6 Lines Minimum
Talk about how you're going to kill the person above you with the weapon they left for you. DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A WEAPON! If you forget, go back and edit your post, don't post again.
Next Topic: Deck Of Cards
Printable View
6 Lines Minimum
Talk about how you're going to kill the person above you with the weapon they left for you. DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A WEAPON! If you forget, go back and edit your post, don't post again.
Next Topic: Deck Of Cards
Aight..
`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.
Allow me to 'run down' aisle 5 and graba deck of cards..
Open up the box ........ and rip a few apart..
Paper cut his veins..leave his blood for insect's supper..
Sit back and shuffle cards, an' watch this fucker suffer..
Like the King dominates the Queen, I've put you in yur place..
Just be fuckin glad ..... that I didnt deal my Ace..
`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.
..blah
Next / Camera
ill just attack you, without having to ask you///
"capture" you like a kodak flash do///
im after you, zoom in and close in magnified///
not only will you "smile", youll be frozen in time///
explodin your lines, keep you runnin like an officer///
then "shoot" you more times then a portrait photorgrapher///
with a camera i brain wash the weak like im Hitler///
if i gave you a copy, you still wouldnt "get the picture"///
im sinister, im bustin your whole family solo///
this MC "develpoed" his skill faster then a one hour photo
next weap: crystals
i went to tiffany's////to get me some crytals,////i had an urgue to stick them in gang green///ripped his head off//// let the blood bleed//// kept stabin and stabing///i wished the crytals wasnt so bloody..
next weapon: the new york times ( newspaper)
..Unwritten I will bang yo head with this Crystals..
..And than rape yo lil sister next to the walls..
..Make u hear her scream while u lay dead..
..I even get closer so u could hear her give head..
..After am done with that bitch i grab the broom..
..B4 i leave i go to yo mom and fuck her in yo room..
Weapon: Needle
I got many weapons so watch where you steppen-
Da knuckle game nice, I beat that ass like Tekken-
Whatever you throwen I'm catchen...If the bids go HI you know yo' ass aint betten-
Ya body's feeble, I'll pierce needles...like claws on prey you can call me a eagle-
My doggs fetch dead bodies like beagles-
Torture evil in ya body wit these possessed needles!
Next Weapon: Jumper Cables
..Nise..
Shock you up or wrap them round your neck?/
i dont no what.... would be your best bet/
but i do know 1 thing, you wont last to long/
i fix them up and make sure their screwed on/
ive heard people say "ive got skills to pay the bills"/
yes ive got those skills and "skills to make this kill"/
Next Weapon
Post-It-Notes
post it notes stab through your epiglotis
I spit hotness pot get's hot in my pockets
Pop quick at ya fat lip so don't slip
We go get smoke hits with sick scripts
I got no time for cats floating another boat
Who can't spit a rhyme without saying a quote
waiting to choke up in smoke aimed at ya throat
I'll end ya life not with a knife with post it notes
next weapon: sex appeal...lol
i use only my charisma to turn ladies to red..
lookin at me eye to eye then they'll end up in bed../
no homoes allowed or i'll leave ya bloody and dead
enough said i wont use knives i use my sex appeal instead/
defend ya self my face can have ya epileptic resultin heart attack
i'll leave ya mind blank in a jungle stink like a skunk../
so punk...be ready if ya see this looks be ready
hatin my sex appeal is like hatin the words of gandhi.../
next weapon:keyboard
Electro-shock you by spilling liquid on your keyboard
Pluck out the K and O keys, so you die with a losing score
Use my technology and make your keyboard a bomb
You couldn't see it, if a fortune teller read your palm
Your shocked, the I beat you over the head wit it
Beat your brains out and know your dead in six hits
So your keyboard is something you never see or guessin'
I'll do it all over again, but what could be the next weapon
Next Weapon:CD
I need little to fuck you call me conservative kid//
I'm a can of whoop ass son, why you pop off the lid?//
I'll type out this words in the form of bullets at ya, wit my keyboard//
Look you gave the usage of this weapon, now you gonna be floored//
My computer may get fucked, and no it's not no glitch//
I'd make some more lines but I throw my keyboard at ya bitch//
Leave a weapon^
Weapon-cologne
I spray cologne like gats in clubs
Use a whole can to kill Assasins butt
Wear so much I attract girls from different cities
Bouncin like I was from the fitties
I spray it in your eye like fuckin mace
Make evryone see your a fuckin disgrace
Next-flashlight
i wanna eat your lines up so bad, i can taste it///
ill leave your verse naked, erase it, then give it a face lift////
all youll see is a "flash" of "light" without a trace quick///
im in a place equipped with flaslight, like a sercurity officer working the late shift///
take out the batteries when theyre hot, my weapon blocks light///
load them in my cocked sight all white glock side///
then pop a whole right through your top guys////
imma shine it in your face so bright, it gives off more heat than a spotlight
next weap:::: a dog leash
I'm puttin you in place, Hazard, ya just a no brained beast...
