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this foo used 2 be called mr. swallow, givin head in pimped rides
but stopped doin that when the sperm started 2 mess wit his insides
now everyone knows why u mr. spit now, but u still a whore wit hate
dissin me? nah muthafucka, i'll easily leave u on the flo wit scrapes
i ignored ya statement, took no offense, cuz u got a score ta' make
so git the fuck out my face, there aint an excuse fo bein 4 n 8
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unxtatic, i'm here to choke you again like saran wrap plastic/
and also leave your neck snapped like unsuccessful backflips/
i'm not mr. spit, therefore not easily fazed or shaken/
i amaze the patrons when i spit, never stay complacent/
he sound like a chi chi mon, aka a gay jamaican/
i'm bullyin your rhymes have you embracin the pavement,
and leavin "he was wack anyway" on your headstone engravement
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All I can really say here is DAMN! UnXtatic got slapped hard as fuck
But I gotta do this one in too, cause the other is a pussy who just ran outta his luck
Duckin and dodgin, flodgin ass bitch still whinin like a snitch
You right about one thing, if I knew how to, I'd battle you and leave you to rot in a ditch, a fuckin computer glitch in my book
He don't work, he just sits here all day swearin that the females will take him serious in his twerk
But everytime he rhymes, they weaker than mine, and he looks like just another furious jerk
From Willy Wonka, a nerd
But lefty two guns is the type to get few puns in
Frontin, but knowin he'll never REALLY do one in
Comin after me will leave you two plus one-ten in the shin
If you can't count, that's a hundred and twelve
Go on and put your plastic guns on the shelf
I'll blow you away like the stealth bomber
And you just a Tonka truck
Rappin like the Funky Bunch
I'm gonna Fuck you up before you can get in 2 wack words back
I claim to be the next backwads black, the newest Shady bringin in ladies to fight
Cause we all know that you ain't got enough hype left to type on
You just a hoe with a mic siking yoself out
Who can't handle the stress that's being dealt out
MY weakest tracks will have you seeking shelter from your shadows of self doubt
Cat's In the Kettle is what you really about
Meowin like a damn cat's pussy
Rookie woosie
I know I'm a rookie too
The difference is, I worked all night and still found enough energy to fight
And beat yo ass down, blacker than the shit comin outta my tooshie dude
Lookie lookie lookie, here comes the fuckin cookie
You look like you gettin hungry, you took me for my word?
What you weigh, 300 pounds of terds?
My bother's got 100 on you, I ain't playin
That's why I'm skinnier than Snoop Dogg ON the crack-cravings
You steppin to me in the wrong game to believe you gonna take me down
Every time I'm the one with the crown, you the one holdin back a frown
Bring down a board game and you may have a chance
Until then, get your hand outta your pants, cause I'm the one who's always comin back with more
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Comin back wit more? dawg, my mentality is quality ova quantity
u workin widda weak structure, that shit's obviously an oddity
stompin me is what u cant accomplish, u failed too many times
but how do u expect to crush me wit jus a few friendly rhymes?
keep ya speech to yourself-----quit lyin bout ya frequent feats
cuz when it comes down to a battle, i doubt u can bring the heat
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these cats keep going back and forth, but wont say shit to me/
because you'll literally be on the best unsolved mystery in history/
unxtatic and zerot13, kill you while your blood still blue like a smurf seems/
these homos hold hands watching movies thats pg-13/
i been waiting for some solid material to come back at me/
you guys matching me is like hertz...not exactly/
lets face it, i was writing battle raps and pushin cadillacs/
while ya'll little boys was playin with he-man and battle cat
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mr guns is brand new but claims he got girth
still wet behind the ears nigga you still wet from birth
your flow was fucked up like an AmTrak wreck
if you rapped for a living bitch you'd never see a check
that was only four lines but you bleedin from the eyes
my text is like "Titanic", known to make you bitches cry
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Why is this kid feeling like hes any more special
Sinking fast would be the only way he would have a HOLY Vessle
You think I dont know bout that shit in your sig
Nofx punk band from '92 the other album parents hid
I may be an old member with a laid back style
But aint least i ant fag wit a LAID FAG WILD
Eh
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Olde timer in a cypher = Shit's that's in a diaper
Pop a couple white doves start to feel a nice buzz
Try to make wife of, a bitch that's in a nightclub
Mac on Vanna White!! WHAT, tryin' to steal light from
Me I'll fuckin' fight ya, yea you're fuckin' right bud
I'll punch you in the face 'cuz, you don't rhyme like mase does
There's 12 in a case but, 2 beer will get you way-stud (wasted)
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Hah
.....Take a couple lines from a song thas okay
.....Limp bizkit should proud you made there words even more gay
.....Your a couple miles away from my wonderful state
.....You'll soon be enjoyinh this blundering hate
.....I know the way you fuckin people think
.....I jus got one thing your stoned? your dealer stinks
Lol bored so im doing this
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2 beers and gettin wasted, thats a really low tolerance/
lyrical genius but your lyrical knowledge lacks prominance/
on top of that i dont hear much dominance bellowing from your flow/
if what you spit is "genius" i hope my i.q.'s fairly low/
the type of soft dude that wept when the tooth fairy didnt show/
i graduated rap magna cum laude, dont try to compare me though/
i preach my thesis, you cant see this, i dominate this game like serena and venus/
lyrical genius sounds like a cool alias to cover up a small penis
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Here goes lefty again, shootin to the left, cum-wads that is
Obviously he didn't read too much of my rhyme earlier, or understand what it meant
I took him down and out, he frowned in doubt, that it was about him
You assume too much, dude, quit playing with Barbie and Ken
I'm gonna outsmart you again, put my larva in motion
While you sittin over there jerkin away with Jergen's lotion
I got a half a notion to not worry respondin to this crap
The bullshit you type, and callin it rap?
