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Roast Verses due by Friday March 15th
Clout & I will pick the Roast winner and announce the following week. Accomp will be awarded accordingly to the winner
THIS THREAD IS FOR VERSES/BARS ONLY. If you want to shit talk me in the interim, do it in the beef thread.
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Aiyyo
Stoppp ittt. Bro ur face aint a view to see..
my facial hair Grown. ur’s look like it’s immature & really strugglin w/ puberty.
Your girl’s noggin is huuuge. Holy fuck!
i wouldnt say she a fivehead yet, but it’s def a 4runner like that toyota truck.
Yo u have the facial features of a vermin. Spit fits a lonely bill..
this groundhog looks like a Sopranos reject.. shiiiit this punk’s a Tony fill.
Now here’s one shot to ya Shades.. see me grab the tool & let it ring..
like Boston George.. got u reflectin on white lines & a chick afta losin everything.
& that bullet’ll hit his girl and kill both of em after it go thru his polo..
so it’s small round or a cap for the both of U.. that’s that under armour logo.
I’m in the zone. Gonna win SOL, BA, i wont stall til the end..
it looks like Spit’s in the Zone too.. right after this bitch just called him a Friend.
Mahfucka.
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Smh. I dont even know where to begin, u weird fuck
So lets start w wifeys razor sharp chin that u shoulda used to trim ya beard up
Since were on her, u should kno i be IN her..but u think ur hon' is alone
If this blk in white pic makes u cringe, u should see the ones in her phone
And u broke rule no. 1 of fkn a whore. U sure fkn did
So next time u wear a dad hat with the dad shades...at least make sure its ur fkn kid
Believe it or not, we know u wanna kill urself. Hell, we believe it alot
So when u reflect on ur life, we can look into ur eyes and see it should STOP
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#ORC. I bet this pic gota trill caption, I feel passion
bruuuh me & my Dog Tag ya girl..but you in here rocking one like it’s in fashion?!
The sheer softness of this man made me roll the most.
Trust one uppercut would Raise those Glasses to the Sky like we proposed a Toast
U look 49yrs old -- how YOU gonna go hell fa leather!?
Ironic that Cap got an Awkward Curve & she posted this pic with ''Friends Forever''
Plus I can tell that she chunky, yooo u'd neva be hungry
&&& THAT chin has a Sudden Drop that'd excite the wildest Adrenaline Junkie
It seem to ORC ya woman may be deplorably fat,
Dog it's ironic ya moustache take a Dip with the Sides & ya girl be ordering that
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cool facial hair bro
im locked on ya forehead thru a scope, hopin' to blast
dye pack style, when everything explodes over ur stash
ur broken down. ima be nice & hope ur frown lifted
the Salt Bin real, looking like u might jus roll around in it
word, its true. what on earth u doin' pal?
jacket so old, its no wonder u pay HER to do it now
either that or she a fibber. u did allow her ur pin
if he laser its probably just to finish rounding her chin
u aint decent or dope. first u'd need a diploma
verses like ur living arrangements; turnin sleep in Tacomas
u a soldier n shit? pls. shits weak, i kno ur a fraud
but nvm the dog tag...bitch needs a home & her shots
u clearly earn the hate. first mistake, ur kissin' dirt
dont even LOOK at me sideways again
learn to take a picture first
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Type to rock shades when its cloudy look at this cocky prick
his Bitch better stay Under Arm or im gonna be feeding her dick
stop posing like your hard all those bones i bet are fucking limber
Couldnt spend one night, stand on the block and you cant even do that with this whore u met off Tinder
your bitch can watch as an innocent bystander as i take the hammer n blam ya
I wouldnt even take your Cash Money id just kill ya for looking like a broke ass Wilder Valderama
Fuck these two lovebirds give it a few months this slut will break your heart
Get the fuck out the Street! I hope that uber driver hits yall and dismembers a bodypart
Jesus Christ, Barcotic's verse sucked...
listen
So yeah.. your gun bars may be fake. But I like the smile that your lady makes..
