Contendors: Vaskez(7) v Bartender(7) HARDCORE bat.

[Vaskez]

Make sure you've read the rules as they will be enforced.

Checkin due Wed 23.59 EST (late/no checkin = -2 votes)
Verses due Fri 23.59 EST (lateness = -2 votes even if your opponent agrees the extension)

this is a:

Hard core battle: anything goes, except of course biting. Recycle, get your buddies to write lines for you, post what you want up to 60 lines. Of course, recycling is risky as some voters might've seen your lines and not feel them as much any more. Voting on this battle counts as 2 votes to each voter (if verses are more than 30 lines each). Must post who contributed which lines to your verse (to avoid biting accusations in the case of recycling by one of them).

Voters vote as: whole verse posted by one person (even if it has multiple contributors) vs. whole verse posted by the other person. Also, if anyone else contributes lines they cant count their own lines as quotables so must vote as if their contributed lines didnt exist


Must vote on FIVE battles (we will check that they are proper votes: -2 votes per missing vote)

Voters: if this battle is season 9 classic worthy, nominate it in the correct thread in the office. Also keep an eye out for dope punches for the highlight reel, thanks.

all other rules linked above

[Chrit.]

16.

[Vaskez]

aight changed rules to hard core battle, should be fun

everyone remember, if we go over 30 this is worth 2 votes if you vote on it

if Qualm, Born or anyone chrit gets to contribute, vote on this, remember to discount your own lines

[Vaskez]

name above each section is the writer of that section

Buddhist faggot, I am fat... but no matter what you say duke...
The fact is, your religion has a fuckin statue of me you pray to!

Vaskez:
Buddha? I've hearda being scared to get hit, but you're major wack in this
WHAT KINDA bitch throws a punch then starts claimim he's a famous pacifist?
everyone wishes for clean n dope battles, so we believe that this geek
CAN actually answer prayers... just by leavin the league
n future disses might depend on what name this whore'll be keepin
but if Bartender, s'cos all chickens are before they get eaten
ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with
but mag's sayin I'm no competition like none are tighter than him
s'true...
this's a one-horse race, cos it's only chrit that needs a rider to win
now u aint likely to sin, I see ya embracin rules nice n quickly
this must be heaven for you, can finally use other dudes lines legitly
girls dont like ya, aint mackin so quit tellin pitiful lies chief
Chrit's been wack n single longer than Q's syllable rhyme scheme
women like big dicks so let's clear it up if there's some muddle
if it's small they're frigid n criticize...
...that'll have 'em sayin "let's just cuddle"
yet you still try to maintain standards in ya pending relations
so ya reject a fat bitch, like Feebs blocking your legends self-nominations
I cause deadly altercations, so dude, how ya plan to ever be a winner
ya chances are slim, to the point you're gettin jealous of their figure
n I'm sicker, this battle's bounda be bloody with some hard gore
so only somethin horrible can come out of it, like Chrit's front door

Qualm:
its hardcore so as usual chrit's recyclin wack shit in hopes it'll hurt face
but u coming out as #1 just means there's more lines we didn't like in the first place
your style's small time & your concepts are uncreative n soft bro
if you think you can make ya methadone, it's likely you've been takin it also
chrit thinks I wont kill his fam but seriously, why would I lie pal
i've been in ya mother's trunk enough to screw ya family tree inside out

must be ready to cry now, see..

Born to Kill:
I’ll knock it, your life, so Cheers, ya daily routine made you a star
Cuz Chrit, the Norm for you, is being the fattest alcoholic in the bar.
Shirts are supposed to make ya look cool, you modeling them is murder...
I mean...who’d buy a shirt from you, when it looks like ya selling burgers?
And what happened to MMA? I guess that plan got knocked back...
Ya went from wanting to hold title belts...to just holding Fedor’s jockstrap.


