Meters (0) vs. Jay Walker (0)

[Vaskez]

Make sure you've read the rules as they will be enforced.

Checkin due Wed 23.59 EST (late/no checkin = -2 votes)
Verses due Fri 23.59 EST (lateness = -2 votes even if your opponent agrees the extension)

Line limit: 10 MIN, 20 MAX

Must vote on FIVE battles (we will check that they are proper votes: -2 votes per missing vote)

Voters: if this battle is season 9 classic worthy, nominate it in the correct thread in the office. Also keep an eye out for dope punches for the highlight reel, thanks.

all other rules linked above

[Meters]

yo, check. i'm gonna drop something early this week

[Jay Walker]

okay

[Meters]

I do this text shit to make heads spin, but believe on the mic i'm rockin' clout
you text cuz your voice is so wack pre-cinct, them voiceovers can't lock it down
I stroll through PA with P9's blastin, you hearin that action but not around
cuz Jay reps the steel city, but snitches so much he turns it to copper town
'n your verses get stashed in the trash. I crumple 'em up, your luck has shorted
cuz Walker Tex. Range from throwaway, to shit demandin to be Chuck'd like Norris
Jay's left 'n returned, returned 'n left.. kinda like Meters but minus the clout
cuz if you had bearing on this league.. you'd at least succeed at grindin' it out
'n while bitches is grindin' me down, your ass and mouth are the party spots
the way he takes it both ways, Jay a tulane street that could host a Mardi Gras
but if he decide to try with chicks, he stalkin' in Dark Knight cuz he ugly as fuck
or more like Scarecrow in the prequel, he only get with bitches after druggin 'em up
man, my pen is dripping blood. your scripts scrape surface, this guy is amateur
so whenever he inca verse, we lookin' forward 5 years by the mayan calendar
this 'certified vet' ain't been overshadowed, cuz we never called him an equal
shit, even the girls that J Date.. be on jewish matchmakers jockin' on Feeble
battlin me ain't great for ya health, our records the same but i'm flame 'n you melt
so yeah, this a match of double 0's.. but i'm the lethal agent makin you stealth
you know I always get my props. my words is sick, this manuscript perfect
but if your verse garners a-ppraise.. i'm glad *someone* values it worthless

[Jay Walker]

seriously?


quit perpin’ b… we both know ya rhymes aint earthin me
it’s ironic u can’t snatch a win tho. when that verb descirbes u perfectly
I’m hot as shit. u’re worthless ‘n it’s time for you to face the fact
u’re not a whiz, ur verses just belong in the same place as that
u’re wack, get wasted. it’s no secret i’m beating on ya queer
saying ya back to basics - like we give a fuck ur leaning on ya mirror
no need to diss you. your appearance alone’ll leave you fucked
u’re such a dirty goth M… batman’d need robin just to clean you up
I’m twice as nice…ruthless. so it’s crazy thinking meters is scary b
facts are facts, ‘n the truth is it’d take TWO METERS TO BURY ME
heard u wear the pants in ur relationships, ‘n that’d raise u props whore
but it’s only true since you’ve gotta get pussy FIRST to take ‘em off for
‘n you gotta be embarrassed after meta’s verse, fa’real son
he keyed a no show… you showed up… ‘n he STILL WON
it’s not at all likely, u’ll win with ur deaded wit you call hyphy
I can’t say you amount to nothing tho... ya head’ll fit my wall nicely
‘n why you talking about guns ‘n drugs like u getting paper
when the only corner u’re posted on s’ur familys refrigerator
it’s like ya payin us to rape ‘n bust ya wackness dude
first you get a gut check, then income the voters to laugh at u

[Horud Skys]

quit perpin’ b… we both know ya rhymes aint earthin me
it’s ironic u can’t snatch a win tho. when that verb descirbes u perfectly
I’m hot as shit. u’re worthless ‘n it’s time for you to face the fact
u’re not a whiz, ur verses just belong in the same place as that
no need to diss you. your appearance alone’ll leave you fucked
u’re such a dirty goth M… batman’d need robin just to clean you up
I’m twice as nice…ruthless. so it’s crazy thinking meters is scary b
facts are facts, ‘n the truth is it’d take TWO METERS TO BURY ME
‘n why you talking about guns ‘n drugs like u getting paper
when the only corner u’re posted on s’ur familys refrigerator

I stroll through PA with P9's blastin, you hearin that action but not around
cuz Jay reps the steel city, but snitches so much he turns it to copper town
Jay's left 'n returned, returned 'n left.. kinda like Meters but minus the clout
cuz if you had bearing on this league.. you'd at least succeed at grindin' it out
'n while bitches is grindin' me down, your ass and mouth are the party spots
the way he takes it both ways, Jay a tulane street that could host a Mardi Gras
you know I always get my props. my words is sick, this manuscript perfect
but if your verse garners a-ppraise.. i'm glad *someone* values it worthless

Tight battle i feel J pulled it out with more tho .. Vote Jay

[Vaskez]

I stroll through PA with P9's blastin, you hearin that action but not around
cuz Jay reps the steel city, but snitches so much he turns it to copper town
^^good wp
'n your verses get stashed in the trash. I crumple 'em up, your luck has shorted
cuz Walker Tex. Range from throwaway, to shit demandin to be Chuck'd like Norris
^^lol mad corny but creative and I think u got the wording right
Jay's left 'n returned, returned 'n left.. kinda like Meters but minus the clout
cuz if you had bearing on this league.. you'd at least succeed at grindin' it out
^^good
'n while bitches is grindin' me down, your ass and mouth are the party spots
the way he takes it both ways, Jay a tulane street that could host a Mardi Gras
^^clever wp but not feelin the diss itself so much, not bad tho
battlin me ain't great for ya health, our records the same but i'm flame 'n you melt
so yeah, this a match of double 0's.. but i'm the lethal agent makin you stealth
^^creative, but more like self glory, would be dope for a flex match


vs.

