your hopes up
^^lol
this is easy for me.. faggot you're the one having problems I'm smiling
dog if you want to work hard to be a loser I'm sure McDonald's is hiring
started off weak but I liked most of the middle part of the verse
vs.
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts, cuz he brings other peoples shit together.
^^haha
Joe is kiddin. He knows he's ridden, but the kid'll just blend the facts.
From what they quote, he's supported by more gay votes than liberal democrats.
You hung on too long. His little girls fathers a fool.
He stayed after the drop off.
... like when he watches the childen after takin' his daughter to school.
^^lol
Feebs, Lay, and Spit. Make it quit. We can all see they swap.
Fuck constructing intersections... it'll take aids to make THIS three-way stop.
^^lmao
Lay, you're better than him. He'd say it, but he's got stage fright.
If he was ever in Spit's shadow. He's standing naked above him in broad daylight.
^^lol
He thinks these are disses? You're 30ish, stuck in a fagot stage.
You DO realize you're sayin you get your dick sucked from men half your age.?
If he says shit like that to me, I hope they deem the bout canceled.
Shit, he never had a 2nd Thought, that was just a daydream about Ancel.
I promise you're not different, based off the stats I've struck.
Shit, you only have ab-normalism, because it's common for you to look fat as fuck.
^^heh
It never depends. I beat trends. gettin thumped when I go past.
Cuz you went off the deep end. and it's incredible you can jump in your own ass.
Shoulda not dropped. You got caught, you gotta confess buddy.
This verse just had enough bust exposure to influence ur daughter to dress slutty.
This kid's soft. You know it's ya fate, u'll come wack in this bout.
I'll cut your dick off, n' make Joseph-a-Kate when I stitch it back in his mouth.
^^kinda forced but creative
We know it's true, I'm exposin you until this kid see's the truth.
That was my favorite line of yours last season. shit, and this season too.
^^yeah not really witty but see where you're goin with the personal
yeah pretty much quoted everything I was feeling to some extent, got john by about 26 lines to 18
v/Hens
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
you homo prick.. fuck ya verses even when you vote ya droppin nonsense
n' dog my dick ain't a fucking pogo stick so please quit hoppin on it
(i don't know for an opener, this is better audio style i think)
really don't see what you're tryin to say, none of ya criticism defines me
n' you better make your point here, cuz homie you're like 30 behind me
(yeah, this was right on)
I'm drastic murdering.. a brutal maiming is what happens when I'm raw
fuck plastic surgery, you're gonna need metal pieces grafted to your jaw
(nice shit)
strollin along, gotta couple wins.. so what I hope you've bust rehearsals
cuz I'll fuck up your Stride so bad they'll wanna use me for gum commercials
(decent, might've worded diff. but, not bad)
I insult faggots daily.. ya timid, all that polite crap won't be stoppin me
cut the shit.. why you actin all PC when your on my laptop constantly?
(not bad, good concept and okay connection)
Fuck politics.. I'll rip your little clipboard in half til ya memo snap
n' you ain't no republican.. In rap you're more likely to democrap
(heh.. i like this. also kinda audio style though.)
look I'm not saying your a bad kid, homie the bruising's all in fun
I'm sure you'd make any mother proud.. since you'd be losing to their son
(this is okay)
I'm swag perfected.. but I gotta give it up n' show you some love
you're one of the best.. as far as my title, I'm just minus the 'one of'
(good swagger.. kinda filler though, but i like this)
I'm the ruler here. this ain't bboys or RM, s'the home of the clever man
n' It only proves ya jealous, always dissin the league you could never champ
( i like this, cool straight one)
I can't be stopped.. you gettin chopped cuz you ain't droppin bombs hot
I'll cut you up n' stuff you in my mattress to make you smell your moms twat
(this is simple old concept but fresh wording, pretty nice)
all that talkin like you gonna smash me? you can blow me you suck
you stole your name from an actor.. but you're the one that's phoney as fuck
(hmm.. okay, pretty cool)
most of your crew's a joke. I'ma pimp so every fine hoe I see hollas
while girls that jump on your bandwagon tails n' wearin flea collars
(very cool to me)
I'm damagin this geek, It don't take much effort for me to shit on you guy
I hope you been plannin this for weeks, cuz we all know you cant win on the phly
(heh, pretty nice)
gunnin with blasts.. I'm throwin those scary hits again I'ma rape ya
Have you runnin so fast, you'll be an honorary citizen of Jamaica
(lol, nice one on a couple levels)
don't know if your girl is black, but believe me I wouldn't be surprised
yeah you might be white, but my fists reveal the jungle fever in your eyes
(cool, cool)
got you pissed at the world, cuz I point out the fact you're no baller
I'll make your anger fester to the point you'll go bald get fat n' grow taller
(haha, pure swag)
you ain't champin shit stupid, fuck what you announcin whore I own it
I've ushered in a new age of text, but I'll play the role of bouncer for a moment
(nice, liked this)
bitch I'm doing damage to ya ego, so when I spit you're broke slut
n' after you see my verse you'll need viagra just to get your hopes up
(nah, not feeling)
this is easy for me.. faggot you're the one having problems I'm smiling
dog if you want to work hard to be a loser I'm sure McDonald's is hiring
(this is fresh)
you admitted I was the best. but of course now you'll say you didn't
so I'll just rip the fan belt outta my car and furiously beat you with it
(hah - pretty cool, would've used that last one as closer though)
vs.
