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When I perform that particular maneuver that leaves them dripping from one orifice, I called them my 'little sexy slug' and poke their belly.
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I formally demand inquiry on the following:
Then why do they call themselves “Kittiez” (yes, with a z)?!
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My first hospitalization since 13, it was on my bday 2006 or 2007 and yeah they accused me of trying to overdose but I didn't - my old best friend and my ex boyfriend gave me the pills and said it would help me calm down and sleep. My dad took me to the ER while to this day my old friends will still lie about it. My sister found the xanax in her bathroom - and she STILL lie about it. That's why we weren't friends when I got hit in myrtle beach. If she was at the courthouse i do not know how or why cause we weren't even friends still. THATS why i was freaking out in the cop car.
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I think my current strategy of just doing the style of the dog, using the tip of the penis only, in a grocery bag, because I don't do condoms. I find it far enough away from the victim and also sensitive enough to arrive.
Is that enough y'all think? Should I put a grocery bag over his head, just in case?
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DixonButts
I think my current strategy of just doing the style of the dog, using the tip of the penis only, in a grocery bag, because I don't do condoms. I find it far enough away from the victim and also sensitive enough to arrive.
Is that enough y'all think? Should I put a grocery bag over his head, just in case?
I think so. Plus, if you pull out and the shopping bag stays in, you know it's super tight.
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I note that Gay Frannie eyeballed this thread with doe-eyed lust.
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I don't even know what to say... it's kinda funny that I don't ever have a clue what you all are talking about either.
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A Disciple
I don't even know what to say... it's kinda funny that I don't ever have a clue what you all are talking about either.
well basically, the strength of the force pulling towards the center of the butthole means that because of the semen lubricating the inside of the bag against the penis that when you pull the penis out that force will keep the bag in.
Meaning that he's super tight.
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Spartacus
well basically, the strength of the force pulling towards the center of the butthole means that because of the semen lubricating the inside of the bag against the penis that when you pull the penis out that force will keep the bag in.
Meaning that he's super tight.
I've come across one soooo super tight that it locked on like a Chinese finger trap and I missed the rendezvous time with the Uber I had idling out side. Luckily through stalking him for 3 weeks, I knew that no one would be home for hours.
A small set back.
Honestly, you should have seen me dragging a full grown man around by the Johnson like I had a deceased conjoined twin, but joined at the penis and butt.
Super tight.
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@Spartacus
that happened to my sister once, her first baby daddy so small the condom got stuck inside her and the obgyn had to get it out.
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Originally Posted by
DixonButts
I've come across one soooo super tight that it locked on like a Chinese finger trap and I missed the rendezvous time with the Uber I had idling out side. Luckily through stalking him for 3 weeks, I knew that no one would be home for hours.
A small set back.
Honestly, you should have seen me dragging a full grown man around by the Johnson like I had a deceased conjoined twin, but joined at the penis and butt.
Super tight.
This was a really funny comment.
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A Disciple
@
Spartacus
that happened to my sister once, her first baby daddy so small the condom got stuck inside her and the obgyn had to get it out.
Yeah, what's up with how baggy condoms are anyway?
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I think it just means your small.