Vaskez:
I admire quick reactions even tho I'm wreckin clowns like this lame head
chrit can think on his feet, but by time he hits the ground he'll be brain dead
so quit the martial arts chat...my attacks'll OD ya on part fear part hurt
have ya go from flexing in mma gear to just crying in ya m-ma's skirt
lol@ coppin Bar's shirts...you lame you shoulda stayed a writer
your design blows, peeps got more chance of buyin claims u aint a biter
I aint a liar, but in terms of honour, this kid is hella shallow
chrit's been a shady character, since families could picnic in his belly's shadow
lotta kids run mouths but dont deliver, I'm smashin ya when we're fighting
cos chrit talks alotta trash, but he at least matches it with his writing
and least u train sober, ya aint a druggie, just shook now son
but you MUST be High if you think you ain't looked down on
still your lines got some attack, see you tryina display agression
your verse looks like an MMA fight, where you submitted after 38 seconds
your punches are lame weapons, see the rest of us strive to be great
we're burying played n weak digs, while chrit still provides them in spades
lucky ya gettin back to audio then, n your intention is some wreckin
cos being wack is a crime, and police'll need some evidence on record...


OHHHH!

that's 52. And remember, if you no show that'd be your 3rd time ho-showing me lol and you'd be booted for I dunno how long but a good long time cos you'll be lowest priority back in

[Chrit.]

how the fuck you gonna talk...what's wrong with this ni.gga?
fuck a punch for a minute....really...what's wrong with you nig.gga?

The answer to the question: Vas has really gotta be wack
To join a league, write a verse and still not find a way to beat that

But f'realz....
Why the fuck would you even accept this?

Blue Bayou
Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men
Came for a shot at the title, but I ended up killin ya steez
Talk about backfires.. u even got Taj from Van Wilder feelin at ease !

Fracture
..RB’s got some dope heads but ur the trash of the team,..
Ur like Terrence Howard in Pride, watchin erybody else make a splash on the scene
We see you got attitude, pissed cause nobody will cheer you
U got ur panties in such a bunch,.. a lingerie store musta been liquidating near you
Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.
Vaskez is going to feel so depressed afta these nasty lines,
He’s gonna be down in the dumps.., while I sit above him reading the classifieds

$pitacular
hit the damn floor... Your skills ain't even close... stupid you can't whore...
n' your record's destroying everything a V is supposed to stand for
you the mod, but.. I gotta admit the wack shit you kick's makin me think
cuz homie how the fuck can someone with all the power be consistantly weak
try as you might, bitch you're like the unpopular kid nobody talks to
n' we don't need 'voting credit' games to play.. dog we already got you
you're not hot it's true. But runnin LLL? been Immaculate on the job
you've figured out the best system, to keep $pitacular on the top
I mangle up your body... there's no recovery when killin you man
you'd need so much detangling.. pantene won't be able to fill the demand



Lonely faggot never gets slit, so I gotta expose this wack bitch
Cause its easy to pull V' card, since he's the only one here that has his
Keeping blood pressure runnin high, Vas is careful when fighting..
Cause its scary how vasopressin the whole league's standard of writing
And I'm thinkin you like men since there's no way you fuck bitches...
...when I'm watchin her do Dallas... u'd rather see Debbie do dishes
and I mean it when I say, everything you do just stays the same
Shitty wording, a blah set up followed by a played cliche
Chronic punches, you a lightweight when I'm hittn n' boxin
So it's no surprise, everytime you breathe they leave you lifted on contact
I'm known for spittin the truth, that's why you'll leave wit' a loss
Since ur known for bein confused n on edge.. until I start tippin you off
Such a glutton for violence, I'll leave this homo with more scars
and force your knees to be knockin more than a Jehova with no arms
Vas wants not part of this, even my staredown will scare this peasant
and give him a second to prepare... nah, f'real... just prepare for second
Watch when I hit ya, leaving you scarred as a beat quitter
And in a mindstate of Nirvana......s departed lead singer
Ya shook dude, we know it, I heard what ya girls says...
About you gettin a hit single... and not findin the way to first base
Fuckin Euro bitch, no way ur supposed to win this
When I'll turn this talking head, into broken english
Ya built like Conan yo... and thats real, no lyin..
Sex life thats funny as fuck... and always endin in O' Brian
Dont even think ur girl is loyal, truth is she's got veteran lies
I got her like a bottle of ketchup the way I tap her bottom n get whats inside
And I KNOW you asked $pit to write... but rejection is hurtin this text geek
But f'realz,
Why waste lines he'll use in the champ match next week?

