LLL Season XXIII Week 3 Accomp: Swag & Flow

As we've done pic roasts the opening two weeks, my goal this week is to switch it up with a new focus: SWAG & FLOW

Bring your best gun bars, swag concepts, fuck your girl lines. It's a free for all where you don;t have to diss a specific opponent, just spit game:

RULES:

Max Lines - 14

Verses due by Friday March 22nd 11:59PM PST

Mods will pick the winner and announce the following week. Accomp will be awarded accordingly to the winner

THIS THREAD IS FOR VERSES/BARS ONLY. If you want to shit talk me in the interim, do it in the beef thread.

Have fun & drop flames!

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Woke up to..

My bitch phat ass under blankets, grab that and I shake it..
Mad dash to the basement, Cadillac lookin' flagrant..

The next day..

Press a button and the shades roll up..
Grab the gun n' check, double check till the stage pull up..

My life is strollin' down, beach side, holdin' them Levi's..
Her head game so sick, I thought the bitch was knee high..
Swappin' condos like a refi.. and when we fly? We high..
Poppin' bottles till the weed dry, then Tanto givin' peace signs..
My days are boardroom meetings.. whores, booze, beatings..
Your dudes tweeting makes me bored, snooze, weeping..
Your moves' meaning doesn't splash in my world view..
Like, cash? Worryin' about my stacks' what my girl do..
Summered in Europe, last winter in Prague..
Smashed spinners and PAWGs, no dinner involved..


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my submission doesn't count but maybe this will help get things going



that Rick Moranis flow. lookin’ down at a bitch sayin’ damn it, blow..
so much tongue action i gave Her-mono then went n’ kicked it w/ my Spanish Bro's
take cover if the beast is swingin’, head shots when the piece is ringin’
every shot fired is Harmonize mannn the dezzy can’t keep from Singin’
so you may wanna duck right now, fore’ i dump five rounds n’ i bust nine’s loud..
yaa i’m talkin’ like a tough guy pal, being dope is ‘2nd Nature’ like the Upside Down
can’t touch my crown.. there’s carnage in brawls when i target & maul
Northern Lights is the hardest to haul, but still that ‘Dro-gon' get Blazed’ no Dracaris involved
ain’t got the heart or the gall. you’ll taste the nine when i take what’s mine
after i retire as a great w/ shine, i’ll smoke Degrasse w/ Neil - baked n’ high talkin space & time

Born a natural disaster, rys gonna bring the pain if u wanna see the reign
They caught wind of the kid...then I hit the neighborhood like a fkn hurricane
My uncle wrist motion was potent, even the feds raid his crib till they’re tired
“You’re a big kid now”...that’s what he said before he stuffed a brick in my diaper
Catchin zzzs to live ammunition, blackin out to the lbs in a flash
4 yrs old - sleeping like a baby when my mama put a round in my dad
All I know crack whores & slum lords, street legends taught me to slaughter
No prayer to offer...no role models & the drug dealers were walkin on water
Often I ponder, tryna come up w/ a plan on how to get out this jam
Protecting my fam, now I keep & extra set of arms like the virtuvian man
And dawg that’s a safe bet, since I tumbled out the stroller I raise techs
My father? He rain checked...but if the Ks next? Fk it my nigga let’s play catch

Glock on my waist locked to engage.. grab an extra - toss it to Neigh
Toy Barkkk in ya face.. we bred different & i'll send my Minature Dogs for a case.

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I'm here to kill ya joy. been textin' since most you fags was still a boy
facts. I been a beast so long mufuckas know I'm the real McCoy
when it comes to game I'm a God, so when I'm spittin dude is vicious
& now I'm on a missionary day, to fuck your bitch in new positions
plus anytime I set a Target, I land the slut with the bomb precision
pick up two dikes at once, my scissor lift cut out the competition
u don't want it faggots, any beefs you can imagine Spit had em
you better keep your ion the exits cuz I go nuclear when I get atom
pay attention, this is swag uncensored & I'm going ham now
y'all better sue Plex in advance cuz I'm televising this slam down
black or white, dude or chick, really don't care & I never have.
I'm an equal rights champion, so it's haymakers with every jab
my swag perfected, I got into a rhythm while I was crushing
& put the beat down so sick I started rapping while I was punching