You're like "You're coming with me, Baby Cakes." And she's like, "This is my fucking 'Save Me' face"..
Your threads? They fake. They ass. In fact, the material on that jacket? It may be trash..
How embarrassed is your lady? Facts: that's the outfit the poor kids wore to eight grade class..
If you were any fucking whiter... you may be snow. Bet your girl's cheeks like that play-doh though..
Bend that ass and rape her; I'd crack her back and shake her like a day-glo hoe..
this scrubs a joke, nobody w/ such a mug should boast
as far as a Cap Size goes.. that’s what his girl does to boats
omg at his frame! guy slays me with his talk tough riot
errytime this Buster Posey just reminds us he’s nothin but a washed-up Giant
cocaine for bread. it’s known i’m coppin’ guap on the streets
i got a private stache. urs looks like u munched her hairy box for a week
he's clearly a faggit known for giving savage pipe
so query makes me question why the fuck he even has a wife
w/ ur girl on the avenue? homie this look is BAD for you
took her to the Strip.. but that’s the LAST thing id ask her chubby ass to do
eyebrows ain't bad tho, i'm lookin as you mean mug me quick
not a bad Fräulein.. & of course that's no reference to your ugly bitch
w/ a beard like that i'll never fear ya section loser..
not when that Harry Styles more pussy lookin then a One Direction Tour
TBH this roast shit is for clowns but..
You look like you played fortnite for a fortnight and still can't build a fort right.
Tell yo bitch I'm a friend of hers..
My dick is f2p my roll is apex predator..
Pattys day is coming soon, and I'm taking that route..
Will be a battle royal of drinking til we black out..
Irish car bombs and sticky green is a must...
Yo bitch is kinky, after we fucked I left her their in the cuffs
Listen..
Flirt ya bitch to death..she won’t think ur the guy!
Dick made her head spin, & I’ll twist it more so U can kiss’r Goodbye
Fuk this faggots job & all that “I’m the best hype”
Cos only thing bright behind ur bitch is a set of headlights
On sum old hag shit, 45 lookin good? No faggot!
Ya whole raps shit & so wrinkled up? It shows in ya whole jacket
I bet spit talks about site clout to get this bitch suckin on his tip
Saying you're a 'G in RB?' holds NO value to real life like color in this pic
Hint: pick up what's on they mind. the nervous lean got me laughing
U moved too close & the sign over head materialized her thought exactly
You've got wording bro...but fresh concepts reallly lack in that place
Takes an 'Aide to see a Blind Spot'...so she walked you to the handicap space
Alll that plastic is fake. The thots nose needed adds to the shape
Be honest she didn't 'Fit a Side-Profile' til the chin implant balanced her face
Under Armour's meant for athletes math geek- in a race we skeptic
If a Jumpstarts from a Pistol? This 'Hammer to ya Cap' is testin reflexes
Peep his back: thru checkpoints mexicans certain to NEVER pass
Ironic 'Trees over the Shoulder' & racist cops would search em there for that
Dog tags 'round ya neck are cheap as hell. 25cents & call it bling!?
That chain Low Hangin, Fruit: only 1 try cuz he's a whiz at the claw machine
Look at this monocramatic crap, what color are u, Hispanic?..
I would drown u in bleach, but ur pic looks like you've already tried n abandoned.
Using that filter disrespecting where u coming from g...
If Michael Jackson could, he'd have ur skin color permanently.
Quietly take the blade to this spic n his race trading hefty bitch...
Lookn like ur day job is cleaning puddles...But I leave no trace of evidence.
ur girl fat, fact. I already know this shit...
That bitch is an iceberg, ninety percent of her is below the pic.
We know u ain't making no cash, I can tell by the truck in the back u barely cruising...
This year he had six income figures...the next day he had a cpl more mexicans move in.
I got that same hat, now its lame trash. Dont want nothing u got on son...
In a fist fight, I'd go tee off on his chin but he cant fucking grow one.
Got em a white girl, there are some dumbasses...
One jab to the face n knock off those knockoff sunglasses.