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Seem like Barney is your ghost writer
You ain't a match with a lighter
just a nursery rhyme reciter
I'm RB's provider
This is a diss forum could you have been politer
This is a reminder
Your rhymes weak like huew hefner without viagra
I'll punch you in the stomach and your pelvis will fracture
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real name real picture real shame
dumb fuck gets confused like dayum!..
in huge parking lots this car`s lost
cheap rhymes an you cant count the cost
nigga im playing so i step up my game
you`re past tense.. angry with inspiration that never came
who`s to blame?.. 6 months an still ya miss it
lesson: go to the cypher and you`ll find carlos` still shit
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^^^lmfao..tight
illtalic to me sounds like illitrate
i'l easily mix this phony,like i got nu cake to bake
nigga switch style cos this one's outta reign
i'll inject some skills in u,cos i'm better and u in pain
three lions?..wdf?..i send 'em to u so they have a gd dinner
i'ld leave this dude singin "zion"..cos he been posessed by THA SINNER
u so lame and u got the liver to drop a verse on the cypher
a thousand posts,i'ld bur ya scripts with my lighter
go back to ur room and learn to spit better so u get brighter
cos going on this way u feature is blur..u'll never get higher
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thanks ma.. now i get to diss a bitch
an use lines like `hoe.. wash that dish`
how dumb you are.. no hate.. but you aint tight
an i`m safely guessing that you`re blonde.. right?..
cos you think illtalic sounds like illiterate
smh.. stick to reading cos cyphering?.. you`re shit at it
an you notice i stretch lines.. but you cover yours
hiphop ma?.. it`s thru necessity that you shop in over-size stores
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so what if he shops in over sized stores at least he can
if dont get it what im sayin Im sayin you cant afford em
I saw this guy kickin a card board box down the street today
I said what you doin man, he said " I'm movin away"
I dont know how but he recieved the sponsor a child money I sent
I saw him throwin the pennies in the mail box he said he was payin his rent
Incase you missed the point of the shit, Im callin you a poor piece of shit
Ha, this guy sucks so much I could turn off my computer and still serve this bitch
PEACE
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(echo)
Yess Yess Yall This is a dis to the PDA
This rhyme is brought to you by the letters D-O-R-K
You need to leave make like a tree cuz your just "barkin"
Your rhymes have no bite,aint tight, so no shit startin
My rhymes are greasy,leaving stains on your couch like Soul Glo
Your loopy like a ring on Janets nipple at the Super Bowl
PDA must stand for Personal Dork Assistant
So bitch fetch my paper and my shoes right this instant
My rhymes are fresh drip like hydro, sticky icky like glue
My PDA has a shit detector and the shit points to you
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dork what kind of name is that did you get gang rapped and did they stick a fork in your ass bet you think you thight cuz you watch mtv and listen to rappers from N.Y stop putting stupid lines and put some work by the way i dont mean with my balls. i bet you give good head my bad i gorgot to tell your mom to get off my bed. shit why do people waste their time fucking with you, you probly turn around with a smile and say their dick feels good up in you.
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yo nigga u dug a early grave~ when u put dat rhyme out
nigga u dug iit so damn far~ so now u can't even climb out
dis nigga soon will find out~ dat u dont write battles in paragraphs
dis nigga wrote his rhymes 4 nuthin~ like boy scouts missin out on a merrit badge
dis nigga makin RB da wordt year ofrhymes~ RB has eva had
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Double S comes below par, and hits less, Readin..
that bullshit, ure slow bars, werent even keyed even.
Stretchin ya rhymez, ya gay sig, Were played BIG. Trim it.
Whore ya Four lines, next time try to reach the limit.
Its 6, count em, this Kid couldnt begin to finish,
Ure nowhere New, ure Anus still needs breakin in it
Hes still Servin, keep learning ya rhymes now.
Ahh fuck it.. Jus give up, at least take a TimeOut
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^^ahhhh......
i'ld molede this phony in different figures
he spitting like a baby,i bet he diein in allure
the only way he rhymes is saying EVEN 2ice
whats wrong son,aint got the brain to fantasize?
you may be from the coner of my eyes
matter of fact i bust u without turning to my side
your lines be poping out my closet cos they shitty
you got ur lines robbed with oil cos u talk greasy
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You wanna get 'cooked', I can talk 'greasy' like 'Crisco'...
Cause when war arrives you 'crumble' like 'crackers' made by 'Nabisco'...
You'll quickly get dissed though...
The name explains me well, blows I won't miss bro...
Yvonne, well i assume you a chick...
Roll the 'mouse' down, boo and ya doomed with a 'click'...
Easy
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Blows knock out, jabs just poke
Skilless textcee is just a joke
Just joined up now and its evident
My rhymes are mischevous and malevolent
Easy is it?, well lets up it a few levels to difficult
Give up, let ur nuts drop and come back as an adult
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He wanna diss , trying to get personal with a personal, well personally....
Kwik, to see if you'll sink me, i'll stand on your ass purposely...
i'm over ya head, make you eat my 'balls' like 'Pacman'...
forget a Jab, you'll get attacked from a smack to a back hand...
Stomped on ya lines and smashed half...
Since I'm a Joke. like 'late comedians' i'll get the 'last laugh'...
EASY
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Fuck this newest kid named Jabs
Bent his mom over and worked her like 6 minute abs
Yup you are a "late comedian" you wanna be John Bulushi
your periods late and your pussys green and fuckin smells like sushi
You ARE a Joke, gonna make you choke like that fat bitch Mama Cass
So quit rhyming right now because a Dork is laughing at your ass
Easier
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yes u are a dork huh a whales dick bitch
so you like paper airplanes how geeky is that shit
im facing a little beaner who loves to get hit
you threw swings and punches and missed
caught offguard got hit plus dissed
u the type that gets bitch slapled and laughs
so u can hide the embaresment
yo mamma even told me you was a dissapoinment