i just realized my time spent pacing
our apartment rehearsing my apologies
for your inclement discovery of dirty dishes,
gnarled in a climb of porcelain and plastic supremacy,
have been out of body experiences.
i now know the clarity one learns when
a woman's title is preceded by 'ex' and all the
familiar finds the back most wrinkle in my mind
to call home.
i never felt any less in love with my recliner then
i did the day i entrusted in it the task to mask a
pile of empty bottles, a job met with the laziest of
attempts in which glass seemed to reach out like
teeth to eat my dear friend.
i've come to the conclusion i could not have been myself,
to sacrifice a friend, and peace of mind to the shrine
of your estrogen driven rituals.
locating the keys in a pile of dirty laundry is never met with
merit on venus, and it seems as if i'm simply not fit for these
revolutions any longer.
so woman, this is my declaration, by your decorations that
i never approved, of independence in this residence
done in eloquence, to one miss elegant, who forever
misses the hint that there's a fire under the sheets
but deems it infinitely more important to see
the weather then sportscenter.
this, is man's manifesto.