So don't be surprised when ya wake up on the end of a leash.
Then we'll go for a walk, me and my new little pup...
But the dumb bitch pissed my shoe, now I'm a hafta fuck it up.
I see a bridge up ahead, so quickly I run Hazard up on it...
Tie my end tight to a railing, then toss the dumb bitch off it.
See the Unwritten one dangle, wild flailing with arms and legs...
Oxygen sealed away from lungs, no sound but his eyes do beg...
For mercy he ain't gettin, he's slowing down and muscles relax...
Bowels let loose, shit and piss release as suffering eyes roll back.
I've killed this dog with his own leash and it was funny, every bit...
And also ironic how, life was a bitch...well...to another bitch!
Next weapon: Chainsaw
I bought the DVD yesterday...
reality holds you back, i dont live by the same laws
i make your veins pour, dealin you pain dog////
beat your brain raw, cut your leg off then re-sharpen my chainsaw///
just for getting my name wrong, the hospital finds your remains gone///
i run around with a cape on///my motors run by an A-Bomb
i attach chain strapped to a saw, to your gangs block///
next weap:::: wallet
ya Saw got ya gassed up.... wit ya engine runnin dunny
shit's fuckin funny.... Pull out my Wallet & simply beat you Money
swing it off the chain.... connect direct with ya eye socket
don't open your fuckin mouth, I'ma dick... & I might cock it
I'm the Master... pull ya card, I told you that you gonna regret it
Look what you Discover in ya mouth... but you don't get no credit
Next Weapon: Slingshot
i Henced foward, then i found out where all the fags at///
i re-tract before i attack, like a sling shot, im bout to "snap-back"///
blast sacks of marbles at your hat, cover your cap///
do somthing other then rap, cause your wack, even stupid///
a rock punctures your head, leaking cerebal fluids//
feeble juices, get some Kevlar cause i aint slinging pebbles///
im spitting explosive tipped shards of over heating metal///
like the elephant man, your snot box gets ugly///
you could sling shot your lines, and still not catapult your skills above me
next weap: lint
*sigh*.... why you always keep ya Mind in my Pocket?
put Lint in ya eyes... so you can see it's in my Jean's to be cocky
I got the fresh new styles... while you just scribe ancient
keep you waiting motionless... like a hot-spittle patient
plenty of room after I stuffed ya throat... but I'ma suffocate you dead
you still talkin... so I pull some additional Lint from the Thread
you always addin extras... cuz minimums don't cut it wit $pit
so here's ya two lines back... like salad-tossers, U feed off this shit
Next Weapon: Rubber Band
Yo My Lines Are Tence And Stretchin You Like A Rubber Band,
"why A Rubber Band,cuz It Represents The Strugle Man"
Many Options Like The Bee Sting Or The Gun...
We Play With Ruber Bands And Hurt You For Fun...
Look At Me The Wrong Way, Your Eyes Will Meet The Rubber Band Gunn.....
One Movement~n~ Ya Done,cuz My Thumb Is The Hammer Son...
I Hammer Um Till I Got Um Scaterin From Every Angle...
Ill Twist It, Put It Around You Neck And Watch You Strangle....
Wepon = Cigarett!
