they r wierd
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they r wierd
what, you people don't know the difference between freaky and stupid.
wow
damn...........well:
It was the place I lost my virginity
broke seats by jumping on them
the superviser person dude/bitch told me to turn my fone off,so we all put our phones as loud as they could go and foned each other one after another.
we sat in the front row and we got the seats that small children used (loads of them) and we all sat on them so no-one behind us could see.
pissed in my drink and gave it to my friend.
kept poking the woman in front of me,she turned round and whispered something to me so i shouted 'NO I WILL NOT COME IN YOUR CAR,NO MATTER HOW MANY COOKIES YOU OFFER ME'
shouted up to the man in the box thing at the top and asked if he could rewind it back to the naked scene as i hadn't came yet lol.
that's just a few............I got loads more
pissed on the chairs.
fucked my ex all da way in da back in da theatre while 2 chicks constantly peeked in front of us,acting like i aint notice them...haha :2thumb: it was kind of a turn on to me....cuz those girls was cute
Try to jerk off..............
Wow @ showing dominance over a woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by TechOmega
But she was annoying.
i shaved my pubes into someones nachos.
One time I raped this fat girl's curly fries.
I was going out with this freaky little island person...(flip) and we were sitting in the back row of the theatre during "house of wax". She started just grabbin me like the little immigrant slut she was and we fucked for the first 1/2 hour of the movie. Afterwords, the rest of the movie, i was wondering how i could get away so i don't have to cuddle with her ass, but seems they only put 2 seats in the way back row for handicaps. Which is stupid, cause handicaps have their own fucken wheelchairs.
In that case, Nothing, next question?
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