Haywood Jewblomi vs. V i b e

[Haywood Jewblomi]

Normal House rules. Verses due tomorrow at the latest (I'll be offline for a while after that). Ten Lines minimum. NO CREW VOTES. This one's especially important for you guys, because you do it all the time (sometimes even after saying that yourselves). If anybody in your crew votes, you will concede. If you're ok with this, check in.

[V i b e]

Aight, thats cool. Checking in. Am I spitting first?

[Haywood Jewblomi]

Spit whenever you're ready. Doesn't really matter who goes first. Checking in by the way.

[Haywood Jewblomi]

At the end of this, all we’ll be able to say is you tried,
Because it’s hard for this rhythm-less oxymoron; Vibe,
You could box for the states at the ‘special’ Olympics,
Cos you have less worthwhile punches than an armless paraplegic,
How in the fuck are you gonna win when you don’t have your crew,
And they can vote for you like they normally do,
I can’t hear one good line, even with my fucking head to the speaker,
Because you come off lyrically smaller than a baby’s sneaker,
Lyrically, you’re not even close, you barely compare to me,
It’s like the roman legions taking part in world war 3,
Me versus you is like personal debt versus America’s Deficit,
Not even in one hundred lifetimes could you be as big as I get,
I don’t even need words; I’ll beat you to death with my huge cock,
When I whip it out, it’ll cause earthquakes in Japan when it drop,
I’ll swing it around, and beat you to death with my dong,
You’ll be the first person to be killed by R. Carrington’s Penis Song,
If you drop another weak rhyme I’ll be forced to rape you,
As it’s the only way that greatness will ever ‘take’ you,
So what I’m sick, I’m still dope ass fuck,
Like cocaine on the tip of my dick, doing your girl up the butt,
Do you get it? Unlikely, because with you it’s never,
You’ll get laid the same time that mars gets weather.


The first line about oxymoron means that his name, Vibe, implies he has rhythm, but seeing as he doesn't, it's oxymoronic. R. (rodney) carrington did a song called the penis song, hence that line.

Just waiting on your verse now V i b e.....