DOUGHBOY ... FOR THE mC.....THE OPEN MIC VERSION

I RISE TO GREET DAY WITH NIGHT
I RISE TO GREET NIGHT WITH SIGHT
MY PLITE.. TO REALIZE ONLY REAL GUYS
BUT ARE THESE GUYS DISGUIGES
NO MASK FOR MY EYES...
IN MY RIDE, I LAY BACK AND RECLINE
RECLINE MY MINDSTATE, INCLINED

I recommend you enter a Nathans Hot Dog Eating Championship... since clearly you gulp wieners.

aye Dog.. why you always saying gay shit to me?... my name aint no Delishous

Because this post basically screams "I like mimosas while I watch men play tennis"

This is garbage, what are you doing my G. You gotta lay off that weed. LAY. OFF. THE WEEEEEEED'DUH.