WEEK 13 MAG - Believe the Hype

INTRO
wagwan

canada thanksgiving was a month ago so i got time

no one asked me to do this but i hate seeing a wk w/o a mag so here u go, nothing special but its a must for keeping active battlers interested. week 12's champ match was a no-go, couple that w 2 more no shows & i guess u could argue this wk dont deserve a mag, but there were also some dope highlights + this season has been and IS dope tbh.. so lets get right into it...

WEEK 12 REVIEW

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Lightning Round
Sobe vs Greedy - Sobe wins via TKO
props to any mf who signs up n shows for lightning rounds but mannn, i hated this one. i thought both punches missed & one was merely less whack than the other. no hate, but greedy should have taken his time and swept sobe.. but instead he rushed, forced & sobe somewhat capitalized by taking it 5-1... upset of the week

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Originally Posted by Pilgrimage

Close. Not in a good way lol greedy idk what that was and I’m going off your edited punch. Your second line doesn’t make sense.

Sobe yours was ok it definitely flowed better and was worded better.


Vote sobe

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

Didn’t like either bar... wasn’t feeling greedy at all and shoves seemed played but had more connection I guess... vote sobe

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Barcotic vs Bash - Barcotic wins via decision
gun bar vs gun bar, 1 was a metaphor & 1 was a wordplay w tie-ins.. both landed. barcotic takes the dubya 5-3. i enjoyed this one

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Originally Posted by Greedy

Damn this is a dope battle.
Bash ur was heat. I fk w ur wording here. Plus the visuals.
Good shit
Barc, urs was dope too. I like how u executed this worplay. Slick.

Sooo. Idk its tough to decide. Barc ur set up had the multis and Bash ur set up was just fire imo.

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Originally Posted by MV

i feel like this was tough one to judge @BashEmUP i thought it was dope how you worded through the punch and ended the bar with a nice visual to compliment and smooth out the finish. @Barcotic im all about the double entendres and split meanings they add a depth to bars that i enjoy. so im going to go with barc here because of that little extra that made the difference.

V/Barc

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MV vs Revelation 18:3 - MV wins via TKO
decent spar here, i may have ben a little harsh but only one guy landed.. and he almost didnt. mv takes it comfortably tho, 4-1

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Originally Posted by Greedy

MV- i liked the angle you went for here.
The nameplay is debatable, w the 'rev' imo.
But you had way too much words here.

Vs
Rev'- visually, stretched M is a dope concept. So props for that.
But i hated how you worded and executed that M angle.

Both had shit i liked/disliked.
After reading both bars outloud, back to back:
Vote MV

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Originally Posted by Barcotic

mv
a bit stretched not unlike longbar but decent concept, it has to be said a certain a way & doesnt work the other but whatev. overall jab

r18
tbh that shit was whack, both the setup annd followthru
hated ur np & tie in wps. shit just doesnt fly n reads awkward af

v/mv

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Reg. Wk 12
Blue Bayou vs MV - Blue wins via KO
bb always has good wording.. and it saved him here, IMO... that & the fact mv couldnt capitalize. he completely missed, so a lackluster blue was able to get a 5-0 knockout

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Originally Posted by GrimmReaperZ

i fucked ur girl hardddd. no hotdog down a hallway kid..
my D-Rose & i left that bitch w/ a sorer groin then Derrick’s always is

this was lazy dude..a D-Rose, groin bar......smh...the set up coulda been used better as a tie in to the bunch too


vs


Run'n with blue to da border but shot'em short'f receivin my order, to avoid listening to commotion
drug him there n had "bayou leaking out to the coast"... like 2 drunk buddies pissing into the ocean

this was too long winded by far... by you/bayou has been done a trillion times and this wasn't a creative way to winded a setup for a simple bar about pissin in the ocean......( u know u coulda said more with a " cross swords" reference instead...


V- Bayou....
both punches were simple but I think MVs wordin, long windedness coupled with the simpleness makes BB bar hit more...

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Originally Posted by BashEmUP

I'm a sucker for a good sports bar. Besides that, I've seen way too many Bayou flips. Gotta go Blue.

V. Bayou

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King vs Barcotic - Barcotic wins via KO
tbr ive seen benadryl done a few x, but king's wording was flawless.. making it a jab. i went with a nameplay i couldnt find used anywhere else & it landed. knockout, 6-0

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Originally Posted by Allen Knight

good battle, i liked kings flip but bars line was fire tbh

V/ bar, props to both

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Originally Posted by Greedy

Vote barcotic
Better overall bar to read imo.
King, u also came a bit played

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Contenders: Allen Knight vs Bash - AK wins via KO
this one missed its potential but im assuming both guys winged it, iunno why tho. bash had a simple af np he shuda known would be overdone & creativity won it for ak. he didnt have to do much. 4-0 final

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Originally Posted by Barcotic

bash
not feelin the old nameflip, seen too many variations of it. too simple & played for my liking

ak
creative but weird, iunno

v/ak

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Originally Posted by JEM.

v/Allen.

