Belt Up For Grabs: Meks (7-5) & Wireless (9-4) vs. ...?... (8-5) & Vaskez (3-0)

[Meks.]

jealousy is a stinky cologne kids ...... uppin. nice battle folks

[Born To Kill]

From Meks...

vaskez..

I'll knock the bitch off course, hav'em crookid sad & mean
and by then, he'll be good for anal the way vaseline
Eh...nice wordplay, punch coulda been meaner though...
this battles worldwide, and both u fucks are stupid why u think son?
ur facin two kids from the states, from the united king dumb
So, so bad...corny to say the least...
this geek'll advance?, i think not he punches weak from his hands
but he IS sitting on a winning streak, in the seat of his pants
Again...really basic, beginner's garbage...

...?...

why are you jumpin?, for that, u'll be lyin in bunches
& ur names no mystery, it's how we reply ta ur punches
I liked this...nice opener...
wrestle wit thoughts, thinks he's the shit but dude I see lighter
so watch this hype get dropped, quicker than Chrit's UFC fighter
Really, really nice...I was gonna use this myself, fucker...just didn't think enough cats would know what it meant...now I can't though, thanks a fuckin lot!
no chance ta succeed, some1 ur spot should be quick ta rent it
cuz in this match, ur more outta place than evicted tennants
Cool...
ur slumpin in text and.... spittin some bullshit while dumpin the rest in
pesent, u & Vas both sigged semi-finalist like it's sumthin impressive
Funny, nice clownin...
ur bummin it's less than, the league will agree ur a grumpy contestant
not really known for eatin emcees, so if ur on a roll chump its a crescent
Corny, dude...

From Heychoo...

2 UK faggots? i'll drain your gutter asses right down a sink
so fuck redcoats, im half expecting to see these homo's rocking pink
Cool...
some people are surprised that im in my 2nd champ match, see
but even more are suprised that ?'s still hanging in the fucking league
Eh...obvious, but aight...
vas is a model for a shitty battle, he aint never gonna top this
ill drop this question quicker than media at anna nichole's coroner's office
Nice, creative metaphor...

VS.

From ?

fuck madden, n fuck wireless with your sucky text, your so lame its a bore
My advice would be for you to quit the game...
....n concentrate on text a bit more
Eh...cool concept, just way too stretched, too much to read...
N Meks you wack fag, really..to be dope you got more than a little missing
Everyone knows you hold wireless back, right before you start kissing
Funny shit...
Dude ya weak, but dont worry dunny its not all doom n gloom in defeat
At the end of the day its only a text battle,
...that stops meks form having a good nights sleep
Fuckin hilarious!!! Great punch!
Describe your intelligence as dumb, n no ones more bitchy than you
Coz we all know meks` troublesome....was first grade and 2 plus 2
Eh...nice wordplay, kinda poor execution though...
N wireless you will never get a deal, your spits leave us with no doubt
If dudes getting signed to, then im the one flapping my arms about
Again, real funny! Hilarious visual!
Your ego sucks, you underated for a reason, fucking fag in this thread
I heard wireless had to get over himself, and meks climbing out of bed
More funny shit...
Wireless broke, its the same at text, never seen anyone hes owning
And if were talking freestyle, then id just be describing your clothing
Been done before, but still funny...
Your trash, so keep on moving but you know youve no hope of the win
If Wireless took a lot from this battle...
...he`d use it to park his trailer in
Same as above, done to death, but still brings humor...

From Vaskez...

Might be too lazy to write this week n act on my theory of hurting
Fuck it...
Meks, I'll give ya a W...cos he'll need some serious nursing
I'm trying to...but I don't get it...
So what's new? y'all frauds, when V & ? team up your loss is assured
The winners' initials couldn't be MW if that car maker got an award
I liked this alot...cool wit and wordplay...very commendable!
When we drop you applaud, we're known for text fire, ya chances of winnin're slim
N Meks's known for his audios, which explains peeps' low opinion of him
Eh...
That's enough messin, I got chances here to inflict some violence
They say get 'em while they're hot...
...so I'll never catch Meks n Wireless
Simple...obvious, but still nice...
Ya post fire less, ya lines ain't flow, shit's like standstill
N if ya verses are anythin to go by, they're a roadside tip or landfill
Decent...nothing amazing though...
I been ruthless, n my verse's been bad for aspects like ya health
But I feel for you...
...ya clearly ain't got a feel for dope lines yourself
Nice concept, hated the wording though...
N wireless ya punch attempts're laughable, that shit ain't worth a mention
Everyone knows...
The WHOLE POINT of Wireless is never making a physical connection
Again, real tight concept, just feel wording's off...

