LLL Week Two: Artificial (0-0) vs. Blue Bayou (0-0) - BLUE BAYOU WINS

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verses due: Thursday 11:59PST
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you know we mock u hysterically cuz ur fuckin wack right?!
rb’s resident Kuncklehead. & that was before i knew u were an ugly ginger w/ a fat wife
i got his pic so i’m runnin’ in his house while the nine is aimed
it’s nothing to ‘take Art down.’ i hope he knows he isn’t Safe behind a frame
posted 4 days late vs. Let then moved the thread quick to the bin
when pressures on artichoke. then do a wholee buncha fishy shit for a win
you fell off man. & i know it’s gotta bruise ya ego
nowadays ya Craps so Played Greedy’s makin record profits at the new casino
he cries gun bars are wack & calls NC a scum of a site
but hey, ‘dissin-gauges’ makes sense. that’s what he does if it comes to a fight
this cheating herb get a beam. i'm going on a murderous spree
my nine italic & give this crooked character one hell of a permanent lean
retire that wack style. it’s time you close up shop n’ go
u’ve never caught fire in ya verses, but we’re all screamin “stop droppin’ Ro”
& while he hits Rock Bottom, i hit’em so his teeth will break
everytime i Jabroni proves hes just a stepping stone that cant beat the greats
ya dread is stirrin. showing up = death is certain
ur punches remind me of Resin. not cuz theyre dope, they got trouble registerin
i bet he’s drunk as a skunk somewhere lookin' all chinky eyed
Rosé cheeky little faggot that drinks glasses of it w/ his pinky high

Check

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

i have a life too... its better then yours... i make more money then you... my wife is hotter then yours

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No, no and no. U might have a wife, n that's sweet...
But this dude's confused, we just saw a pic of ur boyfriend last week.
Broke ass cant even crack a smile, always frowning instead...
I aint even gotta throw ur corpse in the river...u already drowning in debt.
U know u ain't balling, dude always asking and begging...
Every book he reads he stops from anxiety before chapter 11.
Ur not an artist, all u spout is garbage. A harmless bitch...
In bed? Inbred, he force kin to take his so he can have more retarded kids.
Gotta give it to him, in the past he was the dude...
Last season finale was bumping, BB King! Ironic u was rocking the blues.
Imma be honest, u made a comeback showing some promise...
But then u went from Rockstar to a lil Nugget, nigga u Isiah thomas.
This dudes supposed to be a legend, allegedly dope...
RB is my Empire, Jussee that u beating me here would definitely be a hoax.
Stop writing so much! We read till our fucking eyes hurt...
I try n just Blow thru, but line for line I'd OD halfway thru ur tired verse.
Last season finale had some bars, they was swinging to bruise...
Strait KO. U had to be blind not to see he was gonna be the King of Blue's.
Pedophile, youd fit right in with catholic priests my dude...
This guy is obviously gay. innocence ur wife prob still hasn't been D'd by You.

you know we mock u hysterically cuz ur fuckin wack right?!
rb’s resident Kuncklehead. & that was before i knew u were an ugly ginger w/ a fat wife
heh cool. I didn't know Knuck had a wife, let alone a fat one. Interesting.
i got his pic so i’m runnin’ in his house while the nine is aimed
it’s nothing to ‘take Art down.’ i hope he knows he isn’t Safe behind a frame
Good. And well done - there's nothing obvious to flip that wp with, you came up with something quite creative for it that works well
posted 4 days late vs. Let then moved the thread quick to the bin
when pressures on artichoke. then do a wholee buncha fishy shit for a win
I think you're confusing artichoke for anchovy. Both get put on pizzas and shouldn't but yah... artichoke is a vegetable not a fish
you fell off man. & i know it’s gotta bruise ya ego
nowadays ya Craps so Played Greedy’s makin record profits at the new casino
Cool current event line
he cries gun bars are wack & calls NC a scum of a site
but hey, ‘dissin-gauges’ makes sense. that’s what he does if it comes to a fight
You motherfucker. I had already thought of a dissin gauges/gay-jizz line for you in our battle. Fuck you. But this is very good.
this cheating herb get a beam. i'm going on a murderous spree
my nine italic & give this crooked character one hell of a permanent lean
pretty good
retire that wack style. it’s time you close up shop n’ go
u’ve never caught fire in ya verses, but we’re all screamin “stop droppin’ Ro”
LOL good
& while he hits Rock Bottom, i hit’em so his teeth will break
everytime i Jabroni proves hes just a stepping stone that cant beat the greats
Jabroni = RB head? Cool
ya dread is stirrin. showing up = death is certain
ur punches remind me of Resin. not cuz theyre dope, they got trouble registering
decent current event flip
i bet he’s drunk as a skunk somewhere lookin' all chinky eyed
Rosé cheeky little faggot that drinks glasses of it w/ his pinky high
hahaha. good.