My condolences.

[-Coop-]

Yeah I hid the vote.
If you plan on voting on this, don't click on it until after you vote, unless you're a bitch that's unsure of himself

Reading other's votes before you vote subconsciously sways you.

Hidden Content:

I'll separate the lines into good, bad, and in-between, critique the bad ones, then pick quotables from the good section.

VASKEZ & CO.

----------GOOD------------
everyone wishes for clean n dope battles, so we believe that this geek
CAN actually answer prayers... just by leavin the league
ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with
but mag's sayin I'm no competition like none are tighter than him
s'true...
this's a one-horse race, cos it's only chrit that needs a rider to win
girls dont like ya, aint mackin so quit tellin pitiful lies chief
Chrit's been wack n single longer than Q's syllable rhyme scheme
lol@ coppin Bar's shirts...you lame you shoulda stayed a writer
your design blows, peeps got more chance of buyin claims u aint a biter
I aint a liar, but in terms of honour, this kid is hella shallow
chrit's been a shady character, since families could picnic in his belly's shadow
lotta kids run mouths but dont deliver, I'm smashin ya when we're fighting
cos chrit talks alotta trash, but he at least matches it with his writing
and least u train sober, ya aint a druggie, just shook now son
but you MUST be High if you think you ain't looked down on

---------------------------


-------IN-BETWEEN--------
Buddha? I've hearda being scared to get hit, but you're major wack in this
WHAT KINDA bitch throws a punch then starts claimim he's a famous pacifist?
now u aint likely to sin, I see ya embracin rules nice n quickly
this must be heaven for you, can finally use other dudes lines legitly
women like big dicks so let's clear it up if there's some muddle
if it's small they're frigid n criticize...
...that'll have 'em sayin "let's just cuddle"
yet you still try to maintain standards in ya pending relations
so ya reject a fat bitch, like Feebs blocking your legends self-nominations
I cause deadly altercations, so dude, how ya plan to ever be a winner
ya chances are slim, to the point you're gettin jealous of their figure
n I'm sicker, this battle's bounda be bloody with some hard gore
so only somethin horrible can come out of it, like Chrit's front door
its hardcore so as usual chrit's recyclin wack shit in hopes it'll hurt face
but u coming out as #1 just means there's more lines we didn't like in the first place
your style's small time & your concepts are uncreative n soft bro
if you think you can make ya methadone, it's likely you've been takin it also
And what happened to MMA? I guess that plan got knocked back...
Ya went from wanting to hold title belts...to just holding Fedor’s jockstrap.
I admire quick reactions even tho I'm wreckin clowns like this lame head
chrit can think on his feet, but by time he hits the ground he'll be brain dead
so quit the martial arts chat...my attacks'll OD ya on part fear part hurt
have ya go from flexing in mma gear to just crying in ya m-ma's skirt
still your lines got some attack, see you tryina display agression
your verse looks like an MMA fight, where you submitted after 38 seconds
your punches are lame weapons, see the rest of us strive to be great
we're burying played n weak digs, while chrit still provides them in spades
lucky ya gettin back to audio then, n your intention is some wreckin
cos being wack is a crime, and police'll need some evidence on record...

----------------------------


-----------BAD------------
n future disses might depend on what name this whore'll be keepin
but if Bartender, s'cos all chickens are before they get eaten
Too simple imo
chrit thinks I wont kill his fam but seriously, why would I lie pal
i've been in ya mother's trunk enough to screw ya family tree inside out
ehhh... just wasn't feelin it,
I’ll knock it, your life, so Cheers, ya daily routine made you a star
Cuz Chrit, the Norm for you, is being the fattest alcoholic in the bar.
Wasn't witty. Unless Norm is somehow relevant. Still, too plain.
Shirts are supposed to make ya look cool, you modeling them is murder...
I mean...who’d buy a shirt from you, when it looks like ya selling burgers?
Ehhh.. people buying his shirts n what he looks like aren't related lol
---------------------------



BARTENDER & CO.