*******sigh********
im a "hazard" filled this whole place up with gases//
til your mic gasp kid, whatever you say bounces offa me like rubber, so pass it//
im harder to bio-dergrade then elastic fused with alien plastics///
put you in your casket, but i dont care though///
ill expand around your neck and cut off your air-flow///
theres no where to go , i got you runnin hard///
nothins to far, ill just strech, pull....release somthin hard///
got you seein stars, i nailed your arm standing back from a hundred yards//
have fun indoors, rubberband your hands and try to rape ya, your not an escaper//
then ill call my friend the stappler to cut you with your rap papers///
im faster than a loaded tech tryin to spit///
ill cut my rubber band with scissors, then come at you like a whip//
like a bitch, imma do all this and you die////
your tombstone will read "got his assed kicked, by an office supply"
next weap:::: cig.... my bad
I give it to you non-filtered... got you chokin off a Puffy, scary
I'm smokin so forget Poppin it.... I'm just Burn ya Cherry
cut slices in young'uns like you.... when I Nick-a-Teen
I'll just call you Winston.... cuz you smell like shit to me
what a burn... hope you like holes in ya clothes Hazard
poor Bastard... hit ya with my 2nd-Hand and give ya Cancer
Next Weapon: Skateboard
get my feet set, do a speed check///
im always "over your head", like i ollie'd a 3-step///
im not even on the street yet, i got a skateboards n my aresonal///
skate past any obstacle, put you in the hospital///
grind your face off while doing tricks that seem "impossible"
illogical power stoppin you, skate through your rib cage//
send me back my mix-tape? ill grind your toes down with grip tape////
kids say on the board im magic///
kick it out, spin, then grab it///
classic shoes, fuck those damn awful boots///
ill lay you in your grave, then ramp offa you
next weap::::::: carrot
Sharpen the carrot to the point it becomes deadly
Never thought that it'd be something my mom fed-me
But I'm ready, shove it in you till puke out ur esophagus
Wedge the veg so hard that you will feel how soft it is
Got ya clogged and shit, got u prayin for your digestion
Its too late cuz the carrot ruptured both your intestines
Next-- A Napkin
i was idle but now i came back and choked the hell out this kid with a non-edible napkin/
put some spit in the shyt and chugged it down aces throat, to see what will happen//
suffocatin' i see but dude, see what will the insominia get you ?/
a after life to live apon, and by all means, u get ridiculed//
killed you on the day after April Fool's it's crucial aint it ?/
Ace of Aces, i dont know you but this next weapon is a edible Danish//
Next Weapon: Danish (aka something for ya sweet tooth!)
Blu mami can we have sex through ya anus
Sorry heinous I can't promise it'll be painless
Just for saying this mods'll threaten to ban me
But blu mami I'd eat ya pussy like cotton candy
Understand we live in the same zipcode your not brainless
I might have to suffocate you with a danish
next weapon: Broken condom
MY WEAP: WALLET
don't think u won't get robbed and jumped, when the TIME RIGHT/
cus when u n the LIMELIGHT,keep ya damn wallet out my EYE SIGHT/
when u pull it out 2 make a payment,i pull out that thang make u REACT AND FUMBLE/
cus hustlas don't got wallets nig, we keep our dough in STACKS AND BUNDLES/
but if i did have one the pockets'll burst, dog GO FIGURE/
then i b n the streets surrounded by hoes and GOLDIGGERS/
and as long as i stay on the block wit a BASIC GRIND/
i got 2 much money 4 a wallet 2 hold, so 2 buy 1 would b a WASTE OF TIME/
1,
NEXT WEAPON:SHANK (knife if u aint know whut it is)
yeah...well you still gotta use a broken condom as ya weapon, not a wallet,try reading the rules
shut the hell up you raging faggot to males attracted
I'll pull out a shank and do the math your blood subtrated
You don't even know what a shank is
A kid resembles an icepick
Mutha fuckas wanna talk and don't know shit
Mutha fuckas wanna rap but they can't spit
If you wise quit cause nobody feel you
Your nobody!!!! before and after somebody kills you
next weapon=broken condom
Damn...Its Carlos from the burito shop
a mexican, from the border and str8 from Tj hop
Yo sexy sista maria, we got alot in commen
Like when i fucked her, oops it was a broken condom.
Now she loves her Eye papi she pregnant with my little solja
She my slave a freaky mami but i told ya.