No, no and no. U might have a wife, n that's sweet...
But this dude's confused, we just saw a pic of ur boyfriend last week.
not bad
Broke ass cant even crack a smile, always frowning instead...
I aint even gotta throw ur corpse in the river...u already drowning in debt.
decent
U know u ain't balling, dude always asking and begging...
Every book he reads he stops from anxiety before chapter 11.
heh pretty good. Cool flips on that little back and forth you guys had
Ur not an artist, all u spout is garbage. A harmless bitch...
In bed? Inbred, he force kin to take his so he can have more retarded kids.
Not bad
Gotta give it to him, in the past he was the dude...
Last season finale was bumping, BB King! Ironic u was rocking the blues.
Nice. The BB King wp concept was dope. I do think you coulda found a better/harsher flip but still liked this a lot. Your best line so far
Imma be honest, u made a comeback showing some promise...
But then u went from Rockstar to a lil Nugget, nigga u Isiah thomas.
Had to look this up bc not american. LMAO @ a bball team called the nuggets. This line was okayyy
This dudes supposed to be a legend, allegedly dope...
RB is my Empire, Jussee that u beating me here would definitely be a hoax.
Cool
Stop writing so much! We read till our fucking eyes hurt...
I try n just Blow thru, but line for line I'd OD halfway thru ur tired verse.
points for the personal angle but blow/line/drug wordplays are not fresh Didn't like
Last season finale had some bars, they was swinging to bruise...
Strait KO. U had to be blind not to see he was gonna be the King of Blue's.
OK, other one was better though. Was the 'blind' thing supposed to be a Stevie Wonder reference?
Pedophile, youd fit right in with catholic priests my dude...
This guy obv gay, innocence ur wife prob still hasn't been breached by u.
good idea but execution was a little sloppy.


Blue got this. More polished verse and just more lines that were solid hits vs just decent ones. Cool battle fellas.

V/ Blue

you know we mock u hysterically cuz ur fuckin wack right?!
rb’s resident Kuncklehead. & that was before i knew u were an ugly ginger w/ a fat wife
nah
i got his pic so i’m runnin’ in his house while the nine is aimed
it’s nothing to ‘take Art down.’ i hope he knows he isn’t Safe behind a frame
wow, this was dope af
posted 4 days late vs. Let then moved the thread quick to the bin
when pressures on artichoke. then do a wholee buncha fishy shit for a win
would have worked nice if artichoke actually had anything to do with fish, only works one way here. Decent
you fell off man. & i know it’s gotta bruise ya ego
nowadays ya Craps so Played Greedy’s makin record profits at the new casino
lol good
he cries gun bars are wack & calls NC a scum of a site
but hey, ‘dissin-gauges’ makes sense. that’s what he does if it comes to a fight
another gay jizz wordplay? Jk but not really. This bar was alright
this cheating herb get a beam. i'm going on a murderous spree
my nine italic & give this crooked character one hell of a permanent lean
no
retire that wack style. it’s time you close up shop n’ go
u’ve never caught fire in ya verses, but we’re all screamin “stop droppin’ Ro”
lol ok
& while he hits Rock Bottom, i hit’em so his teeth will break
everytime i Jabroni proves hes just a stepping stone that cant beat the greats
pretty cool here
ya dread is stirrin. showing up = death is certain
ur punches remind me of Resin. not cuz theyre dope, they got trouble registerin
had potential but wasn’t feelin the execution/wording
i bet he’s drunk as a skunk somewhere lookin' all chinky eyed
Rosé cheeky little faggot that drinks glasses of it w/ his pinky high
Oh no no no


