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Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
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Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
LOL. I love these.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
omfg
-dies-
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
im literally fuckin cryin over here...wtf
*watches walker texas ranger clip with haley joel osmet*
WORD. I was about to post that one. That is the best so far. Lmfao.Originally Posted by Kris Cain
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That shit was funny as fuck...
In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
Lmfao.
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Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.
LMFAO. I can't help it. They're all hilarious.
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lol at chuck norris. its like everyone dies coz of roundhouse kicks and self explosions.
and looking at bruklor's sig...the pic on the right looks kinda freaky with the one eye on the forehead.
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Word. She is still my goddess. Watch your mouth, I'll send Chuck after you.
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lmfao at this...Chuck Norris be illin' y0
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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