Well, cats...this certainly sucked to read through...
Way too much to process.

But aight...I got Vaskez and ? winning pretty easily.

A few nice things from Meks and Heychoo...
But I'm seeing they were overwhelmed...
Least that's my thoughts.

Peace
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[Rant]

Meks-
I'll knock the bitch off course, hav'em crookid sad & mean
and by then, he'll be good for anal the way vaseline
claimin u vet, ur weak punches start back & there shamefull as heck
but i'll admit, u be usin hard attacks when theres pain in ur chest


why are you jumpin?, for that, u'll be lyin in bunches
& ur names no mystery, it's how we reply ta ur punches
no chance ta succeed, some1 ur spot should be quick ta rent it
cuz in this match, ur more outta place than evicted tennants
ur slumpin in text and.... spittin some bullshit while dumpin the rest in
pesent, u & Vas both sigged semi-finalist like it's sumthin impressive

i liked your two verses, pretty witty and had some nice punches, overall pretty good.


Wireless-

i'm going for that number 1 spot like luda, yall know i cant be budged
i wont undaestimate these guys cuz theyre not even good enough 2 be judged
i got yall corned son, yall better not even try to fight
but this is a dogfight and im just waiting for one of these dudes to bite
vas is a model for a shitty battle, he aint never gonna top this
ill drop this question quicker than media at anna nichole's coroner's office
so its 2v2, and the chances of yall winning isnt looking better
but thank god vas'd never feed of of question cuz we'd see more dots than letters


ehh, felt the flow of your verse but only a few quotables here, decent at best verse.

Vaskez-
Whatever, I...

So what's new? y'all frauds, when V & ? team up your loss is assured
The winners' initials couldn't be MW if that car maker got an award
When we drop you applaud, we're known for text fire, ya chances of winnin're slim
N Meks's known for his audios, which explains peeps' low opinion of him
These bitches're dim, n soon Vas'll stop by with a tough Question
n leave ya stumped...where we chop limbs off, it's a rough lesson
That's enough messin, I got chances here to inflict some violence
They say get 'em while they're hot...
...so I'll never catch Meks n Wireless
N wireless ya punch attempts're laughable, that shit ain't worth a mention
Everyone knows...
The WHOLE POINT of Wireless is never making a physical connection


good verse, you were witty through the whole thing, i thought that yyou were pretty creative in this battle too, overall pretty good verse.

Q-


N Meks you wack fag, really..to be dope you got more than a little missing
Everyone knows you hold wireless back, right before you start kissing
Dude ya weak, but dont worry dunny its not all doom n gloom in defeat
At the end of the day its only a text battle,
...that stops meks form having a good nights sleep
Your ego sucks, you underated for a reason, fucking fag in this thread
I heard wireless had to get over himself, and meks climbing out of bed
Your useless, little 14 yr old mummys boy not set to spit jaw dropping
This guys always a basket case....his mum shouts him to do the shopping
Your trash, so keep on moving but you know youve no hope of the win
If Wireless took a lot from this battle...
...he`d use it to park his trailer in
LMAO
Both heavy breathing, n the fact your losers is determined in this place
Boils down to skill?, no... just the fact you never wash your face


nice verse, had a couple of low points but i felt some of your punches and your trailer punch actually made e laugh out loud.


overall a good battle, both teams did their thing but i think it came down to whos punches i liked better and that would have to be......Vaskez&Q

[Meks.]

lmao love how no1 quotes the dedicate wordplay cuz they didny think of it first... fuckin fags..

[-Heychoo-]

chill out meks, this shit was stupid. but then again it brought some fire back to the league. idk good battle.

[Meks.]

it was good i just like breaking balls lol.

[Vaskez]

to be honest I didnt get the dedicate line so maybe others didnt get it either...

[Philly®]

vaskez and ? wins..



will tango in champ match


*dances*