Talkin smack about the tooth fairy, what is you, three?
I'll call Santa and his elves and send them your way along with the Easter bunny
So you can "rap" about them too
Better yet, find a pre-teen rapping board and you'll fit right in dude
Then again, I think most of these people on here are pre-teens
Most of em stop posting around 8-8:30
So I'll just make this real simple for you lefty two and flip you the birdie
and return in the morning bright and early, 7:30
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I Don't Need To Be Al Pacino To 'ScarFace' This Hero/
The True Killa's Right Here-Yo; I don't need to etch you outa the 'equation' because you're already a 'Zero!'//
X Be The Figure To Fear-Though; Dismantle Yo Fragile Ass Wit Jagged Glass Till You Be 'Headin' A Freak Show'/
Cock Back And 'Letting My Tech-Blow'; I don't need to put my 'dick on your breast' to prove I 'cocked my nine at your breast, though!'//
My Rips Hit Ya Head 'Harder Than Endo' Wit' Yo Lines More 'Played Than Nintendo'/
Against me, What'cha Defend-HO!? You Can't "Surpass My Ass" If You 'Mutated To Flo-Jo!'//
Beatin' The X, Oh NO! You'd Be 'Baggin' More HO HO's"/(Baggin more laughs...you're garbage)
Than "Susie-Q In A Santa Suit" Flashin' Her Dick To You Homos!!//
I'm Done Wit' You, Ho, Go; Now You Be 'Playin My Game" Cause You Facin Ya 'Doom'/
Sodamize Yo Ass Wit A 'Broom' Just Before I Son You To 'Go To Your Room!'//
Ebonix To English Translation = You're SONNED, Go to your room!
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"X Be The Figure To Fear-Though" But isnt it clear bro?
Youre voice is your sig, and still nobody will hear you?
PreWritten punch-you crunched, but he faced it brave, Hard..
Nah man, he was dead long before he came to da graveyard.
He was spittin dirrty, his styles in need of a varnish
Xplizit, is it? aiite.. he had to explain his own garbage.. Hoho
You homo, who posts mo with no flows
You spoke, but bro, you showed youre only so so..
So read em back quickly, until its skewed tight..
X Da the figure to fear with? nah.. "Yeah.. You right"
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It figures that figure would be the bigger one to beef with
That other guy went from explizit to explicit, slit up and shit
I was gonna pay him a hospital visit, but they won't let me back in the ICU room
So Figure, I guess that its back on with you dude
Your style is nice, but alot of it makes no sense
Were you dozing from some dallotids? That would make a great defense!
All of a sudden, a guy comes from nowhere (literally) fucking you up for life
As if your rhymes amounted to the slight sound of a bad snare hit wit a dull knife
People just stop and stare, you yellin "its not fair! I was cursed by this thing that looked worse than the Blair Witch bare!"
You know what? Scream all you want, they keep on bitchin as if they didn't care
Come into my lair if you dare to take me on
I'll take you down like a vampire, and you a cute chick in a thong
Yeah I say alot of dumb shit, yeah that much I'll admit
But when push comes to shove, I'm pushin and shovin you....
Into a grave I dug in a gravel pit
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Dude, I dont know what ure tryin to accomplish wit lame flows
You know theyre newb when they diss and suck dick in the same post..
I dont get it, so dont be scared to refute this..
but Damn man, where u just tryin to call me a cute chick?
Aiite.. Dont worry, its cool, I aint reading it further, when im feedin off u
Id proly get a supporter, unwanted..
Zero, I got you packin blanks, and daunted.
Jus call me Daddy Dog, the way I ride you bitch, I sonned it
Your shit.. Thats a fact You cant handle bitch
I didnt make sense? When Youre "diggin the grave in the gravel pit"?
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Oh, daddy dog, please be gentle with me!
MY ass has never been ridden before, can you, get down on your knees?
Bitch please
And before you think I'm suckin your dick again
The please part was sarcastic, its wasn't a compliment
You an ignorant fuck, so why do you continue to post?
You belong on a tv show, with Jerry Springer as the host
"Michael Jackson fondled me as a child,
So now I'm the newest cast member of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
That's what you'd be yellin
We can all tell from your posts, you are you own fuckin relative
The only pussy you ever seen was that of your own sister
And I'm pretty sure you helped to coin the phrase "Who's yo daddy?"
As far as the gravel pit's concerned, why are you so interested in it?
