A.I. Diss - Slaughterhouse
Nahlidge..
You ain't hard, you ain't dope - you can stop the fuckin disguise now
I TRIED reading your shit -
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Originally Posted by Nahlidge
I guess you can call me a vet, cuz when it comes to net shit
Nah been around, while Dirty been around on some homo sex shit
If THOSE aren't the gayest 2 lines I've ever seen, they're only topped by your brothers' eyebrows
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...edef/nah-1.jpg
You an ugly motherfucker, and man is your face quite porky!
They say the camera adds 10 pounds, he must've ate like 40
There's like a hundred men on your roster, A.I. couldn't be riding your cock harder
I swear this dude's got more bitches kissing his cheeks than bob barker
I went to check out edicius' battles but all of the threads were closed
What can I say? He's like a hairy vagina, the pussy just never shows
Onto the british poetry faggot...let me break it to you, YOU'RE NOT DOPE
Don't take a detective to know, my spot as number 1 poet - is on Sure Lock, Holmes...
I checked out engivale's audios and this weed has got me trippin, dude...
I started to HEAR COLORS...and YOU'RE the whitest thing I've ever listened to
You should stick to waitressing...get me a menu and hurry..
I'll be visiting knoxville in the summer, maybe then you can serve me
Then I went to COM's picture thread and I'm like...Uhh...what the HELL YO
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...2012009275.jpg
If I wanted to see someone in their mid 30's texting I'd buy my dad a cellphone
Atleast he's not a homeless highschool dropout who quit rap like chris black
No wonder your heads up your ass...even your mom used to sniff crack
Hensley's limited by his text career...he could never get signed or go gold..
but he MIGHT manage a grammy...if he gets a job in a retirement home
and XM owning a gun doesn't make you a thug, I don't buy it, this man's soft..
Only time you ever pulled a lever for that paper you were drying your hands off
I'm crackin down on yall motherfuckas...I will Actually Slash You
and you best believe the whip ain't gonna stop like cabs for a black dude
Oh and daz...If you think any of this is racist, don't worry - you don't have to be mad
Just know that they don't apply to you because you aren't ACTUALLY black
Shit how you gonna be a racist when you look like fuckin sinbad's brother
I'm just saying it takes a few white ancestors to make your skin that color
Rizz can't even ride a beat, I think you should just stay with scriptures
He's constantly fallin off his game like he's losing a game of twister
and I think Nique has a thing for little boys...I bet Michael's his favorite
He only picked that college major thinking it said "Childrens' Psycho The-Rapist"
and when $pit was accused of biting...can anyone say he shocked us?
He's got a history of pulling cheap tricks...just look at his baby's momma
I'd merk kaeto in a battle...shit, the entire board can see this
Only way they'd be pulling for messiah is playing tug o'war with jesus
Burden you're overrated, I've seen how well your bark and your bite hold up
and all you ever do is talk game...a lot like elemental soul does
I don't wanna call abiona a homo, but that's just the truth isn't it?
If houston has a problem it's because faggots like you live in it
and I'm not gonna diss Kenny cuz I'm an eagles fan and westbrook's a beast :-D
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1022/...7baa290a03.jpg
I heard chrit won't even hook up with a bitch if he can't eat her
You'll recognize him at thanksgiving - taking more rolls than a damn teacher
Yall have way too many people on your damn roster...let's bring this to a close
There's no question who's the best in the league, go head and ask vets
I bet - the whole NET will direct you to ME like Mapquest
I'm sick of people thinking they're on my level when they've never been close
Sleeping on Answer is Down, Right...Stupid like explaining a Negative Slope
Fuck this site - It's over, I'm phantom
http://www.toolingu.com/definition-8...ive-slope.html
I'm not gonna explain every one of my fucking lines to a board full of idiots who don't understand em
p.s. we should be together, too
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Re: A.I. Diss - Slaughterhouse
again, even more disses into the OM
i'ma just point out the lines i liked best
So here it is
You ain't hard, you ain't dope - you can stop the fuckin disguise now
I TRIED reading your shit -
If THOSE aren't the gayest 2 lines I've ever seen, they're only topped by your brothers' eyebrows
Then I went to COM's picture thread and I'm like...Uhh...what the HELL YO
If I wanted to see someone in their mid 30's texting I'd buy my dad a cellphone
I'm crackin down on yall motherfuckas...I will Actually Slash You
and you best believe the whip ain't gonna stop like cabs for a black dude
Oh and daz...If you think any of this is racist, don't worry - you don't have to be mad
Just know that they don't apply to you because you aren't ACTUALLY black
Shit how you gonna be a racist when you look like fuckin sinbad's brother
I'm just saying it takes a few white ancestors to make your skin that color
some funny shit...hopefully people reply with these disses
RTF? http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...ou-392377.html
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haha, whoa... you went on this one... i already really digged this... nice personals, nice punches... your lines were a bit stretched , so it was difficult for the rhyming pattern sometimes.. but u did your thing...
