madlibs

Once upon a midnight Indignified, while I pondered Naked and Floppy,
Over many a quaint and curious Nob Sock of forgotten Sausage Buckets,
While I Fisted your girlfriend's butthole, suddenly she came in the Queef Catching Snatch Whistle,
As of Hog's Haunches gently rapping, rapping at my bathroom door.
``Tis some pervert,` I muttered, `tapping at my bathroom door -
Only this, and nothing more.`

Ah, distinctly I remember it, I dressed like a Furry in December,
And each separate Lubing brought my Penis Hole more elasticity .
Eagerly I Stretched my penis hole; - Indescriminantly I had sought to penetrate it
all the way down to my Bollocks of sorrow - sorrow for the Fallacious whore -
For the Vivacious and Indignatious maiden whom the angels named Nicki Minaj -
to penetrate my penis hole with a hammer shaped dildo.

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