3 good
2 ok
1 Decent
4 misses


Vs



No, no and no. U might have a wife, n that's sweet...
But this dude's confused, we just saw a pic of ur boyfriend last week.
ok
Broke ass cant even crack a smile, always frowning instead...
I aint even gotta throw ur corpse in the river...u already drowning in debt.
i read the thread and the posts regardless you guys’ little squabble. This would be considered a fake personal so, no.
U know u ain't balling, dude always asking and begging...
Every book he reads he stops from anxiety before chapter 11.
what?
Ur not an artist, all u spout is garbage. A harmless bitch...
In bed? Inbred, he force kin to take his so he can have more retarded kids.
forskin wordplay lol. This works though so I can’t knock it, pretty cool here
Gotta give it to him, in the past he was the dude...
Last season finale was bumping, BB King! Ironic u was rocking the blues.
good personal, clever concept
Imma be honest, u made a comeback showing some promise...
But then u went from Rockstar to a lil Nugget, nigga u Isiah thomas.
execution could’ve been better but overall this was alright
This dudes supposed to be a legend, allegedly dope...
RB is my Empire, Jussee that u beating me here would definitely be a hoax.
this is already played
Stop writing so much! We read till our fucking eyes hurt...
I try n just Blow thru, but line for line I'd OD halfway thru ur tired verse.
ehh decent at best
Last season finale had some bars, they was swinging to bruise...
Strait KO. U had to be blind not to see he was gonna be the King of Blue's.
nah, and you literally just used one of these lol
Pedophile, youd fit right in with catholic priests my dude...
This guy obv gay, innocence ur wife prob still hasn't been breached by u.
nah


2 good
2 ok
1 Decent
5 misses


Pretty close battle here, you both had ok verses here, pretty similar styles and just about tied in quotes. Take art down by Blue was hands down LOTB and was supplemented by that greedy bar which was also nice. Ronin actually surprised me here because from his last few showings I really thought he was special ed and forgot how to make a punchline but he had some good stuff here. I actually thought Ronin had the better concepts at times, but didn’t fully capitalize on them. This one was a lot closer than I expected but I have Blue edging it with one less miss.


Vote Blue Bayou

Blue:

you know we mock u hysterically cuz ur fuckin wack right?!
rb’s resident Kuncklehead. & that was before i knew u were an ugly ginger w/ a fat wife
Lmao, jab but I laughed out loud.

i got his pic so i’m runnin’ in his house while the nine is aimed
it’s nothing to ‘take Art down.’ i hope he knows he isn’t Safe behind a frame
Nice.

posted 4 days late vs. Let then moved the thread quick to the bin
when pressures on artichoke. then do a wholee buncha fishy shit for a win
Lmao dope.

you fell off man. & i know it’s gotta bruise ya ego
nowadays ya Craps so Played Greedy’s makin record profits at the new casino
Okay, jab.

he cries gun bars are wack & calls NC a scum of a site
but hey, ‘dissin-gauges’ makes sense. that’s what he does if it comes to a fight
nice.

this cheating herb get a beam. i'm going on a murderous spree
my nine italic & give this crooked character one hell of a permanent lean
nice.

retire that wack style. it’s time you close up shop n’ go
u’ve never caught fire in ya verses, but we’re all screamin “stop droppin’ Ro”
Lmao, I don’t know but I thought this was dope haha.

& while he hits Rock Bottom, i hit’em so his teeth will break
everytime i Jabroni proves hes just a stepping stone that cant beat the greats
Eh, not feeling.

ya dread is stirrin. showing up = death is certain
ur punches remind me of Resin. not cuz theyre dope, they got trouble registerin
Eh, ok.

i bet he’s drunk as a skunk somewhere lookin' all chinky eyed
Rosé cheeky little faggot that drinks glasses of it w/ his pinky high
I’m down w matter of fact f us… lol ok.


Ronin
i have a life too... its better then yours... i make more money then you... my wife is hotter then yours


No, no and no. U might have a wife, n that's sweet...
But this dude's confused, we just saw a pic of ur boyfriend last week.
ok.

Broke ass cant even crack a smile, always frowning instead...
I aint even gotta throw ur corpse in the river...u already drowning in debt.
Pretty good.

U know u ain't balling, dude always asking and begging...
Every book he reads he stops from anxiety before chapter 11.
Lmao, nice.

Ur not an artist, all u spout is garbage. A harmless bitch...
In bed? Inbred, he force kin to take his so he can have more retarded kids.
Eh, okay at best… and that was for the rhyming pattern. Punch was less than the in bed in bred transition.

Gotta give it to him, in the past he was the dude...
Last season finale was bumping, BB King! Ironic u was rocking the blues.
Nice.

Imma be honest, u made a comeback showing some promise...
But then u went from Rockstar to a lil Nugget, nigga u Isiah thomas.
ok.

This dudes supposed to be a legend, allegedly dope...
RB is my Empire, Jussee that u beating me here would definitely be a hoax.
Pretty good.