quit perpin’ b… we both know ya rhymes aint earthin me
it’s ironic u can’t snatch a win tho. when that verb descirbes u perfectly
^^ok, kinda loosely tied-in wordplay
I’m hot as shit. u’re worthless ‘n it’s time for you to face the fact
u’re not a whiz, ur verses just belong in the same place as that
^aight
u’re wack, get wasted. it’s no secret i’m beating on ya queer
saying ya back to basics - like we give a fuck ur leaning on ya mirror
^^heh better than ancel's back to basics punch
no need to diss you. your appearance alone’ll leave you fucked
u’re such a dirty goth M… batman’d need robin just to clean you up
^^nice creativity, slightly corny
I’m twice as nice…ruthless. so it’s crazy thinking meters is scary b
facts are facts, ‘n the truth is it’d take TWO METERS TO BURY ME
^^kinda played not a bad flip tho
heard u wear the pants in ur relationships, ‘n that’d raise u props whore
but it’s only true since you’ve gotta get pussy FIRST to take ‘em off for
^^heh nice flip
‘n you gotta be embarrassed after meta’s verse, fa’real son
he keyed a no show… you showed up… ‘n he STILL WON
^^haha
‘n why you talking about guns ‘n drugs like u getting paper
when the only corner u’re posted on s’ur familys refrigerator
^^lmao, clownage

I took out everything that I considered less than aight, I felt meters had a few that got lost in the creativity and weren't harsh enough. Jay attacked more directly and not all the ones I quoted were strong, but they all hit somewhat

v/Jay

[Warming]

I stroll through PA with P9's blastin, you hearin that action but not around
cuz Jay reps the steel city, but snitches so much he turns it to copper town
Jay's left 'n returned, returned 'n left.. kinda like Meters but minus the clout
cuz if you had bearing on this league.. you'd at least succeed at grindin' it out
'n while bitches is grindin' me down, your ass and mouth are the party spots
the way he takes it both ways, Jay a tulane street that could host a Mardi Gras
but if he decide to try with chicks, he stalkin' in Dark Knight cuz he ugly as fuck
or more like Scarecrow in the prequel, he only get with bitches after druggin 'em up

vs



no need to diss you. your appearance alone’ll leave you fucked
u’re such a dirty goth M… batman’d need robin just to clean you up
I’m twice as nice…ruthless. so it’s crazy thinking meters is scary b
facts are facts, ‘n the truth is it’d take TWO METERS TO BURY ME
heard u wear the pants in ur relationships, ‘n that’d raise u props whore
but it’s only true since you’ve gotta get pussy FIRST to take ‘em off for
‘n you gotta be embarrassed after meta’s verse, fa’real son
he keyed a no show… you showed up… ‘n he STILL WON
‘n why you talking about guns ‘n drugs like u getting paper
when the only corner u’re posted on s’ur familys refrigerator

really cool battle, im not judging just on quotables as there were a bunch of near-quotables for both of you, overall though there wasn't really a punch in jay's verse that i wasn't feeling whereas a couple of meters read a little too wordy, meters batman punch was pretty ill but jays meta no show punch was LOTB

great read guys, keep it up

v/ J

[Lethargic]

I stroll through PA with P9's blastin, you hearin that action but not around
cuz Jay reps the steel city, but snitches so much he turns it to copper town
'n your verses get stashed in the trash. I crumple 'em up, your luck has shorted
cuz Walker Tex. Range from throwaway, to shit demandin to be Chuck'd like Norris
Jay's left 'n returned, returned 'n left.. kinda like Meters but minus the clout
cuz if you had bearing on this league.. you'd at least succeed at grindin' it out
'n while bitches is grindin' me down, your ass and mouth are the party spots
the way he takes it both ways, Jay a tulane street that could host a Mardi Gras
battlin me ain't great for ya health, our records the same but i'm flame 'n you melt
so yeah, this a match of double 0's.. but i'm the lethal agent makin you stealth

vs

quit perpin’ b… we both know ya rhymes aint earthin me
it’s ironic u can’t snatch a win tho. when that verb descirbes u perfectly
I’m twice as nice…ruthless. so it’s crazy thinking meters is scary b
facts are facts, ‘n the truth is it’d take TWO METERS TO BURY ME<--good flip that's also a nameplay, nice.
‘n you gotta be embarrassed after meta’s verse, fa’real son
he keyed a no show… you showed up… ‘n he STILL WON
it’s not at all likely, u’ll win with ur deaded wit you call hyphy
I can’t say you amount to nothing tho... ya head’ll fit my wall nicely
‘n why you talking about guns ‘n drugs like u getting paper
when the only corner u’re posted on s’ur familys refrigerator

Man, I would've loved to have been able to break this battle down more, but I've gotta work again tomorrow, and I just got back from helping my cousin move. Anyway, both had an equal amount of haymakers, but overall...I think Jay had the more solid/consistent verse. Was a very close battle, but I feel confident I'm choosin the definite winner. Way to step it up Jay...I don't think any of us were expecting you to shake the rust off that quick.

Vote~Jay Walker

[Vaskez]

Jay wins 4-0 but meters only voted twice so after vote deductions jay gets the KO

+4
Meters -1