Diss that bitch above you!

[mc heartless]

yo you talk about " mast-D-BATEon" alot...you tryna tell me sutin or jus playin dumb ?
cuz if i was your thick illerate ass...id drop the ball and run.....
you were never much good at anything....always the odd-1-out....
your best ryhmes are "im a lil teapot, short n stout"......
your mum never gave birth to you...shit her appendix mustve burst....
doctor took one look at you...turn round n slapped her arse first.....
your dads the type of guy to abuse kids...calls his dick a "toy".....
you loved bath time...when your dad said " good boy!"......

[Hood Tactics*]

yo, not tryin to get on u but yo name is mc heartless//
yo raps aint even poetry, matter of fact its artless//
i see u got the link up mc heartless vs cali born//
he prolly shredded u apart,ur raps are all torn//
Dissin the bitch above u, it just seems so wrong//
U shud sit there andHush, like LL cool J's new song//
this cat is made for the street life.... built to last..//
That was in the past, in raps society ur an outkast//
I see that ur rap battle record is 4 and 2//
when i start my battles, first won to defeat will be u//

[mc heartless]

lol.....herb tryna hit me up......

man...this boys like a runnin fish...hes about to get reeled.....
and like the film "runnin man"...il be the new "butcher of bakersfield"....
hes kiddin himself that his hood tactics are drastic.....
nah...theyre boombastic like spastics on elastics...
he swallows coke balloons to please his crew...come on ...its a farce...
so the only "dope" you "drop" will be coming from your arse.....
when im finished cappin you...get a doctors advice....
cuz il have you seein double..... jus so i can mash you twice....
your runnin new york marathon....but your runnin for your life....
cuz im dealin desert eagle ....and your dealin fisher price.....

ya heard ?!

[Teddy]

Didnt conventry get flatted during the world war 2?
shame ya gran survived cos id not b here to socre on you,
the only part of the street you good for is stood on the corner,
build to last in the ass to stood shit blast from yo burner,
this guys recycled line form battle to post up in here,
like rubbish in the blue bin you get chopped and sheared (blue wheelie bin is recycle bin)
So bow down, or sit down or you get shook down then knocked down/
you low now, you shit now, dont look now you glocked down...

[unstopabl]

Your multi's can't get worse, your vocab is cursed
Yea I'm a lyrical doctor, and your punches are soft as a nurse!
I rip this Mc till he's heartless, So he can't hang at my ration
My rhyme combination, is visioned in his dreams, So I'm his fascination...
So Heartless go play with you and your pretend freinds, and pretend that your famous
Cause the only " hot shit" you be droppin is what comes from your anus
I've done murdered the alphabet, you don't know what dialouge I'll spit next
MY rhymes to complex, perlex what you call the projects, I rape this bitch like lyrical sex
Yo My vocab is just so much education, I set your foundations
Your motivation just ain't enough, you need to understand, your just my abbrevation!
Here at rap battles, Do I met yall's exspectations?
Did heartless just get dominated... cause this bitch sucks
Wack Ass Yorkster is alll hes got nominated... so use this shit bitch, for your motivation!

[Vikkie™]

ill stop you in ur tracks like a tonka trunk
have your verse's strcuture fix up like it was crunk
your whole career just been blown...like it was johnny depp
smugglin for Colombia and uve been stuck in tha neck
fight the temptation stop bein hallucanagenic
ill have u but first call for tha paramedics

[KiNg SaRe 2]

ok tha joka thinks shes nice
somebody give this bitch a medal
you talking bout crunk
but you can't get on my level
your lyrics is wak so let me be ya teacher
ill have your career ended like your icon
aliah...

[KingPin]

all right king... let me tell you the first thing//
i don't think Tha-Joke is a girl//
but yo rhymes straigt make me hurl//
come on think about it.. think about you//
there is no other... king sare 2//
how the fuck can there be no other//
when u the 2nd one in line brotha//
and what the fuck is sare, ur name or somethin'/
cuz the kingpin sure ain't dumpin'//
too much effort in beatin, and winnin//
this wanna be me... ill call u mini me//

[Sean Fetti]

untouchable means u cant touch me/ Im eatin up ya verses like im at home town buffet/ trust me/ i aint a pusy mane means you cant fuck me/ i must be the raw dog on the blvd./ the biggest benard/ the hardest nigaa with the biggsest balls/ im the qiuckest to draw/ like quick draw mcgraw/ with my finger in the air saying fuck the law/ i'll make a benz out of a bucket yall/ i get duckets dog/ i got gold in my mouth and yellow stones in my pinky ring/ having lookin like eddy murphy when he was singin i was a king/

[Ethik]

Go against anybody dawg why the hell would you contest for. .
Coz after i knock you out I'll make your teeth resemble a chess board. .
Untouchable? Nah get murked and not even look like a power struggle. .
Coz I'll leave your structure more fucked than the twin tower rubble. .
Ethik'll rip this bitch's clit so now you know im bangin G's. .
Gettin executed by the rope is the only time you could hang wit me!!. .

[milonelion]

like a bag of hershey kisses, bitch.. you're noweight
let me turn this verse towards you, and demonstrate
like tom cruise, you can't make a relationship last
dude mad, cause he got rejected from the gilligan cast
after you knock what out?.. a computer screen??
damn kid, only 10posts, but still the reigning queen

[KingPin]

ethik u betta get some ethics, and a breath mint
damn dawg u got 10 posts and u think u hard
well i bet u harder than sean fetti with 56
back to the one above me... that bitch
i don't even know you dawg
but i can tell by yo rhymes you a "G"... boy u ain't even a thug
u probably the one in the back of the class
geek alert here comes the guy without a mustache
hitler wanna be... look in the mirror open those eyes and see
that you ain't never gonna be the rapper u wanna be
u ain't never gonna get the status they expectin from me
so tell me u too pussy to battle me
or u gonna go to your "rhyme" book and write how u a "G"
and ur G stands for GAY, so close ur eyes and look the other way

[milonelion]

haha, funny verse.

but look dood, i'm here to influence, not to murder
ya parents in bed, here comes the Midnight Squirter!
evil genius? no, you're just alittle mind fucked
you the type kat that the aliens abduct
anal probe, but you ask for no anal lube
i bet you stuck like twins, but with the tv tube

lol @ you and the underwear on your head.

damn i'm tired man, don't diss no more tonight.

[Sean Fetti]

I'm the hardest shit so call me petrified phecies/ you aint even a fossil yet you an endangered species/ i'm eatin up you peanut butter cups, they say fetti how u like ya recees/ my thesis means Ethiks dont exsist/ im the new era of terror how gone try-n-dis/ cause the punk fag below you got you tryin dicks/ and the one above me i aint about to miss/ so how many mc's must get dissed/ before they relize they cant fuck with this/ cause im smokin yall like dutces rolled up wit crypt/ im all hawked up so I'm about to spit/ here's a lil story yall know so well/ about 3 sreet punks/ going straight to hell/ they thought i was gonna leave so i fucked 'em with my tree trunk/and i could go on and on for about 3 months/ but yall aint worth the time or the effort/yall some straight poodles i'm a pit mixed wit germen sheperd/....What Nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dangerous-Werdz]

Haa?? yeh funny verse, you said it right...
cuz the only thing above me, is a wack delight
you need sum skillz, cuz underdog is an overratin..
shiit bitchhh...i didn't kno i had to bone a hation
you a stupid hoe, get back to the drawin board...
watch as i turn ya head, n floor it sum more