Season 27 1-2 Playoff Magazine Round 1

Intro

https://youtu.be/cjThuLE08f0

Whats good you Fawhkin CawhkSukahs! Here it is the playoffs are finally fucking here after 10 weeks of Irony. Fresh has decided to take a break from modding and Focus on his Garage band "Fresh and The Knee Highs" they will be on tour this Spring in Canada.You can catch them on 2/14 Valentines Day in Toronto. 2/15 in Vancouver. 2/16 in Montreal. 2/17 in Calgary. They will be performing from their Hit Album "Rock Out with Our Tubesocks Out". Also their Hit Smash Singles " Barcotic Aint Canadian" and "Its Desolate" featuring Amen. Reserve your tickets now! Anyways glad to finally set these fucking matches and get this shit going. Bring your fucking best im gonna give the winner some money. Have not decided how generous i wanna be. Maybe pay for your childs diapers, week worth of Tyson Chicken Strips. You and ur significant other can enjoy a night out at Dennys
@Amen
might wanna hop on that. All i gotta say is show the fuck up and VOTE!!!

Lets bring that fucking Fire!!!!!!

Introducing our battlers!




Round 1 Matchups

First up

plethora VS. Authentic

I found
@Authentic.
Daddy
 https://www.grammy.com/sites/com/fil...?itok=FRS2Bufu

You cant tell me this aint a spitting image of you lmao.

When a womens fed up looking ass motherfucker
After the party its the after party looking ass

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

Well since that is clarified havent seen too much of Authentic around the record looks decent but the name Authentic aint real if it dont come with no documentation. I cant critique on him skillwise because he hasnt been around.


@plethora

Mr. I dont have to fucking vote my appearance here is enough. I do a wordplay and im good for a week ego ass motherfucker. Well plethora overall is a good battler has some creative bars can be a threat here if he remains active.

2nd up


@Krucial
Thirt3en

I tell my mama if these people diss each other girlfriends pussy ass. Duhhh can you explain that wordplay to me please. Do u even wordplay Bruh! Anyway Krucial is getting better in areas trying more creative routes but he has to simmer down a bit because he overthinks his creativity at times and his wording affects the impact


@KnowP
aka WheredaGumboat
This is a dude you dont wanna invite to your family outting. This dudes house smells like sweetbaby rays and fatback. KnowP as a battler i can say at times has good flips but wording can play a downfall at times on his concepts

3rd up


@Fresh
hes Canadian so his wordplays everyone should understand because thats how he says it. Fresh is the type that can shock you drink a 12 pack of Labatts Blue and shock you again. He usually has nice flips and good wordplay


@Bomb Bard


Im gonna cry because Ronin gave me a name for the Alias league and if im not that name im out emotional ass. Give him one big Alias League Hug Guys! We all Love You!

https://youtu.be/y8yvnqHmFds

Anyway as a battler im very impressed with the improvements of this dude and i think he has what it takes to champ. He demolished the Key Tourney. Has an excellent source of weapons due to wordplay

4th up


@Zunto
his favorite basketball team is The LA Lippers. His wedding song was a remix from T Pain "Im in love with with a lipper" Anyway as a battler i seen him create good bars. His consistency on being active is up and down which shys him away from possibly champing the league


@Letterman


Motherfucker has the biggest pair of Polarized Frames on this site. This dude gums looks like he had an affair with Halatosis and Periodontal and the mouth got pregnant from a one night stand.
He can make a flannel look better than any old navy commercial. As a text battler gotta respect him has a good reputation but he goes away from time to time and comes back shaking rust off.

Last but not least


@Unfukwitable

Milk Carton face why because hes goes missing for years then they find him on the 1800 hotline. Glad hes ok we are not worried just saying. If Unfukwitable stuck around he would dominate if he kept consistant.

Vouch for him right now because how he migrates himself from text battling.


@Conceptual


Dont really know him unless an Alias. Fuck you welcome to the 1-2 Season 27 Playoffs. Prove to me your worthy. U know dee wey!

JoeBoston

Well when im not with my Brotha Mahky Mahk im usually flipping the Burgahs at Wahlburgahs. Im also a full time Security Gahd! Fawhkas always say i look like that Fat Fuck Paul Blaht. I think as a Battlelah i can have some wicked awhsum shit then sometimes my wording falls Apaht like Pats in the Superbowl.
@ILLunatic if this man aint working 90 hrs a week hes been doing this for 50 plus years now hes hibernating like the little snack girl

https://youtu.be/XFhfWX5B2ng

Hes busy though has 10 kids a lovely wife nice house decked out in rapbattles accessories. As a battler hes either hit or miss in areas but sometimes will sting ya with a good personal

Outro:

Well there you fucking go that brings us Round 1 Playoff Magazine. Again show up and vote it will not be tolerated and since im spending my hard earned money on this dumb shit yall better cooperate. I have no problem booting or deporting yall.

Much love im out!

Joe Boston Bitches!!!

Heres some thickums for ya


https://youtu.be/x1lNTKN7I3M

Fuck you, bruh!! lol I been hearing that shit MY WHOLE LIFE!! lol its all good...
We GET BITCHES! and money. cut the check.

Bruh said he dont know who i am.. Joe... let i remind you?
Been here since 03, Thorough! yall copy my style.. i designed dude....

But good shit.. Lets get this 1-2 poppin... Ima talk shit to er'body until the league is poppin!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Core Vet

Fuck you, bruh!! lol I been hearing that shit MY WHOLE LIFE!! lol its all good...
We GET BITCHES! and money. cut the check.

Bruh said he dont know who i am.. Joe... let i remind you?
Been here since 03, Thorough! yall copy my style.. i designed dude....

But good shit.. Lets get this 1-2 poppin... Ima talk shit to er'body until the league is poppin!

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Been here since 2011 so not too familiar unless u got another name lol

I put my first classic alias in the bar... pm me if u wanna know. Few aliases.

@ILLunatic can u sticky this mag for me please

Lmao that sweet babys go hard. No pedo. I'm dropping all fire this tourney.

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And them hoes at 422 are perpetrating. Foh