Stock Boy Rhyming (Act I) - The Debut
fresh out of freshman year with debt in hand
got stories under the belt like a journal in my pants
enough confidence to lend some to knowledge
studying whores like it will help pay for college
back home for summer and leveling shelves
helping the ladies in deli and chipped ham you’d smell
bakery bitches up for the stock boy like yeast
still fool with cashiers even if handling money is cheap
putting bills on me and Benjamin feels perfect
get off in checks because my efforts were worth it
when I tell a bitch to come, she doesn’t run, she splurges
and I’m wordless… if I didn’t have any product to market
I got chips on my shoulders like I am the market
for purchase you could give your area code and seven digits
my girl left the area… code… I’m ready to hit it
they love it when I walk by in polo in black Jeans
recognize the class and gangster of black genes
but I’m white and the service lady would disagree
she says I’m blessed like a black man if you know what I mean
far from average and even further from the mean
always baked, eyes glazed, smiling like the cookies
on thin ice with the boss, his girl an employee n he can’t manage her
got her back… stocked on my jack, just to piss off the manger
she’s not worth the time like minimum wage
if my sex life was a book… she’s just a paragraph on a page
stock boy pimping… betty crocker my shit
cuz betty bends over… and betty drops in the toilet
flushed her like I flopped queens of the same suit
and they don’t think I’ll ever change…always wearing the same suit
stock boy rhyming ….the series debut.
and this is still the series debut so let me center in you in the shack
wear some boots and a hard hat keep away from the swaying axe
duck from my carcasses bitch, touch them and I’ll kill you
I’ll put you in that carcass because there’s nowhere else to hang you
I don’t need to rhyme; I can just spit down right angry
I’ll shut the fuck up and let the blades that changling in the shack do the talking
yea we’re going back to the shack where you'll find your family pets
skinned with mecedes and woven for your family to dress
so don’t stress the silent E, however, believe it’s still there
it is me. I am here. and I’ll leave that there for you
stock boy rhyming… the series debut.