I got the presence of a Presidency
Ill press a dent in u, peasant... shoulda prepped for my prepotency
Set it w who? Set it w me?
ill settle on ur set w that sediment, ill set up n see
Ya whole delagate is delicate. Ur deli meat, a delicacy
Oh fuck..
Im hulked up. Im Rogan.. Nah
Ya kno what? Im Joe fk Hogan....
but coked up and smokin the most potent of dope dust, and rolling....hopin u broke fucks are jokin
Cuz All i know is hallways, n staircases
robberies barefaced, Probably in wallabees- all greys or rare Asics

Faggots get ravaged heavily with automatic weaponry,
raw rap assembly jaw crackin the federals, phone tapped for more than a century.
I’m like akademiks with the Hennessy. Been a beast doing 70 in a benz listenin to Heavy D.
Baggage packaged separately, secure the bag effortlessly,
pass it back, backwards pass, I think that’s what they call a penalty,
The baggage I’m packing and stackin could contend for manslaughter or a petty felony,
Wax give me low eyes, Up in da club like it’s 05,
in the low ride ice crushed in the cup while we slow drive,
Walk into my driveway, underneath the concretes a goldmine,
And those foes who chose to stole mine, 45 shoot like 4,5.. times,
I’m known to blow minds like hoes who ride poles for dough in their own time.

New MK..
flag wrapped around the stick, cue Baraka..
Let my shooter from Cuba rock
Plain Jane Rollie, not a cube or rock
Still dropped 44 for the Prezzy.. cue Barak

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Greedy

New MK..
flag wrapped around the stick, cue Baraka..
Let my shooter from Cuba rock
Plain Jane Rollie, not a cube or rock
Still dropped 44 for the Prezzy.. cue Barak

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Jollyranchers in the muddy cup,
Weed plants on the ranch till my moneys up,
50 thou on the wrist, next month I’ma double up,
Faded off the skunky stuff, backwood got the runny guts,
Money on the counter tops, best believe we gone run eem up

Fuck fags acting like buttercups
I’ll uppercut a hobos nuts
Leave em 5 and pack of Oreo double stuff
Smack the kids if they ask for peanut butter jelly without the crust

Are you hungry, joe

Just hungry for a sexual appetite
Tie up a married wife and let me make that sacrifice
Wet wipes on the nightstand
i paid for at family dollar price
I’ll grasp her tight as I take a performance enhancer capsule bite
If I sexually harass a bitch gotta make sure perhaps it’s right

I'm awesome with the pen..
the calm b4 the storm throwing caution to the wind
From the coffin to the gym..
Skipped out on certain death then I caught em in the chin
Playing possum for the win
One hand falls another rises like Ben Askren in the end
who lacking with the hymns?
Who really bringing them bars? I'm just asking for a friend
10/10, I never spare rods
Something hanging off them drums and it ain't air pods
Say it ain't fair god!
Swear something vicious..
I'm chair crushing victims
Y'all can pistol grip tight I'm just bear hugging bitches

pair of lefts like Errol Spence w/ palms up, u getting ur tarot read
bare or dressed, both fists bone dense sharp as an arrowheads' narrow end
swear to death niggas is scared of pleth when i air the tech
from Chicago to Maryland this arrogant Cred heir apparent settling for second best
krane kick your face in til u look like Jason X mixed with Amen
that's a heinous combo, but u already ugly as rajan rondo on the lakers bench
body Lenox, karate chop end him with the new noob saibot finish
then line shots til his eye socket pops & he gets that cyclops business
pleth an icon listen.. 6'1 & not an inch of flab, just a dick that's fat
got chicks hopping on it & omelette y'all moms finish the stack
straight ladies man, hand over chest like they bout to take the stand
cuz i take it as my duty to grab boobies, ass & do things to raid her pants
i'm the newest star. became legend before blue or barc, who this hard?
it's the dude with bars & a long printed accomp list.. que the award

when i packkkk, it’s smoking yo.. head creasin, folding bro..
i’m a quick shooter, no going slow.. thumbs in the belt holder it aint a rodeo.
Resin stole the show..
playing the dames.. fucked all the hot teachers & it’s staying the same..
it gave me the fame.. nothn but 100’s on the pape, i hold up like a chamberlain game.
neva paying with change.. now i plot calm, hand on titties, got palms
the shit’s spot onn.. broads in my domain open up and give brains- rotten dot com
the slop strong.. their precision will spark you..
type of head i get- GEMs, got my Vision like Marvel’s.