ok
i bet i can convince yall that ya aint goin 2 hell
bare wit me i cant explain fo shit and its hard fo me 2 get a point across
in tha first part of tha bible eve gets tempted by a snake to eat sum fuckin fruit god told them not to many christians belive that tha snake is the devil
but the only punishment for this snake after adam and eve get kicked out is it has to crawl on its belly
WTF.... he just ruined gods whole plan for tha human race and hes gotta crawl... the snake talks thats why christians belive its tha devil.... after its punishment its forced to crawl and eat dirt i dont think its gunna be fucking talking for a while.... so firstly theres no devil in that part
and tha onyl reason god didnt want adam and eve to eat tha fruit ia because it would open thier eyes and make them see good and evil like him so they ate it and he had a fuckin tantrum threw em out on thier ass cause he was jealous
If you normally walked on legs, and all of a sudden, you had to forever crawl on your belly to move around, trust me, they will be considered GREAT punishment. And God kicked Adam and Eve out the garden NOT because he was jealous, but because he told them NOT to do something and they did anyway. Its like owning an apartment building, and you tell the tenets not to pull up the carpet, and they do it anyway. The landlord, then kicks them out of the building.
then in tha book of "job" christians say that tha devil went against god and harmed job so god sent him to hell ect ect...
the real thing this whole books about is this wandering angel called satan meets god and they have this little bet that if satan tortures job job will cuss out god but satan must ask god evry time he goes to torture job... so anyway satan is fuckin job up left and right killin his cattle and kids and gods lettin satan do this hes givin him fuckin permission but tha thing is not once in tha book of job does satan ever disobey god they neva even get into a fight and satan even wins tha fuckin bet and goes on his way. anyway theres NO SATAN AND NO HELL
You're an idiot. You got the story all wrong.
God was bragging about Job to Satan or w/e, saying he is one of his most loyal christians or w/e. Satan then says he's only loyal, because God "makes life easy" for Job. Thats when the challenge, or the bet or whatever starts.
God then gives Satan the permission to do anything to Job BUT kill him.
Job stays loyal and Satan does NOT win the bet. And in the end, God proves his point,
then again there are 2 testaments the old and tha new in tha old it says there is no hell and noone goes into heaven unless handpicked off earth..... in tha old and origonal it says evryon gets turned into a fuckin rock and thrown into a pit no good no bad and tha only thing there is to do in heaven is kiss up to god anyway theres no paradise and theres NO SATAN.... what im tryin to say is they changed all that in tha new testament i think they needed more fuckin followers so they made it that if u dont belive in god and worshipp false idols you go to hell and get tortured forvever but if ur good and listen to god you go to heaven and get wateva u want whenever... firstly thats sum bullshit right there doesnt give ya much choice does it thats sum christian propaganda shit they changed half tha fuckin bible to get more followers cause there pathtic cult was dieing out satans name was just used cause they needed sumone to pick on........but once again NO SATAN NO HELL
Where in the cotton blazing hell are you getting this information from?
The New Testament is when Moses delivered the Hebrews out of Eypt and Moses gets the 10 commandments from God. They NEVER changed nothing. Where does it say that everyone will be turned into rocks and thrown into Hell?
also the refrence in tha bible that makes "LUCIFER" satan is bullshit LUCIFER is a evil human king who god got pissed off at for bein a fuckin asshole 2 all his preacios humans in tha old testament it NEVER accosiates lucifer wit satan tha wandering angel but sumfucking wankjob second rate translator made lucifer satan in his translation of tha bible cause he had no fucking idea wat he was doing so all u fukin goths who think lucifers tha devil get a life lucifer aint shiiiit biatch
Once again, you idiot!, you're speaking on something that you obviously have NO clue what so ever on. I hope you know that Shakespear is the one that translated the Bible from it's original form. And over the years, Shakespear's translation was translated once again into the version we know and read today. Lucifer was an Arcangel(sp?) in Heaven, who tried to overthrow God. He failed and was sent to Hell, then he became Satan. The term 'Devil' is just an english definition of "king of demons" or w/e.
there was tonnes more but im bored now and i cant b bothered to type more
but to anyone who wants to prove me wrong go ahead ull probly be sucsesfull
ive only been 2 church once i hate tha place they kicked me out for snoring to loud fa real lol
anyway feedback would be kool
if u can b bothered 2 read it all or even understand any of it if u cant just ask
anyway maybe ill post mo l8r problly not lol
peace
Please dont post more of your nonsense, you need to be saved, because not only are you blasphemous, you're also ignorant and need serious help
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