I wasn't really feeling either, which is a surprising I was looking forward to this one. I liked the fresher of the two concept... although I didn't think either hit particularly hard.

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No-Show Shine
Champion: Greedy vs Smog - Greedy wins via NS

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Originally Posted by Greedy

Reading ur garbage rated bars? I hate it. Holy shit its a burden
"Drop'd a vote in a Smog battle" / "Drop'd a vote in the trash"..see? Only difference is wording

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Sobe vs GrimmReaperZ - Grimm wins via NS
Joe Boston vs High And Drunk - High wins via NS
P4P Rankings
Champion=Bold
Contender=Italic

1. Greedy (16-5)
2. Barcotic (16-5)
3. Blue Bayou (12-4)
4. Allen Knight (4-1)
5. Bomb Bard (9-7)

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WEEK 13 PREVIEW
+ PREDICTIONS

Free Prelims
Revelation 18:3 (0-3)
vs
Phalanx (0-0)
Prediction: Phalanx via KO

High And Drunk (2-0)
vs
Bash (3-4)
Prediction: Bash via KO

Main Card
Jem (4-7)
vs
King (3-3)

Jem Highlights

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Originally Posted by Jem vs Core Vet

Ya chick loves it public while u public bus it home for no sex
Ironic how ya girl left ya, to ride me topless in the corvette

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King Highlights

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Originally Posted by King vs Greedy

I'm living outlandish, yo. see the most slammin ho's n they're mine
Closest joog gets to extravagance is when a bitch collects the grandiose for her time

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Originally Posted by King vs Smog

I'll hold court in the street, u dont wanna battle, war or fight me
Anything u trial fail, I'll judge dredd u then judge kavanaugh ur wifey

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Prediction: King via KO

GrimmReaperZ (5-4)
vs
Jit (5-6)

Grimm Highlights

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Originally Posted by GrimmReaperZ vs MV

you cant fuck with I, V.....but he might take that loss in vain and be lazy as hell
cause if M flips THIS into a W, the whole damn site would do a one eighty as well

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Jit Highlights

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Originally Posted by Jit vs Bomb Bard

Ur insecure, ur girl cheatin in Colorado while ur on Twitter - guess what
That bitch is known to have 'Blackmon on deck' like that Rockies hitter next up

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Prediction: Jit via decision

MV (8-7)
vs
Bomb Bard (9-7)

MV Highlights

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Originally Posted by MV vs Greedy

i just notify my hitters, why do dirty work when i know some folk
they wanted confirmation then eye a greed...down the barrel of a scope

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Originally Posted by MV vs Barcotic

pistol whip barc n leave his head ringing get caught lackn' ya gone
If we heard you dichotic it's because I kept wackn' ya dome till it was matchn' in tone

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Bomb Highlights

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Originally Posted by Bomb Bard vs Greedy

Any Thug talk from U is welterweight champ, so I’ll ride through ur hood, G
See how long U Darren Till I choke you out quicker than Tyrone woodley

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Originally Posted by Bomb Bard vs Barcotic

Ur girl Wet Knowing U Dead! a beach she'll rest W/Spree
Give Barbadian Vacation there after Dumpin Ur body In the West Indeas

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Originally Posted by Bomb Bard vs Jit

Dnt Philly hit right. But my field game got'er Kegals wet
Says U got 'SmallWood' & no "Running game' to last W/The Eagle Spread

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Prediction: Bomb Bard via TKO

Co-Main Event
#1 Contender Match
Blue Bayou (12-4)
vs
Barcotic (16-5)

Blue Highlights

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Fresh

he's out his damn mind to beef when i got a can high & three clips..
gut shots - Freshii's about to get Opened-Up on a Corner.. no Franchise Agreement

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Greedy

me & the crew ran train. ur girl screamin it was 'scary but amazin'..
the way me & Dementor through her... let's just say it was a Harry situation

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Joe Boston

u've had bitches ridin ya flesh. but u prefer when a guy is erect..
u could take over second base for the Cubs... homie ur as Baez it gets

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Meth

i do this proper chump. champ match is mine if you drop ur snuffed..
u wont ‘ClearBlue with 2-Lines’.. that’s just ur girls Pregnancy Test once i knock her up

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Barcotic

we USED to be boys. back when u weren't so weak w/ the writtens..
but as far as Bonsai ended ours the SECOND i heard u Trimmed Trees for a livin

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs King

you USED to be a boss w/ the writes. but nowadays ur soft & uptight..
talk about having the 'GamePass you Buy'... & u’ve never played Xbox in ur life

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou vs Revelation 18:3

blade to ur liver's got em callin me a War Machine..
cut you so deep ‘Biles all over the Ground’ like Simone’s Floor Routine

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Barcotic Highlights

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Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Meth

silencer on the glock.. its tall, fat & rowdy
got that attachment to meth like a dog chapman bounty

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Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Greedy

just for talking sly, im cocking mine & lodging 9 in u
when i introduce this tommy to greed, its no rocky 5 tribute