Stop writing so much! We read till our fucking eyes hurt...
I try n just Blow thru, but line for line I'd OD halfway thru ur tired verse.
Ok.

Last season finale had some bars, they was swinging to bruise...
Strait KO. U had to be blind not to see he was gonna be the King of Blue's.
Eh, not feeling plus you already had a similar bar.

Pedophile, youd fit right in with catholic priests my dude...
This guy obv gay, innocence ur wife prob still hasn't been breached by u.
Damn, you had all the making of a haymaker man… but breached by you? Just not viscous enough.


v/Blue. Ronin had the material to make this VERY tight… but it just needed a couple of go-throughs. I think he would’ve done some word changes, and added touches for increased impact. That said, Blue did the job this week.

This was a cool read. That take art down bar? yes indeed. Casino was cool
& board relevant. Ha ha liked the spin on dissin gauges. Permanent lean, stop drop n ro,
resin....these all hit. props. glad ronnin decided to show some effort. I liked debt,
retarded kids, & isiah thomas. Some ideas i thought werent word to their full/best
potential. Not so much impactful

v/Blue Bayou

i got his pic so i’m runnin’ in his house while the nine is aimed
it’s nothing to ‘take Art down.’ i hope he knows he isn’t Safe behind a frame
you fell off man. & i know it’s gotta bruise ya ego
nowadays ya Craps so Played Greedy’s makin record profits at the new casino
he cries gun bars are wack & calls NC a scum of a site
but hey, ‘dissin-gauges’ makes sense. that’s what he does if it comes to a fight
ya dread is stirrin. showing up = death is certain
ur punches remind me of Resin. not cuz theyre dope, they got trouble registerin


vs


U know u ain't balling, dude always asking and begging...
Every book he reads he stops from anxiety before chapter 11.
This dudes supposed to be a legend, allegedly dope...
RB is my Empire, Jussee that u beating me here would definitely be a hoax.


Cool battle. those were my favorite bars from both. though blues safe bar was lotb. ronin looks like he's shaking a little rust but still had a solid verse, blue just took it with consistency.

vote Blue

FWIW, I could totally hate vote this and not even catch a DQ, since that's what Ronin's votes in my battles are always like.

I won't, because I'm not a cunt. HBU follow that example next time, you fuck.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

you know we mock u hysterically cuz ur fuckin wack right?!
rb’s resident Kuncklehead. & that was before i knew u were an ugly ginger w/ a fat wife
Honestly I didn't see her being fat in that pic. You could only see her face
i got his pic so i’m runnin’ in his house while the nine is aimed
it’s nothing to ‘take Art down.’ i hope he knows he isn’t Safe behind a frame
Well, he switched names on you so jokes on you. Idiot.
posted 4 days late vs. Let then moved the thread quick to the bin
when pressures on artichoke. then do a wholee buncha fishy shit for a win
You know artichokes are vegetables, right?
you fell off man. & i know it’s gotta bruise ya ego
nowadays ya Craps so Played Greedy’s makin record profits at the new casino
....
he cries gun bars are wack & calls NC a scum of a site
but hey, ‘dissin-gauges’ makes sense. that’s what he does if it comes to a fight
Ehh
this cheating herb get a beam. i'm going on a murderous spree
my nine italic & give this crooked character one hell of a permanent lean
you didnt need permanent here. woulda hit harder
retire that wack style. it’s time you close up shop n’ go
u’ve never caught fire in ya verses, but we’re all screamin “stop droppin’ Ro”
nice
& while he hits Rock Bottom, i hit’em so his teeth will break
everytime i Jabroni proves hes just a stepping stone that cant beat the greats
eh
ya dread is stirrin. showing up = death is certain
ur punches remind me of Resin. not cuz theyre dope, they got trouble registerin
lol
i bet he’s drunk as a skunk somewhere lookin' all chinky eyed
Rosé cheeky little faggot that drinks glasses of it w/ his pinky high
not really. dope concept, weak execution

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Fuck the battles this week. It's like everyone is phoning it in, that I've read so far.