Don't it look appealing? Come here and stand beside it so I can push you in it
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you're a pathetic pacifist, how can you call your self a lyracist,
i ain't pulling any punches with lyrics heavy as my fist,
my razor sharp lyrics put lives at risk,
cos i am the who to dares to resist and face the fact,
i bet i am not the first person to say your your rhymes ain't all that,
i bet your just a four-eyed internet geek whos appearence is whats fat,
not your rhymes,
although sunlight may hurt your eyes some fresh air would probably do you good sometime,
if you don't pay attention i will come into your lair and i will bring you down,
leaving me the cypher king sitting on his thrown with his crown,
to any one who replies i will break you in two like bane vs batman,
but untill that time ....
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How many times can people diss on rhymes
Just by saying they're not all that, or shitty and go direct to their own crime of words
Overused adjectives and verbs
Like this muthafucka got gonads big enough to fuck with me? That's absurd!
Well, not really, yeah my style is gritty and shitty, but guess what?
Your's is too! At least mine is original, but yours isn't dude
It fucked you up (on line 5) and it wasn't even directed in your direction
Had you stutterin like when you masterbate sitting in confession
And your intro? Break yo anus in?
It's ok to be a wannabe, but when you a wannabe faggot, its different
You in the wrong game for that shit
Go talk to figure or unxtatic, they'll probably sooth your tension
But for me, just stay away, I don't swing that way at all, I ain't gay!
I'm a lesbian dammit and don't you forget it
When I cruise around town, I'm fuckin all the fine ass women
Even look at me wrong, I'll call up Loraine
Our basis is first name
By the way, mrbenn, weak ass rhymes?
Step to me again and then see what I have to say
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Okay, Zero, You got me! ..... I was joking you Hypo..
Damn, you edit your work, but whole verses typo..
Your lines' jokez, you came up deliriously played,
When I was lookin for hits, all I read was seriously gay..
He came on the net, looking for sex and hyper action.
Me queer? when uve been fondled by michael jackson?
See.. I aint disputin ure just shootin your mouth,
But im tramplin You, In fact Im puttin my foot down, You out..
With Mr Benn, Youre friend, Youre pal, Youre nigga..
He aint worth the post.. Zeros wack enough, go figure..
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Damn! I swear this fucker is so damn slow
YOU were the one gettin fondled up in your asshole
I seen yo ass on the Jerry Springer Show! Ye-ainno? You want a copy?
While I'm at it, I'll send you some advice you may not want to be knocking
Save the gay jokes for someone else, cause I'm just gonna stop the'em
You're sloppy, dumb, and spittin slurs like you drunk
Did you take some acid this morning after you first woke up?
That would explain the fact that you can't figure out my so-called shit
By the way, did you just say
that all you read is a series of gays?
Read the damn posts, sober, like you've got some sense to you
There wouldn't be any nonsense if you'd open your eyes
And get it like its coming to you
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Man.. Be quiet kid, Youre overtly flauntin ya tired shit..
I sense hostility, and a need for a psychiatrist
Best You take time, Or else u drop and botched em lines..
I aint like you dog.. I infact have got a life..
So Fuck You kid, Youre whole game is played as shit..
Cos how many times have kids tried to bust em springer punches, bitch?
Im gonna tell you the truth, get your head outta your ass..
Quit stayin online, and FOR FUCKS SAKE learn to be PRODUCTIVE in class..
Fuck being stretched, fuck having to rhyme!
Zero, Youre nothing.. Youre a fucken waste of my time
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Slow typer too
Figure and cypher gonna be left and right shoes
Fight over what side equals who
I'm too tired from my other job scheduled,
from ten til I sign out at sixish to fuck with these bitches in a duo
Just so someone won't bitch about the length, you know, I'll make this line six
My sick rhymes will have to catch back up with you two
Later on tonight
I'm not gone for good, but I know you wish
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man, i been sitting back watcing you bitches throw purses/
there's no rehearsed verses, your mom's a freak like jovan kearse is/
i'm spitting shots at the hearses before ya'll two is placed in the earth kids/
when i flow, the keyboard begins to become a flammable surface/
no way that you could hurt this your verses are virtually worthless/
on top of that these cats sound like they nervous/
have ya'll outta the game like you was ellison, pervis
my rage on the page is caged like tigers in this circus/
i'm so assertive when my words spit and begin to disperse this/
cats need to stop spittin soft like a football from nerf is
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...Look im gonna point out the facts..
Zero You post a lot, but still manage to be wack...
Youre crap kid face it, All Your punches baseless..
Cos see NONE of your post ^^ made sense..
You just rambled on, and mouthed me off..
Fuck did You even try to sock at me dog?...
You should really know kid, go count and delve..
You took sixteen secs, when I came late and took only twelve..
So how the FUCK am I slow? You kna what I mean?
When most of your rap in 3 secs, where too wack in between..
Fuck, Your structure is crap, I aint afraid to repeat..
You sound off with "verbs, adjectives" When Youre losin the beat?
Confused and defeated, Fuck Youre the one whose misleadin..
You might think Youve got madskills.. But your style is repeated..
You get killed, Zero.. I can attest to your title..
T13? cos the otha 12 were too wack for survival..