Re: Diss the bitch above you
This nursery rhymer couldn't even spell fornicate
Fronting like you great but we all know you fake
Give rap a break and find something else to do
Like washing the loo of your neighbourhood zoo
Cause none of your text drops can really measure up to mine
My lines stand straight but yours' curved like a dinosaur's spine
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lol I thought I might of been spelling it wrong,
Rayge, your played. my drops can measure but I beat you 5-zip
I don't think you understand the point of this thread, your suppose to rip,
but you cant cuz your big forheaded ass dont make sense,
can't fuck wit a kansas city nigga dats bout his green like Trent
Re: Diss the bitch above you
I thrive on destruction,
Mushroom clouds, I think they're pretty...
Mother Fuck the bitch above me,
... And Mother Fuck your city...
With a flow off the 'fro... A 'drop' off the ledge...
And a style so nuts it gets stuck to my leg...
No mercy for this hater cuz mercy's for the weak...
If its 'Malcolm' or his album then 'Malcolms' gonna leak...
And if what you claim is true, you're 'Malcolm' to this 'Text'...
I'll rip this cat to shreds and pledge that 'Martin Boothers' next...
Re: Diss the bitch above you
Look like Thump the Chump is next for lunch
I'll just pop in, take a munch, throw a punch
I'm just too much, too hot to touch
Just wear your gloves and mask and such
You might outlast the blast, but don't bank
You just might end up a blast from the past
One more fighter left with his ship sank
But, that's alright, your spits stank
Saving you from embarrassment, you have me to thank
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that was quite laughable, damnitt you need ridicule/
otherwise pitiful is all that ya ass'll do/
its obvious your a faggot and highly confused single dude/
whos idea of third base, is letting your boo finger you/
you pretend to spit sleek, but friend your shits weak/
your brainpower and wits weak, simple as Ren & Stimpy...
Re: Diss the bitch above you
fuck toobs, he aint a reason for lettin the shotty pop
cant block a karate chop, drop hot as wusabi sauce
you hot? hmm prolly not, ima cock when the heat is held
ima make ya look stupid like drive-bys wearin seatbelts
you apparently need help, cuz ya pains run a lot deeper
they sayin that life's a bitch,'n homie, you gots niether
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going in hard, 8 bars, another mc dead before 26,
you're a one trick pony, but i got a field full of 'em eating out my hand, pricks,
you're saying his problems are deeper, i kind of believe ya,
but yours are soon to be worse, when i enter your head dressed as the grim reaper,
and tie you to a chair, fair play to me as i blare out justin beiber,
you'd better start taking notes to improve on your lyrics cause i'm a born leader,
can't see you ever making it big, infact more unknown than the top gear's stig,
like the wizard of oz's tin man, your lyrics run out of steam too quick.
Re: Diss the bitch above you
Is your mouth an asshole, cause all i here is bullshit,
Come up in your house and empty you with a full clip,
Or go O.J. and do it execution style,
And watch the bloodshed for miles and miles,
Or just do it like chris brown,
And leave your face lookin funny like a clown.
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Face it bitch! Your weak lyrics' aint up to par
Matter fact you're a madam so dont think you a sir
Are u fucking blind, Cant u see im better than u by far?
Shit! How you gon compare a jet fighter with a taxi car?
Go back to class son and learn the basics
But fuck it! After doing that, you'll still suck like little babies
Re: Diss the bitch above you
You ain't no mack go sip your zimus/zimas
Prolly gayer than a male ballerina
Bitch I'll fuck your pregnant mother
Then nut on your unborn step brother
You smell what I'm cookin, it's the Rock
Get hit with a rock, watch your dome rock
I’m a beast like Arnold, the barbarian
Go with the white and go pail like Aryans
See you can touch me like you a amputee
It's acrotomophilia when I hand you these
Re: Diss the bitch above you
That shit was lame, No ones feeling Kid...
Any good punches was missing like Gilligan...
Couldnt even spit lead, if ya mouth was a Pistol...
The only thing you're mac-ing is your lil Sista...
Pay'em to stop, Now Mac's getting Paid...
You not sick your flow is dieing from Aids...
Re: Diss the bitch above you
if this page is a showcase of any 'up and coming' talent,
it's pretty apparent there's only one emcee with shit that you haven't,
- and that's i, i mean for example, felix, you're aiming too high,
my first reaction after reading your verse was to sigh,
that was hardly "spitting", more like "dribbling a cry",
whereas i try - to mould - every verse differently,
care and attention into them, whilst you're killing the -
art of rapping, if you're not dead from aids, it's from choking,
can't come back with querky comments? ofcouse you can't, why am i even hoping?
the only '...gift...' around you is your ongoing presence,
which is soon to be eliminated, when you get hunted like pheasants.
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you're a little school kid, face it, u got no rap knowledge
i'll show u who is shooting who when i pay a visit to ur college
u say ur the only emcee here who got real shit
no suprise really, my nose needed new nostrils after i read ur spit
'dissing the bitch above you', u make none true
cuz ur dissing nobody and the only bitch here is you
just stop doing this, clearly, u got nothing to bring
you'll never reach a high level, cuz ur falling for anything
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Speaking of some knowledge you gonna look like an idiot.
When you shoot a fucker in college someones gonna see it.
Then your ass gets put behind bars with no freedoms.
If you gonna live outside the law sense is what you needing.
Cause i were to murder you id come straight to where you living.
Come find you in your room while you sleeping this is the pivot.
Chloroform you then to the trunk tied up is your new prison.
Your life has come to its end now your ass is in heaven.
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His ass is in heaven? You bein too damn nice,
See, you're supposed to rip the bitch above you, not pray he lived a righteous life,
Sounds to me like this Organ needs to stick to playing in church,
Cuz when it comes to dissing people, your prayers just aren't appearing to work,
And the only thing Vital in this thread is the advice I'm about to give you,
Whenever you're about to post a written, make sure you look at the preview,
Read it over a few times, make sure you like it a lot, do one more quick read through,
Then highlight the whole thing, go to the top left corner, and click 'undo'