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    Wet dreams...

    I hear most dudes are supposed to experience these, I am yet to have one. and im 20 now.

    people are like wtf when i say i haven't had one, but i just never did.

    and yes this thread deserves a big No HOMO.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    Never had one myself.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    Oh shit wheres Shin?
    Why didn't y'all delete my ugly ass sig while I was gone?
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    Maybe it's because i've been jerkin the gherkin since i was like 9?

    Iunno.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    ...How do you know, your sleeping when they happen.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    well i hear you wake up and it's as if somebody has crashed the mayonnaise truck in your pants. i dunno I've never had one like i said.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    strangely enough, either have i

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    Re: Wet dreams...

    Lol, I always wake up before i get to the good parts. God damn sexual dreams always seem to end like half way through the plowing im giving the the chick or like 5 mins before im going to cum... Kinda disappointing cause those dreams are awesome.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    Lmfao!

    I didn't know you woke up... I thought you... I don't know.

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    Re: Wet dreams...

    I've had one and I had a wet Day dream kinda, I was looking at a chick with a short dress in class in freshmen year with no panties on...guess I psycho-jerked.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    When I was younger, between 12-15, I probably had 3 wet dreams every year... i hated when they happened in school nights >_<!
    I'm 18 now and when I'm having a dream about sex I fuck the SHIT out of the girl and bust a FAT ASS nuuuuuut.... sometimes while Lucid (consciously aware you're dreaming while in a dream... look it up), but not mostly... and then the dream can continue until I wake up lol but I don't bust a real one when I wake up though. I'm guessing I stopped having wet dreams even when I have dreams about sex.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    Quote Originally Posted by Meds View Post
    Lol, I always wake up before i get to the good parts. God damn sexual dreams always seem to end like half way through the plowing im giving the the chick or like 5 mins before im going to cum... Kinda disappointing cause those dreams are awesome.
    Hell yeah its been a few times where I had full consiousness in my dream and ZI felt myself waking up and I was like NOOOOOOO fuck this and tried to rush it..but only to fail and hear my mm screaming in my room about the dishes I left overnight
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    Well cumming is all in the mind I've found, it's a mind trick, during sex i can make myself come in less then a min if i choose too just by the thoughts I think about, i could think about making a samwidge or cleaning the dishes or some mundane job and last waaaay longer. But yeah who wants to think about that when yur deep plowing in pink town. I only sometimes do it to finish the sex off on a good note, you know like what a woodpecker does, except replace that bird with my dick, and the tree with her vag and add a whole lot of deep penetration.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    Question, why chicks get so pissed if you nut before they do? I understand most call it a day after they nut, but this chick was like "you came?!?" I'm like yeah, but I can solider good lady.
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    Re: Wet dreams...

    Didn't i read not too long ago [on rapbattles.com], it wasn't about the dudes equipment, it was more likely the size of the females pussy that determined weather they can come? iunno don't remember exactly but i hear storys that lots of females cant [well maybe not can't but more like don't] achieve climax during intercourse.
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