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So I killed her real quick. Cause I rap on a forum and poetic license is sic
she was high bent on weed. Fat bubbly momma with an attitude bleak
Running at me real quick, so I spawned Satan, I kicked her guts up, she ripped
Tipped her up and metal booted and I flipped till she chipped
I got the killing down, I'm fully equipped
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Much to her dismay she couldn't be buried with the golden dick
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Oh, what a day to go on a trip
Events taking a toll, unspent
Crowds all looking sick
Either zombies or dumb as shit
Dirty clothes, bloody lips
Had to look in a mirror
Thank the gods for handkerchiefs
There was a stolen ride I noticed
Thought to myself, how'd I know it
Then thought to myself again
The ignition wires were showing
Then thought to myself, get in
Now it's stolen twice since I'm rolling
You already know what the next mission is
It had rifles loaded
Let's pay a visit to the newscasters who...
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Broadcasting reports of yuppie spongebobs
Proving to all who's the better one for the swabs
Their women? Cotton soft swans
Amplifying my fond of chickenheads giving head
They got the right motion for it, praise flimsy necks
Forcing anchors to give respect
Look here, when I'm on air don't just stare
I'm prompting divorce rates to rise amongst peers
This rifles for if your vibes feel square
I'm serious & clearly sick of you refined pricks
Let's promote nonsense, no suits, no conference
I'm making the call by way of fully loaded clips
Stations making societies do tricks
Shake hands, play dead, now fetch a booger
Swat team arrives not helping suckers
They prevent the violent revolt, keep em shoulda-coulda
My crimes are not crimes, but cruel jokes.. I have love for others
Only if they're full of lust, & the weather girl's one of 'em
She sucks the whole staff dry...
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I tip her a dollar give her a holler and say bye
Its time for my next show, bout to bring it retro
to my surprise what do I see? burt, ernie and kermet fuckin hoda and Kathy lee
I pull out my recorder, pretend Im a reporter, grab my dick and bust like a mortar
by that time kermets swinging both ways, ernies past out, burts eating pancakes
wait, what the fuck am I thinkin?, hodas swallowing nuts, kathys back to drinking?
slow mo, everybody stop blinking, throw two grenades mid air still clinking
as Im running from the deathtoll, Im sweating to the oldies looking like a fat meth troll
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As I leave the scene of destruction, cops are impatiently waiting to receive my list of instructions
The Godfather, I pay for corruption, and for the obstruction of justice
Picked up the phone as i paused ESPN, "Pardon the Interruption".
I told the detectives, " I threw the grenades, but you better come up with a different perspective for the forensics!!".
Slammed down the phone as i yelled "Fucking cops, its getting expensive to pay for incentives".
Got out of my chair, and walked down the stairs, where the mood was festive,
rap music blaring, with naked chicks from porno flicks eating tortilla chips with salsa dip.
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I see em all as hating dick, like employees who hate their jobs
Human trafficking's only sad if you ain't with the cause
Suffering's willingly started, but for the sake of a gain
What did you get yourself into? Bitch, shut up and say my name
I just payed you, din't I? to lay up with ya...
Saving bitches from destruction, if their frame is slender
Infatuated with big assess for fame & splendor
Speaking of splendor, give my dick some sugar, French kiss it
That festivity was turning to a warzone anyway... No intermissions
Grabbed a few of you hoes to break away, this hotels expensive
Turn on the News, see what I mean, the building collapsed on them niggas
We just in here fucking, titty sucking, menagé 6, not French accustomed
All I know are the filth words, voulez vous coucher-something
Matter of fact... The new stadium seems a good place to attack
Put y'alls panties on, y'all coming right? Let's take the city back...
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Funeral attire, we all dressed in black, until the mission complete, there ain't no coming back
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*you fuckers always fucking the cyphers up... smh
no return to the inferno's backdraft
taking over by storm is a thunderous relapse
power hungry to the point of starving, enemies fiend
rock? hard place? in between, intervened
I'ma make it a whole lot worse for you if obliged
destruction caused every single time you vie
where'll I lead you to if your blind
the bridge is under construction, orange cones on it
pass by 'em like they're nothing
keep you gimps on a leash
your're just limping to jump from it
Would you think to dive while descending
is just one of the things I'd wonder
how good are you at swimming might be another
blindfolds, eyes smothered, one way direction
helicopter operator on the megaphone
flying past you flailing
tryna yell a message to help you helpless
you don't even know that there's water below
shut up and listen, screaming's a joke
so the story goes...
