Eminem through the ages (part one)

INFINITE (age 23)
I got the technique
to wreck beats,
directly
inject speech
that'll make your head leak
if your intellect's weak

cause' I'm the motherfuckin' chief MC
on a frequency
that you'd need to be
an alien entity to see

and I can extend a fist
to your battle league membership
and dismember it
with Einsteinian levels of cleverness

SLIM SHADY (AGE 25)
I just smoked so much crack
I threw up, ate my own throw up, jacked
off to my own nutsack
then showed up at
my own concert screamin' "your flow sucks" that's
why people say I should grow up...nah

I'd rather use meth, shrooms and weed
until I'm posted up in the restroom sweaty
barfing like a jet ploom
when I ingest too many
and if you think I'm too high to molest you, Betty
just step into the next room, and see
if you can get you any

and if any rappers disses me, I'll just pole-
-vault with a flying kick to the skull
and staple his foreskin to his butthole

MARSHALL MATHERS LP ( age 26)
you might see me joggin', you might see me walkin'
you might see me thrusting my cock in
a rotten
concoction
of haggis and hog in-
-testines, cloggin'
my noggin'
with pot and
oxycontin

or sticking my ass out the window, shameless
flashing my anus
and listening to macklemore playlists
on eighty six cocaine hits
while I arm wrestle a gay fish
with eight dicks
I'm still straight pissed

EMINEM SHOW (age 28)
I'm so sick of being rich and famous
I'm ready to swallow a frickin' paint chip
I frickin' hate this
if you diss me you'll kiss the pavement
I wanna fly away in Canibus's spaceship
cause' I'd rather listen to his grating voice than listen to critic's statements
plus my mom is such a fake bitch
she takes six
different drugs then sues me just for sayin' it

ENCORE (age 30)
I pooped my pants
then I farted and did a dance
my lyrics used to be advanced
now I rap like a plant

and hey
dr. Dre
is it gay
to play
dick swords with Santa on a christmas sleigh?

I don’t know what to say about this cause the rhyme scheme was good, just the humor not my taste. I like the short sequence, it made the flow easy to follow - and I’m for the basics... less is more.

Dude first of all props with giving us something comical. It's obvious you're not a fan of Encore, lol, but your Infinite was spot on and hella accurate. It seemed quite biased though, based off the albums you liked yourself rather than doing what you could to mimic the style and delivery, like some intense songs came outta Encore, (toy soldiers, mockingbird). Loved your imitation of the martial mathers LP, in the second stanza mostly. Flashing my anus, wonderful. Eminem Show was too dry for my taste, didn't have any fun reading that part but everything else was a blast. Bouta peep part 2. If you could return feed on my recent post "brainless" I'd appreciate it.