stay up.
oh n can u vote in my battle:
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...vs-392382.html
if not its all good.. stay up kid
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Dope dis///lmao had me crackin up like the whole way threw.......Lmao and its fun ny cause ithoguht you sucked ass to be honest...well my mind framed changed...hot sht dude...keep it up....dope......BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT
SCYTSO~!!!!
Re: A.I. Diss - Slaughterhouse
Honestly I read the first 4 lines you dissed me with and stopped readin` lol. Nice try tho.
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I promise to return all the feedback links that get left here, just won't do it immediately. I feel dizzy at the moment
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So... this is exactly why we didnt let you into Kingdom Come...
Not well put together at all.
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Feed on me and cry's collab
A weapon of choice
If you dont mind
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so, why do cats get dissed and come in here and front on the shit and say it's whack? that's automatic fake shit, 'cause this was far from whack, not that it was the illest diss in the world, but if anything you could at least say "aye this shit was pretty decent actually, but I still think you a faggot". not that I dislike yall A.I cats, I could give a fuck about a net crew, but if a cat disses me and the shit's nice, I'll say it's nice. calling somethin whack that's obviously not, just exposes you for being biased, self conscious and phoney.
this had alot of funny lines, although the structure was somewhat stretched and simplistic in it's rhyme scheme, the punchlines went hard with humour and entertainment value, which is ultimately what wins actual battles, and you got at numerous cats at once with relevant disses that stayed on topic, good lil diss joint.
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yo i take the crit you dropped on my diss with a lot more credibility after readin this, there's another real emcee on the board thank god.. some of these lines were hard, most of em were lackin
I went to check out edicius' battles but all of the threads were closed
What can I say? He's like a hairy vagina, the pussy just never shows
lmao thats tight
oh and don't worry about these faggots comin in here talkin bout this shit's wack.. i've seen their shit, and they CAN'T do any better
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Originally Posted by
Nahlidge
Honestly I read the first 4 lines you dissed me with and stopped readin` lol. Nice try tho.
he actually had a lot of dope original shit in there...
the COM/text line's fresh imo..
surprised me. lol.
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Originally Posted by
therealsmoke
yo i take the crit you dropped on my diss with a lot more credibility after readin this, there's another real emcee on the board thank god.. some of these lines were hard, most of em were lackin
I went to check out edicius' battles but all of the threads were closed
What can I say? He's like a hairy vagina, the pussy just never shows
lmao thats tight
oh and don't worry about these faggots comin in here talkin bout this shit's wack.. i've seen their shit, and they CAN'T do any better
No trust me I noticed immediately that the majority of people on this website are like the mainstream audience I have to dumb down for. The site where I'm from most of these people would've never won a battle....It takes a LOT more skill, effort and intelligence to come up with witty wordplay and metaphors than it does to write crappy filler multis that "Flow" well so-to speak.
What baffles me is that the same people who talk about "Flow" in a TEXT drop have no IDEA how to flow on a beat. They seem to understand the basic shit but when it comes to wordplay they get lost if it's any more complex than a lil wayne line. Makes me wanna just stop, break down and explain every line just so they understand WHY I'm so much better than them
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not bad, diss wise... but the flow was way stretched and real basic... so I wasn't feelin' that... but I did like your aggression, and most of this was pretty on point...
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some of the lines were funny... some were just reaching for punches.
but yo.... why i gotta be a faggot and a homo??? :(