This was a couple stretched wordplays, one dope bar and a couple eh's.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Ronin

No, no and no. U might have a wife, n that's sweet...
But this dude's confused, we just saw a pic of ur boyfriend last week.
Facts =/= punches
Broke ass cant even crack a smile, always frowning instead...
I aint even gotta throw ur corpse in the river...u already drowning in debt.
The pictures we saw of him were smiling...
U know u ain't balling, dude always asking and begging...
Every book he reads he stops from anxiety before chapter 11.
Begging =/= rhyme with chapter 11
Ur not an artist, all u spout is garbage. A harmless bitch...
In bed? Inbred, he force kin to take his so he can have more retarded kids.
Super stretched 2nd line, jesus
Gotta give it to him, in the past he was the dude...
Last season finale was bumping, BB King! Ironic u was rocking the blues.
...
Imma be honest, u made a comeback showing some promise...
But then u went from Rockstar to a lil Nugget, nigga u Isiah thomas.
no
This dudes supposed to be a legend, allegedly dope...
RB is my Empire, Jussee that u beating me here would definitely be a hoax.
Aren't you like C tier here? I cant buy this bar. Also it sucks
Stop writing so much! We read till our fucking eyes hurt...
I try n just Blow thru, but line for line I'd OD halfway thru ur tired verse.
maybe a half decent concept but no punch and shit execution
Last season finale had some bars, they was swinging to bruise...
Strait KO. U had to be blind not to see he was gonna be the King of Blue's.
nope
Pedophile, youd fit right in with catholic priests my dude...
This guy is obviously gay. innocence ur wife prob still hasn't been D'd by You.
...

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Vote Blue There was 1 hot bar this battle. Both of you should be ashamed.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

you know we mock u hysterically cuz ur fuckin wack right?!
rb’s resident Kuncklehead. & that was before i knew u were an ugly ginger w/ a fat wife
lol good
i got his pic so i’m runnin’ in his house while the nine is aimed
it’s nothing to ‘take Art down.’ i hope he knows he isn’t Safe behind a frame
dope
posted 4 days late vs. Let then moved the thread quick to the bin
when pressures on artichoke. then do a wholee buncha fishy shit for a win
played
you fell off man. & i know it’s gotta bruise ya ego
nowadays ya Craps so Played Greedy’s makin record profits at the new casino
good
he cries gun bars are wack & calls NC a scum of a site
but hey, ‘dissin-gauges’ makes sense. that’s what he does if it comes to a fight
nice
this cheating herb get a beam. i'm going on a murderous spree
my nine italic & give this crooked character one hell of a permanent lean
fire
retire that wack style. it’s time you close up shop n’ go
u’ve never caught fire in ya verses, but we’re all screamin “stop droppin’ Ro”
fire again
& while he hits Rock Bottom, i hit’em so his teeth will break
everytime i Jabroni proves hes just a stepping stone that cant beat the greats
nah, stretchin the nameplay here
ya dread is stirrin. showing up = death is certain
ur punches remind me of Resin. not cuz theyre dope, they got trouble registerin
very nice
i bet he’s drunk as a skunk somewhere lookin' all chinky eyed
Rosé cheeky little faggot that drinks glasses of it w/ his pinky high
hah, good again

8 gd punches
no jabs
2 misses

damn, no real room for error by ur opponent

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vs

Ronin
No, no and no. U might have a wife, n that's sweet...
But this dude's confused, we just saw a pic of ur boyfriend last week.
soft, too simple bro
Broke ass cant even crack a smile, always frowning instead...
I aint even gotta throw ur corpse in the river...u already drowning in debt.
ok
U know u ain't balling, dude always asking and begging...
Every book he reads he stops from anxiety before chapter 11.
take the g off the end of ur setup & this is nice, i fucks w it
Ur not an artist, all u spout is garbage. A harmless bitch...
In bed? Inbred, he force kin to take his so he can have more retarded kids.
decent
Gotta give it to him, in the past he was the dude...
Last season finale was bumping, BB King! Ironic u was rocking the blues.
played, & ive personally done 1 of em
Imma be honest, u made a comeback showing some promise...
But then u went from Rockstar to a lil Nugget, nigga u Isiah thomas.
cool
This dudes supposed to be a legend, allegedly dope...
RB is my Empire, Jussee that u beating me here would definitely be a hoax.
miss
Stop writing so much! We read till our fucking eyes hurt...
I try n just Blow thru, but line for line I'd OD halfway thru ur tired verse.
ehhh, ok
Last season finale had some bars, they was swinging to bruise...
Strait KO. U had to be blind not to see he was gonna be the King of Blue's.
nah, awkward/corny
Pedophile, youd fit right in with catholic priests my dude...
This guy is obviously gay. innocence ur wife prob still hasn't been D'd by You.
alright

2 gd punches
4 jabs
4 misses

v/blue

Blue wins.