LLL Week 6: Blas (2-2) vs. Joe Boston (2-2) - Blas Wins

verses due: Thursday 11:59PST
Minimum Lines = 12 Lines
Maximum Lines = 20 Lines



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12s good, checkkkkkk

ill end this guy NOW, i’ve seen ur work & it’s so shotty
so fuck your futurama celebrity ~ & he’s just a NO-BODY
every concept I type is fresh one fucking flip & its over
guys all takis really trash, explains that awful chip on ur shoulder
when I’m fucking w/ ropes ur bitch is tied up & the pipe is in
when he's fucking w/ ropes there's a chair kick as his vitals end
guys a rapist i told him not to hit his girl & couldn’t understand how it’s bad
when she’s laid down it’s a charge u’d think it was apples new airpower pad
i have every advantage in this battle i’d suggest to duck you dyke
u’d never get a 1up on me & even if you did it’s still FUCK your LIFE
u get no pussy, broke fuck.. talk shit & i’m gripping the twelves
creepy loser is always tryna stock something i suggest you stick to the shelves

Can I get an extension if cool been working like crazy new job

yep, no problem

My bad if late just got in from work can’t use phone there

His bitch loves it in the ass she’s been passed through many men
She’s not anal during sex at all, I’ll leave that Dark Hole bigger than the one on CNN
On the scale 1 through 10 you’re no one I’ll fucking open hand slap you
Think you General Picken on Joe I’ll cut your fucking head off like that Riverdale Statue
I could aim the heat at you when the shells let loose they misbehave
I rather watch u die slowly I’ll give you the razor quick like the 5 dollar club shave
Your mans gonna save you when shots louder then rolling thunder?
Better Hussle to safety cuz when youre dead theres no tribute from Stevie Wonder
Love getting his bitch drunker n drunker she doesn’t hesitate to let me long dick it
I’m all her favorite superhero’s wrapped in one during sex, after I fuck her I’ll buy her Avenger movie tickets
I don’t think u wanna risk it, all you have plus the ones u fucking cherish
Claim you’re Truman Show that heart, I’ll leave your body on the doorstep of Ed Harris

up.

ill end this guy NOW, i’ve seen ur work & it’s so shotty
so fuck your futurama celebrity ~ & he’s just a NO-BODY
Aero did a futurama line before but I like how you flipped this with the no-body tie in
every concept I type is fresh one fucking flip & its over
guys all takis really trash, explains that awful chip on ur shoulder
Nice! This is fresh to me, - I had to google what takis was but good flip
when I’m fucking w/ ropes ur bitch is tied up & the pipe is in
when he's fucking w/ ropes there's a chair kick as his vitals end
the wp concept is meh but the wording is good enough that this is decent
guys a rapist i told him not to hit his girl & couldn’t understand how it’s bad
when she’s laid down it’s a charge u’d think it was apples new airpower pad
cool flip here
i have every advantage in this battle i’d suggest to duck you dyke
u’d never get a 1up on me & even if you did it’s still FUCK your LIFE
Hmmm not bad. 1up/life lines I've seen before though
u get no pussy, broke fuck.. talk shit & i’m gripping the twelves
creepy loser is always tryna stock something i suggest you stick to the shelves
stalk/stock ok ok... It feels old but can't say I've seen it recently. Maybe could have flipped this into should've stayed on the shelf/I'll put him on the shelf


His bitch loves it in the ass she’s been passed through many men
She’s not anal during sex at all, I’ll leave that Dark Hole bigger than the one on CNN
lol. funny current event flip
On the scale 1 through 10 you’re no one I’ll fucking open hand slap you
Think you General Picken on Joe I’ll cut your fucking head off like that Riverdale Statue
Had to google, this is OK. Needed more in the set up for him calling himself general
I could aim the heat at you when the shells let loose they misbehave
I rather watch u die slowly I’ll give you the razor quick like the 5 dollar club shave
eh kinda creative. The word 'quick' grates on me here bc you've just said you wanna watch him die slowly
Your mans gonna save you when shots louder then rolling thunder?
Better Hussle to safety cuz when youre dead theres no tribute from Stevie Wonder
Nah we did all the Nipsey Hussle lines last week
Love getting his bitch drunker n drunker she doesn’t hesitate to let me long dick it
I’m all her favorite superhero’s wrapped in one during sex, after I fuck her I’ll buy her Avenger movie tickets
unless 'wrapped in one' is a wp I'm missing I don't like this. Creative but kinda corny
I don’t think u wanna risk it, all you have plus the ones u fucking cherish
Claim you’re Truman Show that heart, I’ll leave your body on the doorstep of Ed Harris
Wp had potential but the flip was lacklustre


