Week 2: Networth (1-0) vs Echelon (1-0) OPEN FOR VOTES
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Re: Week 2: Networth (1-0) vs Echelon (1-0)
16 Lines..
You're obese as hell..you weigh a ton beaming..you go to restaurants and cum eating
You look like Jabba the Hut peeing..I'll grab a blade..and stab you in your gut feeling..
You have money..get lost you bony dog..than I'll find you and receive a homely cost
I'm a boxer..I have my fists soaked in gauze..if money talks..I broke your jaw..
You're a fat nigga' toting guns..I'll grab a knife...and stab your melon..
you're fat eating at MCDONALDS..your uzi weighs a ton..because it's a mac eleven..
This bitch barked up the wrong tree..I'll break his jaw bark..
You're all bite..and no bark..you're such a bitch..you follow the leader to take 'walks in the dog park'
you're a little fat..dog's on his knees..you'll never be a somber MC..
I saw you at burger king..you don't talk when you eat..you talk as you eat..
I'm fucking babes in europe..I'm in a sticky situation..with her grace and fur cut..
you eat kit kat breaks..and burnt blunts..when I poured liquor on the floor..he thought it was maple syrup..
I'm bonkers pawn..pokemon..I have somber songs..I'm Echelon..
Conquer all..if this monkey ever has a phat ass..he's playing donkey kong..
you're fat as hell..you eat sacks of shiet..you probably masturbate to packaged meat..
my fists will crack your teeth..you're wack to me..fat as greek..you bring a new meaning to the term 'phat mc'
Re: Week 2: Networth (1-0) vs Echelon (1-0)
That shit was funny frfr lol but..
This fool keep droppin trash , well E its garbage day tonight son
Wonder why so many dislike yours, cause they'd hate to be forced to write one.
Ask me somethin Im liable to snap, what I deem Ech aint up for discussion
That back talk'll put yo life in jeopardy, n U better not answer me with a question
Ima drop u, a battling fact. Truth in this punch is gone make ya chest hurt
You'll spend a lifetime channeling wack, n wouldnt get a hit bitch, on that network
Bro ya'll know E lie, cos dude was born totally pussy, we not debattin
So I'd suggest manning up, but see he cant afford to paytons for the operation.
Mouthin off like a broken record, in this battle I'll leave no choice-retreat
This Ec ho talk like a bitch, n he gone see what happens if I hear his voice repeat
I get my shit up out the mud, yards from this target im gone mark
While he's such a colorful pussy, I'll get to pointin this tip and make Lon dart
He'll shrub off the ladies, as fear grows they'll find out this dude's gay
So Lemme know when u need help with how to use deflowering your bouquet??
Fuck yo greasy great grandmother's sister, n dont think ur tough cos U aint E
And Check your freaky fuckin grandaunt, even her saggy cooch aint intimidate me!
lol
Re: Week 2: Networth (1-0) vs Echelon (1-0) OPEN FOR VOTES
Re: Week 2: Networth (1-0) vs Echelon (1-0) OPEN FOR VOTES
Mouthin off like a broken record, in this battle I'll leave no choice-retreat
This Ec ho talk like a bitch, n he gone see what happens if I hear his voice repeat
vs
Nothin.... ( iono what u were doing or tryin to do here...)
network did enough to flow through this..
V- NET
Re: Week 2: Networth (1-0) vs Echelon (1-0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Echelon
16 Lines..
You're obese as hell..you weigh a ton beaming..you go to restaurants and cum eating
You look like Jabba the Hut peeing..I'll grab a blade..and stab you in your gut feeling..
You have money..get lost you bony dog..than I'll find you and receive a homely cost
I'm a boxer..I have my fists soaked in gauze..if money talks..I broke your jaw..
You're a fat nigga' toting guns..I'll grab a knife...and stab your melon..
you're fat eating at MCDONALDS..your uzi weighs a ton..because it's a mac eleven..
...These were comical, especially the Mac 11 bar
This bitch barked up the wrong tree..I'll break his jaw bark..
You're all bite..and no bark..you're such a bitch..you follow the leader to take 'walks in the dog park'
you're a little fat..dog's on his knees..you'll never be a somber MC..
I saw you at burger king..you don't talk when you eat..you talk as you eat..
I'm fucking babes in europe..I'm in a sticky situation..with her grace and fur cut..
you eat kit kat breaks..and burnt blunts..when I poured liquor on the floor..he thought it was maple syrup..
...wasn’t feeling these so much to be honest
I'm bonkers pawn..pokemon..I have somber songs..I'm Echelon..
Conquer all..if this monkey ever has a phat ass..he's playing donkey kong..
you're fat as hell..you eat sacks of shiet..you probably masturbate to packaged meat..
my fists will crack your teeth..you're wack to me..fat as greek..you bring a new meaning to the term 'phat mc'
...verse full of jokes, some funny, some eh, not a whole lot impactful in this verse though
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Networth
That shit was funny frfr lol but..
This fool keep droppin trash , well E its garbage day tonight son
Wonder why so many dislike yours, cause they'd hate to be forced to write one.
Ask me somethin Im liable to snap, what I deem Ech aint up for discussion
That back talk'll put yo life in jeopardy, n U better not answer me with a question
Ima drop u, a battling fact. Truth in this punch is gone make ya chest hurt
You'll spend a lifetime channeling wack, n wouldnt get a hit bitch, on that network
...Couple bars that were almost (lifetime, jeopardy) didn’t care for the opener
Bro ya'll know E lie, cos dude was born totally pussy, we not debattin
So I'd suggest manning up, but see he cant afford to paytons for the operation.
Mouthin off like a broken record, in this battle I'll leave no choice-retreat
This Ec ho talk like a bitch, n he gone see what happens if I hear his voice repeat
I get my shit up out the mud, yards from this target im gone mark
While he's such a colorful pussy, I'll get to pointin this tip and make Lon dart
...echo was lol, Payton Manning seems dated, Lon dart seems like a reach
He'll shrub off the ladies, as fear grows they'll find out this dude's gay
So Lemme know when u need help with how to use deflowering your bouquet??
Fuck yo greasy great grandmother's sister, n dont think ur tough cos U aint E
And Check your freaky fuckin grandaunt, even her saggy cooch aint intimidate me!
...didn’t care for these last two
lol
A lot of humor but nothing impactful vs Echo talk
V/Networth
Re: Week 2: Networth (1-0) vs Echelon (1-0) OPEN FOR VOTES
Vote - Networth
Pretty cut and dry. Net worth had some solid jabs. I liked the lifetime jab. Echo was cool, could have been fire though. But he easily did enough to run away with this. Ech just didn't have a single line that even resembled a witty punch. Honestly seems like you were just trolling. Sadly, this kind of nonsense is the norm for you.
Anyways. Net had the better punches, better execution and took the easy W here.
Re: Week 2: Networth (1-0) vs Echelon (1-0) OPEN FOR VOTES