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Haven't heard from MV in a while so I'm not sure what's happening with the other cypher but it feels like a good time to get a fresh one poppin since we're only a couple of weeks away from wrapping the tourney up.
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@FaQEyeReddit @mal diction @TheShaman @Slayerr. @Jack Hallows @Virbius @EyeDealIstic @Ion Metatron
Something tells me Bag didn’t get Squid Games…
“Nah it’s a bit tame, they ain’t even got a gay bars round, this shit’s lame”.
Oi shit stain, you misnamed a player, called Slayerr ‘Slayer’, misnaming a swagged out performer?
It’s like If I called Bag ‘Bnag’… coz that was bang out of order
Virb's so pedantic with semantics: "Must be a knock off Niké, cuz Bag misspelled".
I guess porch pirates stole his processer, since he didn't get the Intel.
It's just a typo, you fucking incel. You think you're fighting crime like Perry Mason?
Yeah? Well, these four shots will change your mind like Adolescence.
Hey, TheShaman!
Mind if I call you The?
Newspapers might be like ‘wack battle rapper gets rended to particles by incredible arsenal’.
Since we talking bout The… that’s the definite article.
Fuck a mag an a glock… you’ll get chloroformed and then smashed with a block, or bashed with a cosh made from granite and socks, or I’ll swing a big stone that’s wrapped in a cloth..
You’re not Norse god just an arrogant cock but it’s still gonna end with a rag an a rock.
Yeah, I do mind, like a buddhist. I'll rearrange your face like a cubist.
Cuz you talk grammar, but can't even count to four like Lars Ulrich.
Always talking Norse mythology like you're fucking Richard Wagner.
But you'll never be a King like Arthur, just another bitch like Starmer.
Peace comes from within do not seek it out is a Buddhist saying I know I’ve heard
So dropping those bars and craving his attention it’s no wonder we think you’re pro virb
Norse myth in battle bars? it seems fine to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
You ignore smithin’ battle bars, ain’t the type to be.
You steal lines from the worst writers here, it’s a plight to see.
You’re the Nidhogg of hiphop; caught you biting Chree.
Slayerr, don't feel left out, dawg..
I can do your girl in my pass time cuz she loves a dude with a hair line.
Writing such a bad rhyme, you'll even have the Laughing Buddha laugh-crying.
The only proverbs I adhere to are the ones written by William Blake.
Like the one that says: If you lie about biting, you're just a rabid dog on Ricki Lake.
If yall dont stop name droppin Like some Snitches in Stations?
I'll expose your flavors Clashing like its Chicken & bacon
Punks, bitches & Satan.. thats what the little Shaman's Into!
Thinks we see his style as 'Wicked'.. like Christians to dots on hindus :laugh:
The shit you Say is about as random As your use of capital Letters.
Cuz chicken and bacon is smashing together like going ham for some cheddar.
You're handling data like a scavenger, Meta. And you're reporting to Zion.
So stay away from him, cuz you'll catch a charge if you're bonding with Ion.
I use Phonics, YOURE Lyon! & you dont Wield the Sword of Omens..
My Chome is known to leave you Cats licked(Catholic) like Hordes of Romans
He Hopes the Board'll know'em but his Style is always Trash & weak
So noone quotes The Shaman, unless he on Trial for Blasphemy:o
I’ll put Ions in the sky… I’m an electric pylon!
I should change my name from Virb to Noun, how I’m endin’ -ion.
My reign’ll impact the Earth so hard you’ll smell the petrichor.
You don’t compare… yeah… what’s Meta for?
This shotty'll blast your head off while I'm getting high like a growth spurt.
So people think I'm a hippie just cuz I lift V while I smoke herb.
I guess you ain't behaving violent cuz junkies on H is silent.
Meanhwile, I was a menace in the teens like fiends on Epstein's island.
You don't have a gun, just many used industrial strength dildos.
You want to taste Virbius' pee pee but the first look is the thrill, though.
You seem to have wanted Ionic's shlong but he said stop it.
You drop other mens underwear and scratch their jock itch.
I don't want to hear any more about your carnal desires for dudes.
You want to battle them face to face but only when they're nude.
Act like you're not bursting at the seams to go and visit pride,
Act like you watched Dear John & didn't cry, it's a lie,
You're givin guys that Dr Jelq n Mrs Hyde mincer vibe,
Still wearing that shell like a shit disguise as if we don't know there's a chick inside