Takis & laid down a charge vs dark hole for quotables. On the other ones, Joe was generally more creative but lacked in execution. Blas had wp concepts that were not super fresh but delivered them well. I almost quoted futurama for that. Blas edges it

v/ Blas

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Blas

ill end this guy NOW, i’ve seen ur work & it’s so shotty
so fuck your futurama celebrity ~ & he’s just a NO-BODY
concept and flip is funny, wording is a bit simple
every concept I type is fresh one fucking flip & its over
guys all takis really trash, explains that awful chip on ur shoulder
takis wordplay is fresh, chip on ur shoulder kinda old
when I’m fucking w/ ropes ur bitch is tied up & the pipe is in
when he's fucking w/ ropes there's a chair kick as his vitals end
super hot fire
guys a rapist i told him not to hit his girl & couldn’t understand how it’s bad
when she’s laid down it’s a charge u’d think it was apples new airpower pad
concept was good
i have every advantage in this battle i’d suggest to duck you dyke
u’d never get a 1up on me & even if you did it’s still FUCK your LIFE
cold
u get no pussy, broke fuck.. talk shit & i’m gripping the twelves
creepy loser is always tryna stock something i suggest you stick to the shelves
ok

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Joe Boston

My bad if late just got in from work can’t use phone there
props for showing


His bitch loves it in the ass she’s been passed through many men
She’s not anal during sex at all, I’ll leave that Dark Hole bigger than the one on CNN
punchline was funny
On the scale 1 through 10 you’re no one I’ll fucking open hand slap you
Think you General Picken on Joe I’ll cut your fucking head off like that Riverdale Statue
flip was good
I could aim the heat at you when the shells let loose they misbehave
I rather watch u die slowly I’ll give you the razor quick like the 5 dollar club shave
good punch
Your mans gonna save you when shots louder then rolling thunder?
Better Hussle to safety cuz when youre dead theres no tribute from Stevie Wonder
current event shiiiit
Love getting his bitch drunker n drunker she doesn’t hesitate to let me long dick it
I’m all her favorite superhero’s wrapped in one during sex, after I fuck her I’ll buy her Avenger movie tickets
to simple
I don’t think u wanna risk it, all you have plus the ones u fucking cherish
Claim you’re Truman Show that heart, I’ll leave your body on the doorstep of Ed Harris
concept was good

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over all; this was a lite read. that's not a knock to say that complexity is so much better. i enjoyed the read on both sides. where joe went right was with the concepts and good set ups. the punchlines were just keyd up and not polished as much. where blas went right was his creative flips. the wording on the ropes line was perfect and made for a slick line. would like to see what joe can bring if he put more time into it. and blas has just been consistent with his style. good battle guys. would also like to see more scheming from both!


v/blas,

Futurama was cool
Taki was cool I liked the punch set up could have been a bit better
Ropes was savage I thought... wording was slightly choppy but I liked it



Vs


Black hole was cool
General picken - liked this

Nipsey Hussle was done last week pretty sure you did one to.
Trumen show could have been dope but working butchered it


Blas had a nice verse here joe had some cool hits and some choppy bars. I got blas being more consistent here

V/blas

Blas:

ill end this guy NOW, i’ve seen ur work & it’s so shotty
so fuck your futurama celebrity ~ & he’s just a NO-BODY
nope
every concept I type is fresh one fucking flip & its over
guys all takis really trash, explains that awful chip on ur shoulder
not feeling but it works
when I’m fucking w/ ropes ur bitch is tied up & the pipe is in
when he's fucking w/ ropes there's a chair kick as his vitals end
too obscure to be a good misdirection
guys a rapist i told him not to hit his girl & couldn’t understand how it’s bad
when she’s laid down it’s a charge u’d think it was apples new airpower pad
passive punch here. it works but not worded aggressively to make it hit
i have every advantage in this battle i’d suggest to duck you dyke
u’d never get a 1up on me & even if you did it’s still FUCK your LIFE
that's not even a diss
u get no pussy, broke fuck.. talk shit & i’m gripping the twelves
creepy loser is always tryna stock something i suggest you stick to the shelves
nope



Joe boston:

His bitch loves it in the ass she’s been passed through many men
She’s not anal during sex at all, I’ll leave that Dark Hole bigger than the one on CNN
just awful.. and you ruined it with the she's not anal at all.. CNN reference came out of nowhere
On the scale 1 through 10 you’re no one I’ll fucking open hand slap you
Think you General Picken on Joe I’ll cut your fucking head off like that Riverdale Statue
nope
I could aim the heat at you when the shells let loose they misbehave
I rather watch u die slowly I’ll give you the razor quick like the 5 dollar club shave
terrible
Your mans gonna save you when shots louder then rolling thunder?
Better Hussle to safety cuz when youre dead theres no tribute from Stevie Wonder
lol Joe, never change fam. This was trash but I cant help but laugh
Love getting his bitch drunker n drunker she doesn’t hesitate to let me long dick it
I’m all her favorite superhero’s wrapped in one during sex, after I fuck her I’ll buy her Avenger movie tickets
LMAOOOOOOO this is terrible but hilarious so I like it
I don’t think u wanna risk it, all you have plus the ones u fucking cherish
Claim you’re Truman Show that heart, I’ll leave your body on the doorstep of Ed Harris
good grief


Both verses were awful but Joe's was comically bad. I want to vote for him bc it was more entertaining but I'm going to go with the Blas for the less bad verse.

4-0