this thread has failed you

mushroom tops chase it down with peppermint schnapps
trippy on a hippy - flip a zip and cant talk
my mind is rocked - float atop the clouds in a ripple
dont attempt communication as my lip gives a dribble
sweaty betty already threw confetti on my machete
chopping through the hearts of dearly departed why cant i be deadly?
dragons on the hills wonder can this be real?
thats when a pretty lady asked me how do you feel?
the question got me rattled and i started to sweat
so i blurt something out then half way through i forget
my thoughts started racing i woke up on a train
and i seen hookers in the forest and they asked me for change

then i snapped out of it and I was on the balcony of my apartment building
dont do drugs.

I don't know about the title? But I like the cadence. It has a wutang sort of vibe to it so I read it in an inspector deck voice and it remained consistent all the way through