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The story goes..
Its morning so I get out of my bed n start pouring a bowl of cereal
material things I could destroy without even hesitating
step outside n it feel like im levitating
liVing now but I know the end is waiting
shake it off n pretend im crazy
never been a angry guy
Always gettin noticed like a lazy eye
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But I don't hate the lime...light
I shine bright an make time slight
My ice compliments my nice nikes
I write tight and I climb n hike up high pikes
Just to see the Ridgeline when the sun sets
Said it before I'll say it again...fuck yes
As I watch the sunset the lungs flex
Past my young neck with dumb stretch
Then dump breath fulla blunt cess
Watch the stars from the rocky hike
Comets blaze through the sky....meteorites
Feel the earth sway...fuck it its tight man
Away from the cellular w nuthin but vibes fam
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Then an asteroid fucks up the surface of the planet
A furnace to an addict, cracked in the purpose when it landed
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AND AN ALIEND COMES OUT, HIS DICK HANGIN OUT HOLDING A CRACK NEEDLE
SCREAMING "WHERE IS EMINEM, I CHALLENGE HIM BECUZ HIS RAPS FEEBLE"
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in front of all the people, this request got laughed at like it didn't even matter-
everyone on earth already knows, don't fuck with marshall mathers-
traveled galaxies, oh the fallacy of these extraterrestrials and their travesties-
the formalities in an analogy is "aliens are like cows about to get slaughtered, be expecting casualties"
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now its the war of the worlds and the chosen battlefield earth-like,
john Travolta returns from the Wells to claim his intergalactic birthright,
but only a virgin is taken- that's what an untouched vag is worth, tight,
he planned to rape her the first night, the only words she could spurt was like "at first it might hurt right?"
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...this virgin started squirtin! I guess the hurtin was a plus...
...did it stop, no...aliens did not know, what the fuck...
...this crimson flood was, so she was returned safe-and-satisfied...
...as they-had-analyzed the taste-and-demanded-mine...
...to their surprise...when i nutted, a load busted on their face...
...it was acid to their skin...and it caused them a concussions of the brain...
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Fuck this story.
THE END.
Now go home, fucking nerds.
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the 80 yr ol lady sucked dick like a bum tryna get fed she didnt have no teeth and every time she walked im not sure if she farted or queefed
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She's a social outcast, she's going downhill fast
drawing each breathe as if it was her last
her names felicity, she was born on the wrong side of the tracks
Let's get down to the facts, she has faced a million set backs
Verbal attacks, and has pulled her self up by her boot straps
Forced laughs captured in photographs haunt her like maniacs
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maybe she's a mental case perhaps?
so they forced her into a mental asylum
feeding her drugs from metamphetamines to Valium
but deep down she knows she's not the one insane
she's a guinea pig and the Doc's just fucking up her brain
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Man i have gone insane
i have became lame
after trying to contain all the pain
but i am just man
without any plans
Amy
would you please help me
i am crying
i am dying
i am sighing
i just want t stop suffering
and suffocate
but it is too late
why won't you go on a date with me
and turn my fate into misery
i mean life is just one big mystery
and i need to be the master
of my own disaster
i am sorry eve
for slapping you in the Garden of Eden
i did what was forbidden
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Know it's the apple i'm eatin'
Want to be seedin' Eve like a pirate-downloading heathen
Who am i, Adam motherfucker
I'll tell you madam i track 'em
Like that snake in the grass
I slither along and take a bite of your ass
We're both naked Eve
But my dick is covered with a leaf
I still glance a side-titty on you and its so neat
What do you say i'll masssage them with my teeth
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or bite the nipple off
squeeze them tits they so soft
spank the bitch and pull her hair
I like to do it rough while im chewing on her underwear
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