Weapon: Pimp powder.
u talk shit, expect to get it back, hoe
showen u how bad u got ya flow
slap u to teach u, with my pimp powder
slappin in ya face, and my yells get louder
shut up the fuck up u stupid bitch
u talkin shit? now expect to get it
i expect that pimp powder to still be there
takin it off is ya life hoe...its not fair? STFU
next weapon: ya hair
how about ill put a wrap around ya body like SYNDEL did with her hair/
thatz mortal kombat fo ya ass, but u probably dont care//
HyperActive u a loser, and if ya ass wanna get something done ?/
stop using the same combo in ya shyt, and go out like ONE//
fatality is a bytch aint it ? flawless finish on ya quick/
after i body slammed the hell outta ya shyt with my fuckin' hair flip//
Next Weapon: Grammar Skills .....
i talk wit accent like the rappers of st.lou...
my grammar skills will leave you all blu like the bird flu../
blu mami juz died coz she didnt understand the scripture
simply statin that "you'll suffer if you battle the future".../
so we all know who that is the one with the "k" as the king
so i spit my verses again now im the next best thing.../
i'll use every weapon you give so a grammar skills juz beat you
remember that ya words are the only thing that can help you/
next weapon:modem
K-nine behind enemy lines w/ bad reception/
learn a very hard lesson put up against my T-1 connection//
Get errections when connectin w/ high speed interceptions//
no questions are left with officers who investigate/
Nine has now been cut off cant, communicate//
at any rate we can just say hes meet his fate//
next weapon: paper clips
im killer when im angry, but ill rape a bitch when im nice///
when i write, im as "phat" as a lazy men who led labor-less lives//
your gonna win this battle with eraser pens at your side???///
what your sayin, aint makin sense to me guys......./////
how can you fight with paper clips through your eyes?////
spitting metal bits to settle this and get mangled in shears///
even angels fear, the angle i strangle brain gears///
throwin open paper clips like long range spears///
a face fulla thin metalic fibers, will tangle your tears///
leavin you "blind", so "look"........metas leave your mind shook///
make your spine hooked//
then like a paper clip, attach your corpse to your rhyme book
next weap:::: a pack of zebra
I'm a cold captor ive been known 2 4get 2 feed ya
as if i care my whole brigade know we dont need ya
we possessed by a demon in a gameboard named ouija
My men will earn there stripes singin' high pitch like nima
We got taste like marinating salad in the red catalina
when we go in2 brazil we lookin 4 nothin but minas
u open game 4 my carnivores like packs of zebras
next = MatchStick
I'm the doctor of this game, I'll clap these patients,
N' put 9 shots in they stomachs like a rabies vaccination...
I lack the fakness others behold and show,
So go shine ya daddy's gun....While I load the chrome..
I'll remold yer skull...,Like gettin a facelift,
Nd's have the piece so close to yer dome ull smell n taiste it..
^ didnt use the topic, so i'll use matchstick..
Kinda sucks for you, but Ima pyro for life..
grab a matchstick and burn ya, rather than use a knife..
Buy a few packs of matches, dump em on the table..
Tie him down good, so that escaping isnt capable..
Walk up to this herb, and drench him in rocket fuel..
Tell him hes no 'match'.....then happily drop a few..
..Done. ...lolz
Next / paintbrush
my paintbrush gets blood-stained/
from visions filled wit thug-game/
my mug-stays wit teeth gritted/
come through yo hood wit peeps-killin/
you need-a-villain/ well here he is/
surrounded by them ghetto cribs/
to terrorize an bleed tha block/
get it my way an I'll clean your clock....
next weapon: toothpick
FuckinG Stretched Like a mothafucka..........................
Mc Bass? With Sig from other Site's?
Advertising get u banned quicker than kite's
I flip the script make u delerious cuz am sick
double fist you,make u swallow yo toothpick
OOps got to run...this kid callin his bf Rick
Bass=EltonJohn kid am handier than handyman afro pick.
Quick Keyd shit
Weapon: Nagging Bitches.
eyronik think he nice when he spit,
but when we get serious he not sik wit it,
slap u wit 5 fingers like i was Rick,
take money from bitches, just straight rob da chick,
then blame on eyeronik hesaid,"dont like da it switches",(da booty swithin)
then she come back lookin for ya ass wit a faction of naggin bitches,
wit nail filers and other tools for dey nails and hair,
then u now how it feels when ur tounge rips, IT TEARS!
next weapon: china closet
Da Kid is in the Forum Building ? Oh WOW!!! /
how the hell can claim ya stamina anyhow ?//
the china closet u left me contains the martial status of a Black Belt-N/
it's got the Numchucks to knock ya unconscience from the throw-N//
ill throw ya lil ass over my head like a Throwback/
the black Bag of death, is where ya bloody remains lay at//
Next Weapon: A stapler