So I"m on the bus home. The bus normally stops at a train station for a second, then keeps going and gets me close to my crib, although I could get off and catch the train too. It depends on how I feel. Anyway, this bus driver stops and everyone gets off at the train station except me, which isn't anything out of the ordinary. The bus driver then looks in him mirror at me about 5 times, then cuts all the lights in the bus off. I walk to the front of the bus and sit down because I cant see the streets in the back of the bus since he cut the lights out. When I sit down, he gives off one of those Money Mike laughs and asks me where I'm going. I say I'm going to Grand. He laughs again and says "You must be going in my car, or something"[/lisp]. I'm like wtf? Then he tells me that he's not going all the way to grand and that the train station was his last stop and he's about to go to the garage. I tell him to let me off so I can walk back to the trian station and he acts like he doesn't hear me. Then he says "I mean, if you really want to get to Grand, I can drive you in my car"[/lisp]. I'm telling him no and to let me off the bus, but he's like [I pass the next train station, I'll let you off there so there isn't much of a walk for you"[/lisp], so I chill. The whole ride, he keeps talking with all of his gayness and things of the sort. So we get to the next train station and he doesn't open the door. I see my train but I know I wont get there so I say damn, and then he continues to try to get me to come to the garage with him and now he wont only take me to Grand in his car, but he'll take me "home".
I wanted to say "No means no!" but then he'd really thing I was gay and probably try something. SO, I finally got off the bus and I'm at the train station at 12:00am freezing my ass off and laughing and how fucking weird that shit was.
Then, out of nowhere two 300pound fags walk into the train station feeding each-other brownies. No lie.
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Originally Posted by SMZ