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Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Bomb Bard

rile me. u'll sink a mile deep if i fire heat, my homey
im an animal w the strap around bomb -wile e coyote

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Originally Posted by Barcotic vs J Dill

im in a psycho state. his life'll change if i swipe the steak knife
then aggressively take the blade out. when hes done w michael, j white

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Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Bomb Bard

brought smoke. he oughta bleed, n yall kno he on the speed
ima bus' over 50 to stop bomb, no keanu reeves

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Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Jit

got weed? itll get fuckin robbed. blood, its not unusual
ull get buried over bud, jit.. w/ ya girl willing to spend 100 on a funeral

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Originally Posted by Barcotic vs Letterman

i gave it to ur wife.. she was cravin' for the pipe, fam
now go Askren private why u got traded for a white man

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Originally Posted by Barcotic vs MV

he aint really w the broads unless hes chilling w a mop
any 1 to give Empire State they like him can fit the building in her twat

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Originally Posted by Barcotic vs King

doggy, u ready? come get bodied already, tough guy
nothing u drop is new,-king & ur bombing on every punchline

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gl

Main Event
1-2 Championship Match
Allen Knight (4-1)
vs
Greedy (16-5)

AK Highlights

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Originally Posted by Allen Knight vs Jem

i'll find ur slut an pistol whip her skull in, that heat'll harm her
Tractor down & plowed her face till shes chewin thru a straw like a wheat field farmer

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Originally Posted by Allen Knight vs Jit

im hittin the weights daily, pussy u w/ that cardio side of life
if this faggot tired to lift, his Repsol look terrible cuz all he does is ride a exercise bike

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Greedy Highlights

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Originally Posted by Greedy vs Blue Bayou

I'll put the price on ya head, then cop it myself if u get close... Why?
Confession of a shopaholic: cant wait to pull the trigger on an impulse, Bay

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Originally Posted by Greedy vs GrimmReaperZ

im a crowd pleaser, so clocking his bitch ass once is a waste
they wanna see Repeat punch after punch after punch to the face

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Originally Posted by Greedy vs Ilya

U'll be a disfigured waste, w clips in ur face when i load that semi
Just a John Doe w no ID, Ya...even the medical examiner wont have any

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Originally Posted by Greedy vs Blue Bayou

Im sodalited to meet this shit talker. Its almost like he asked for these beats
Blue stone is gonna to get him rocked n left on the flourite after he speaks

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Originally Posted by Greedy vs Lenox

high school science fair is coming, check the happy glee in this nerds face
he can just screenshot his chat meltdowns, n guarantee he wins first place

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Originally Posted by Greedy vs Smog

A curvy, 30 clip? He might dessert his jr
...dudes hell of a Pops
After the Banana Fosters his kids, ill just torch the house of whoever adopts

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Originally Posted by Greedy vs MV

Its not likely u'll stop wifey from getting her mouth filled, its clear
But u know how it goes awry starts to wander, then its just downhill from there

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Originally Posted by Greedy vs Meth

Can this nerd get gayer? How do you beat Barc and then slurp him later
We all expected some blowback, but who thought ud be the fagt to return the favor

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Originally Posted by Greedy vs MV

Ya chick wanna kick it n fuck when u kick the bucket. So I guess ill spray this Uzi
Cuz when the mag is spent i'm <-- planning to... and we'll catch the latest movie

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Prediction: Greedy via sub

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#accuracyedition

Mothafucka...I'm full as fuck and needed my chill time to digest and lookahere, a fresh mag for me to browse through. Good shit and way to come through for a nigga on Thanksgiving. Preciate the work you put in.

Fire mag Barc

Good mag. Preciate the work. A for effort

Go you, dude.

This is dope.

Really good mag damn. Props

Kudos.

Respect my guy

Dope mag

Dope!!!!

Good looks on the mag homie

Bitches want they tities sucked
Ice Cream

dope mag, good shit.


feels like someone should have used it forever ago but i'm pretty sure nuking was fresh. props

I see a small tag tourney if possible
The Haymaker madness(1-2 tourney)
And the Gauntlet(cash prize)

All in the future

Yu know I’m ready to get this tag tourney brackin

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Originally Posted by Jit

Yu know I’m ready to get this tag tourney brackin

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Don't make me fuck you up, now that I have my happy name.

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

I see a small tag tourney if possible
The Haymaker madness(1-2 tourney)
And the Gauntlet(cash prize)

All in the future

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Who’s my tag partnor

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Originally Posted by Glockamole

Who’s my tag partnor

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Destroyer or Dia idk yet

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

Destroyer or Dia idk yet

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Oh word either is efine

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Originally Posted by Kill Spree

I see a small tag tourney if possible
The Haymaker madness(1-2 tourney)
And the Gauntlet(cash prize)

All in the future

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tag tourney tho...that sounds bangin

I'll participate in a Tag event...

We’ll have both leagues back in order Sunday/Monday

like they were out of order..

tf

Kill Spree brain out of order tbh