This shiite was funny.. the accents are quite cool.. makes it silly.. like watching the IT crowd on BBC,Lol.
Props on the battle.
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This shiite was funny.. the accents are quite cool.. makes it silly.. like watching the IT crowd on BBC,Lol.
Props on the battle.
So thin his jean size probably comes in decimal points.. ahaha Wish I coulda understood it all.. from what i did get your punches were on point good job
First off, I dont like you, and I think you're the worst this event/
Am I the only cunt who laughed when he heard there's an emcee from Burton On Trent?/
You dont deserve my respect. This posh twat should stop rap
Pop back to his moms pad & pray I never catch word he's attempting to sound urban again.../
For this sturgeon to win, there's much to address,
Cause while we were struggling with debts, HE was playing on the FTSE index,
And this is why he'll never get my fucking respect ,
Some people are born with silver spoons in their mouths, but HIM... an entire cutlery set.
So say Wolves is a mess... A pitiful slum divided and littered with cunts with knives,
I'll admit it for once, you're right,
But our city is full of pride, where yours has rivers and countrysides...
So quit with the fuckin' lies, quips and fibs on how you're Mr. Big,
'Cause once he's ripped in this little miss Ritchie Rich here will throw a hissy fit.
This friggin' prick don't think he's priviledged but he pissin' is -
There are houses that I've seen on Cribs that aren't as big as his!
You're a loser to me, who's obnoxious and rude,
Just a dude in his teens who hasn't got him a clue,
Picture the beautiful scene, on top of the roof,
of that barn you were conceived... using Bovril as lube.
I'm not in the mood to hear some teeny-boppin' tea-and-scone or cheese board scoffin' cream-in-coffee'd cheap rip off,
...Who looks like he weighs less than the CD he dropped.
He needs to rob some bread or something and get to munching,
Cause this underdeveloped munchkin would weigh next to nothing if he shaved his beard and washed.
You've the appearance of The Elephant Boy,
Who's mother wished that she could get him destroyed while you were still an egg in her joins,
This faggot knows he's a bag of bones with skeletal joints,
And so thin... His jean size probably comes in decimal points.
Where's the rest of your voice?! You're a puff and its obvious,
Who deep throats each bloke til they touch his oesophagus,
Loving his prominence at Cocksuckers Anonymous,
Cause where he's from the term "Duck" is a compliment.
Yeah he's plucky and confident, but which kiddie fiddler died to let this little shit survive?
You're a friggin' flid that rhymes and named himself Jaws like I wouldnt have BIGGER fish to dry...
Listen Frodo you pissin' homo...
First lets be truthful,
There's nothing you've said about me up until now
that couldnt be found by searching on Google,
But who the fuck are we to come between this nerd and his scruples?
You've parents earning a frugal living yet you find the concept of working unusual,
And they laugh at ya in Staffordshire cause in't Derby they dont call the genre Urban... its RURAL!
I hope they broadcast this verse at your funeral. Man, I hate this lil dwarf.
The only time you'll see his name o billboards,
is for his autobiography, "Taking it up the arse - Jacob Will, Sure!" (JAcob WillShaw)
Mate your skills poor, awful weak and missing humour,
Ebanks-Blake will STILL score more than Steve frickin' Bloomer,
So listen junior, I'm ripping through ya
so bad they'll have to fit your body inside a coffin the size of a tin of tuna.
This kids a loser who finds time to write rhymes,
While sat at his computer studying fine wine price guides,
My cities cooler - We actually have a quite nice nightlife,
Where he's from IS a brewers town... which explains why this wise guys, pint-sized...
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i love british accents but not when they're rapping it just sounds silly then
Hard, hard, hard...to get past the accents...
Really couldn't even grasp the punchlines, it was so hard to understand.
Ur fking terrinle lol
lmao thanks for the bump
considering I have wins over O'Shea and Soul, two British champs, I don't think I fared too badly.
Thanks for watching, though...
Osjea isn't impressive since he only has jokes that aren't Funny. Soul is really impressive tho let me look it up
This was great.
I didn't have any accent issues, even though that accent is pretty thick.
Reminds me of a few good ol english comedies.
Good stuff Baron Mynd.