random facts

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it's imposible to lick ur elbow........
.......go ahead try it,

..not if your arm has been cut off, then you could lick ur elbow just pick it up with the other arm

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STUPID BITCH...you should be banned...

^lol fuck you...just playin...but still that wasnt called for

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About 1 in 30 people in the U.S. are in jail, on probation, or on parole

funni, Im on probation...lol

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The Best Random Facts:

When Men Take A Shit, They Wipe Their Ass, Look At It...Then Throw The Tissue In The Toilet.

All Females Are Or Have Been Bitches Or Hoes.

The Game Is Pussy.

My Dick Is Bigger Than Yours.

50 Cent Was Actually Only Shot Twice.

Oysters Are A Natural Aphrodisiac...So Is Vagina...

Game Is Pussy...(Oops, That's Twice.)

New York City Will Become The 53rd State/Territory Of The U.S. By The Year 2020.

Niggas Like Fried Chicken.

Crackers Like Hot Pockets.

Spicks Like Burritos.

Chinks Like Eggrolls.

Sand-Niggas Like Curry.

Dirty Jews Like Hashkakashishchlanoch. And Sound Like They Have Horrible Loogies When They Speak.

Dave Chappelle's Third Season Begins On May 31st 2005.

BET Sucks...MTV Is Kilin' Em Right Now...And YES, I Am Black. And Dominican. BET Needs To Step They Game Up, And Stop Puttin' Out These Weak Ass Low Budget Shows Like College Hill, Which Depict Us All To Be Vile And Disgusting...Like That Fat Bitch That Be Dancin All Over The Fuckin Place, Half Naked, When I Just Finished Eating Dinner...Seeing As How This Show Airs At 9 PM Eastern Time, I Regurgitated. Change This Show To Morning Rotation, Or Take It Off The Air.

Free Really Doesn't Look All That Good...But That Ass IS Fat...

AJ Is An Undercover Faggot.

Ellen Degeneres Is Annoying, And Her Dancing Makes Me Sick.

I'd Fuck Oprah...Shit, She Lost Weight, And She's Rich.

Vaginas Actually DO Smell Like Fish, Deep Down Inside...No Matter How Much You Nasty Bitches Try To Spray Them Down Or Soap Them Up...

Game Is Pussy...He Claims To Be A Blood, But Didn't Join Until He Was Eighteen. He Never Even Had A Relationship With His Brother "Big Fase Hunnit" Until Two Years Ago. Yes, He WAS On Change Of Heart, And He Can't Say That Was Before He Was Banging B/C You Have To Be At Least Eighteen Years Of Age To Be On That Show...He Also Was A Stripper, And Had A Tounge Ring, And Blond Hair, Mind You...The Rap Version Of "Demolition Man." If You Stare Long Enough At His NWA Tatoo On The Right Side Of His Chest, You Can See That It Used To Be A Tattoo Of A Sun...(Very Gay.) He Just Tried To Cover It Up With The N.W.A. Logo.

Game Is Pussy. (Hey, Third Time's A Charm, Bitches.)

Bush Knocked Down The Towers.

If You Are Reading This, You're Gay.

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Hope You Enjoyed The List, Bitches...OnE.

actually, i like this kid he speaks the truth...lol

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Recent studies at Harvard showed that chocolate can actually help you live longer

Whale oil was used in automobile transmissions as late as 1973

70 percent of the earth is covered in water, but only 1 percent is drinkable

the chances of you going on the way to buy ur lottery tickets is actually greater than the chance of you winning.

A womens sense of smell is most sensitive during ovulation

iguanas have 2 penises

turkey can reproduce without having sex

A toothbrush within 6 feet of a toilet can get bacteria from flushing

all the gold ever mined coulg be mined into a cube 60 ft high and 60 ft wide

a single cup of gasoline when ignited has the same explosive power as 5 sticks of dynamite

all clams start out all males, some decide to become females at some time in there life

there are no clocks in las vegas gambling casinos

a blue whales heart is the size of a Voltswagen beatle

people who are modestly over weight have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight

the mother of the boy micheal jackson was accused of abusing is janet jackson

only 1 out of 700 identity thiefs get caught

it is possible to go blind from smoking too heavily

the worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in china in 1910

An octopus testicles are located on its head

someone on earth reports seeing a UFO every 3 minutes

it is illegal for tourists to enter mexico with more than 2 CD's

there is more bacteria in you're mouth than there are people in the world

people with blue eyes are better able to see in the dark

In massachuates it is illegal to go to bed before having a full bath

in 1998 Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the ability to see through peoples clothes.

frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed

san franscisco offer a free "sex for hire" class for prostitutes

it is possible to see a rainbow at night

coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. approximately 150 a year are killed by coconuts

more monopoly money is printer in a year than real money is printed in the world

identical twins do not have identical finger prints

when gentlemen in china would seal an arguement they would urinate together by criss cossing while urinating

Rapper LL Cool J's name is short for Ladies Love Cool James

Leonardo Decaprio had his first on screen from by a man

a sneeze can travel as fast as 100 mph

women have a slightly higher IQ than men

pain travels through your body at 350 feet per second

cigarette lighters were invented before the match

Mel Gibson has a horse shoed kidney, two kidneys forced into one (saying this cause i have the same thing)

young children can entirely grow lost fingertips above the top joint including the bone skin and nail

keanu Reeves is afraid of the dark

nazi leader adolf hitler had only one testicle

during the your lifetime the average human grows about 590 miles of hair

people reading the word yawning will yawn

there are 10 towns named Hollywood in the US

icebergs contain more heat than a lit match