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dude's lost it, he's riding the crazy train and i'm poppin' popcorn
appears as tho he's taken more bats to the mouth then ozzy ozborn
whose mans is this with da quiff giving a nervous flinch n' a scoff ??
for god sakes stiffen ya upper lip.. shit looks like it's been bitten off
i'd beat yo ass with my eyes closed, your punches wont find home
you ate the trail of breadcrumbs then starting chewing on pine cones
how did super cuts do a fade on the side but the front growing long???
guess it's good to see the typical white boy style is still going strong
a fist will shut him up if he's out spoken or i'll let the cal smoke em'
now die like a bitch on ya knees; eyes closed with the mouth open
you look like you got VD and it hurts, u need help with ya health?
I know you all herd of elf on a shelf but now there's welts on a zelph
he got a bitch ta' moan.. & pumba, kakuna matata a short song
at first her pussy was a mere cat and then it met with a wart hog
cyph legend flex
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i’ll officially kick this off by saying Zelph you’re a lame..
but hey, it’s nice to see Bags under your eyes & not your belt for a change
as if it wasn't bad enough you’re such an awful rhymer..
the bridge of ur nose got such an hourglass shape it’s used as a Boggle timer
are you a pre-op woman?! give your head a shake & groan..
that look is so transit brings you to work in the morning AND takes you home
i’m confused guys...i guess this pic is ages old?!
i was sure Arya murdered Littlefinger in the last Game of Thrones
bro you should quit, none of this talk of pullin’ hoes is legit
not when you got V-neck, a V-card...& a V that separates ya nose from ur lip
get off the net kid…godspeed, will you please retire?!
one more day of facial hair & your nostrils’ll look like they’re breathin fire
wtf @ your porn fetish, I'll put plugs to your head til ur motionless
Fuck ASMR...A-SMG’ll have you doin a wholeee different kinda moanin bitch
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Fuck 12
Face by Picasso ass lil boy..Nah lemme spit this correctly
its more like a right handed 1st grader drew you, but did the shit lefty
I prayin my first born has a normal mouth. I need a lil hope for the child
Cuz God has a cents of humor, and spend a few bucks on ur joke of a smile
Ill KEEP using wordplay. Fuck if its too advanced for ya dumb wits, bum
Clearly yr not a fan... And whats more clear, is that u look like you tongue kissed one
Pig ass cop. I should put this lame ol squealer in the grave
Bacon goes well hash browns, but stop using a potato peeler when ya shave
Who said u the coolest piggy in the precinct? That guys a liar
The other cops r only friendly, cuz u ate a headshot from that type if fire
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WHOA! the fuck! I would imagine that anybody sees that center spot on your lip..
has to fight the urge to grab a pool stick & put some chalk on the tip.
over here gawking like shiiit. this gon keep it all the more buzzin.
I knew you were a snake, but never realized you were Voldemort's cousin.
why would you battle? you ain't a tough guy that we're fearing
but it does look like u MIGHT be hard.. of hearing & unable to wear earrings
clearly Z'z caught sleeping, but I bet he's a fast focuser
eyes closed, mouth open. still thinking about @Lay Doubt. 's last opener
I'll blast open your chest. disrespect me and you'll really see me trip
shut that ugly fucking mouth. you can't afford to give me any lip
this cunt still trolling boards in 2019? you silly ol' dumb zelph.
looking gay as fuck, with a pose only seen in gay video thumbails.
I’m deddddddddddQuote:
Originally Posted by Blas
You really are the pink haired fagit in the bath tub lmao
zelph aka "police officer"
proly a bank robber next..im not impressed w the foolery
bit in the lip by a poisonous snake, now he a Copperhead of security...
hes a kitten inside. even as a kid he listened to lies within
bumped limp bizkit because "leaving with a fat lip" didnt apply to him
yall cannot debate that his mom relates to flesh and buns
i got ma' steak in bread for dinner.....shes got mistake inbred for sons
tbh zunt, ur face got botched bc god was stuck in a storm
but thats a Tripwire ur lips lookin like they got caught on one in a war
alllllllllways hatin the man, this fgt cant stand the monsta
putting a damper on a good situation
..bc of a bad situation w/ dam piranha
ur livid but relax n try to be civil if ur passionate
u havent been able to call it down the middle since the accident
feel like goin to his house to kill the self-centered asshole
bury him under Tulips to remind us that his mouth never had those
You have a face only a mother could love & if you ask her
That’s only because this piece of shit was born ass first
21 + material, disturbing enough for us to get carded
Cuz that pic must be photo shopped & sold as retarted
No idea where your lips or your nose go… it’s that poor
Gotta be a filter… that got banned from the App Store
No lottery but you waiting for the money shot, disagree?
If ya want! You only acting straight as your British Teeth
His parents would panic to limit his public access
Couldn’t grow a mustache, so they hid him in the attic
I can’t piece the puzzle, too much going on to hit dog
All I can say is that face looks like you survived Jig Saw
Military needs to train more & prepare to change course
Cuz to take this blob out we need a full space force!