saturday:
ok, i woke up in the mornin it was about 10
i said to myself, it gonna be a bad day again
these bornin days really need to stop, i need fun
i got dressed , ate breakfast and grabbed my gun
then i walked out my door then i started to run
i felt a chill shiver down my spine
suddenly i turned around to see why
this really happened i aint liein
their was this shadowy figure walkin
all around me i could just hear talkin
everything started to spin like i was singled out
i was like the fuck is this all about
i tried to shout, but couldnt open my mouth
the figure got closer every ticking moment
he started to slither toward me, this was fuckin scary
he lefted up his cloak and he whoel body was hairy
his eyes glowed red from the shadow under his hat
then the lady next to me, yelled what the fuck is that!
that fuckin person is as hairy as a cat
the shadow swirled around and dissapeared
now every nerve in my body were feared
i didnt feel good, i started to feel sick
finnally got home and sat down and slept
but i just thought i missed work now i'm in debt
damn...........
Sunday:
ok...i woke up around midnight sharp
i heard a huge bang, and a loud crack
i checked the front and then the back
everything was clear exept for a broken shutter
then i noticed that i have a broken gutter
this was starting to turn out to be a terrible week end
i saw a flash of the shadowy figure in my mind
seriously i couldnt even speak again
then i realized that wasnt a vision that was real
this dude was gettin annoyin like the dude on a game
your visitors think your ticket price is a steal
i had enough this was sum weird shit
he appeard right before my eyes and i yelled shavve ya beird bitch
i shot at him it went into him like a knife into a potatoe
i shot holes into the hairy loser like fuckin play doe
he fell backwars and smashed through the door
and he layed still on the kitchen floor
he was dead fo shore, blood puddle right next to him
he wasnt that p[owerful, i over threw him
this shit must seem fucked up
but this was a dream so shut the fuck up