So the haters can see. This is why I'll continue to call him lame more.
Don't take it from me. you all know what Lama made the Hall of Names for.
(wording is good w/ it all being lined up context wise.. i always appreciate that. concept is kinda old, but good presentation)
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts, cuz he brings other peoples shit together.
(this was right on point)
Joe is kiddin. He knows he's ridden, but the kid'll just blend the facts.
From what they quote, he's supported by more gay votes than liberal democrats.
(haha.. i liked this.)
You hung on too long. His little girls fathers a fool.
He stayed after the drop off.
... like when he watches the childen after takin' his daughter to school.
(very nice, liking this)
Feebs, Lay, and Spit. Make it quit. We can all see they swap.
Fuck constructing intersections... it'll take aids to make THIS three-way stop.
(hah.. good wording on a common personal)
Lay, you're better than him. He'd say it, but he's got stage fright.
If he was ever in Spit's shadow. He's standing naked above him in broad daylight.
(seen a lot of these, this was okay)
He got 2nd in LLL last year. Vas lol, that is the whole reason.
I was in 10 champ matches bro. pretty strange we didn't battle the whole season.
(word, i like this a lot. even if spit wasn't around that season, it's a cool twisting of facts which is what any battle is. cool)
Veteran's see he's not better than me, knowing he is worse.
But Spit's never looked back. now he's totally wrecked from going in reverse.
(cool imagery, like this. nice switch-up)
He thinks these are disses? You're 30ish, stuck in a fagot stage.
You DO realize you're sayin you get your dick sucked from men half your age.?
(heh, okay. funny personal)
If he says shit like that to me, I hope they deem the bout canceled.
Shit, he never had a 2nd Thought, that was just a daydream about Ancel.
(i dont like punches like this, too simp. and indirect)
Was stunned to find, it's always at RB when this brother fights.
If your verses aren't undermine, you wouldn't be like 5-20 battling on other sites.
(fresh, swagger)
I'm not bred to fight with you. See, my letters have a spark.
And I'd shed some light on you. but we all agree your face is better in the dark.
(hm.. straight, but clean. pretty okay, i liked)
You never hit your mark, stupidity has been placed in your lid.
Spit's so up and down, he influenced the bully tactics that he faced as a kid.
(this is fresh)
I promise you're not different, based off the stats I've struck.
Shit, you only have ab-normalism, because it's common for you to look fat as fuck.
(this is creative, didn't hit for me though)
You can word played lines. So he feels he's owning John.
I just consider your wording a decoy. only a distraction to what's really going on.
(simple but straight, i was feeling this)
I know the excuse they'll make, you'll just believe them more.
They say I never beat u in your prime...cuz they forgot I owned you in season 4.
(hah.. you already had a punch like this, but this is cool)
It never depends. I beat trends. gettin thumped when I go past.
Cuz you went off the deep end. and it's incredible you can jump in your own ass.
(heh, okay. this was creative, okay shot)
Shoulda not dropped. You got caught, you gotta confess buddy.
This verse just had enough bust exposure to influence ur daughter to dress slutty.
(hah, i liked this, on point)
This kid's soft. You know it's ya fate, u'll come wack in this bout.
I'll cut your dick off, n' make Joseph-a-Kate when I stitch it back in his mouth.
(nah - pretty out there, i couldn't gel with it.)
We know it's true, I'm exposin you until this kid see's the truth.
That was my favorite line of yours last season. shit, and this season too.
(decent closer - you've said this better already, this was filler-ish)
damn, i really enjoyed this battle, cool shit. turned out to be really nice. Spit had some material in there that just rubbed me the right way, some real hardcore hip hop style freshness.. Hens had some really creative, personal disses that cut Spit direct.. I was feeling a lot of lines in this battle, but Spit was more generally cool whereas Hens narrowed his scope a lil bit and got in some good body shits. Hens obviously been doing this for a minute, he made all his shit count. I have him edging this
v- Hens
Re: HW Title: $pitacular (44) vs. J.Hens (14)
hens wins 6-1. Spit didnt vote at all making it 6 to -7
(voting requirement lowered to 4 due to no shows)
hens KO +4, grabs title
Spit -1