----------GOOD------------
Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men
Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.
you the mod, but.. I gotta admit the wack shit you kick's makin me think
cuz homie how the fuck can someone with all the power be consistantly weak
try as you might, bitch you're like the unpopular kid nobody talks to
n' we don't need 'voting credit' games to play.. dog we already got you
Lonely faggot never gets slit, so I gotta expose this wack bitch
Cause its easy to pull V' card, since he's the only one here that has his
Dont even think ur girl is loyal, truth is she's got veteran lies
I got her like a bottle of ketchup the way I tap her bottom n get whats inside

----------------------------

--------IN-BETWEEN--------
The answer to the question: Vas has really gotta be wack
To join a league, write a verse and still not find a way to beat that
..RB’s got some dope heads but ur the trash of the team,..
Ur like Terrence Howard in Pride, watchin erybody else make a splash on the scene
We see you got attitude, pissed cause nobody will cheer you
U got ur panties in such a bunch,.. a lingerie store musta been liquidating near you
Vaskez is going to feel so depressed afta these nasty lines,
He’s gonna be down in the dumps.., while I sit above him reading the classifieds
hit the damn floor... Your skills ain't even close... stupid you can't whore...
n' your record's destroying everything a V is supposed to stand for
I mangle up your body... there's no recovery when killin you man
you'd need so much detangling.. pantene won't be able to fill the demand
Chronic punches, you a lightweight when I'm hittn n' boxin
So it's no surprise, everytime you breathe they leave you lifted on contact
I'm known for spittin the truth, that's why you'll leave wit' a loss
Since ur known for bein confused n on edge.. until I start tippin you off
Such a glutton for violence, I'll leave this homo with more scars
and force your knees to be knockin more than a Jehova with no arms
Vas wants not part of this, even my staredown will scare this peasant
and give him a second to prepare... nah, f'real... just prepare for second
And I KNOW you asked $pit to write... but rejection is hurtin this text geek
But f'realz,
Why waste lines he'll use in the champ match next week?

----------------------------

-----------BAD------------
Came for a shot at the title, but I ended up killin ya steez
Talk about backfires.. u even got Taj from Van Wilder feelin at ease !
Only b/c I don't get the reference
you're not hot it's true. But runnin LLL? been Immaculate on the job
you've figured out the best system, to keep $pitacular on the top
It's pretty much self-glory, and this aint even your battle lol
Keeping blood pressure runnin high, Vas is careful when fighting..
Cause its scary how vasopressin the whole league's standard of writing
Idk wtf vasopressin means, and if it's simply a typo, and you meant to put vas opressin... then it's still bad
And I'm thinkin you like men since there's no way you fuck bitches...
...when I'm watchin her do Dallas... u'd rather see Debbie do dishes
?
and I mean it when I say, everything you do just stays the same
Shitty wording, a blah set up followed by a played cliche
This is just lazy lol
Watch when I hit ya, leaving you scarred as a beat quitter
And in a mindstate of Nirvana......s departed lead singer
You know you're reachin for ideas when you stretch out a word like this
Ya shook dude, we know it, I heard what ya girls says...
About you gettin a hit single... and not findin the way to first base
Really, a first base joke?
Fuckin Euro bitch, no way ur supposed to win this
When I'll turn this talking head, into broken english
Filler/Laziness/Fresh out of ideas
Ya built like Conan yo... and thats real, no lyin..
Sex life thats funny as fuck... and always endin in O' Brian
Ehh... wording coulda been a lot better
---------------------------


Keep in mind, not all lines in the 'in-between' category are viewed as the same... Some were almost good, and some were close to bad.

Alright... after all that was done, I noticed one thing.... that was some of the best shit I've seen from Vaskez. Honestly it was basically all him. Nearly all of Qualm's and Born's lines, no offense, I just wasn't feelin. Barbie shit was excellent lol.

As far as Chrit's side goes, it was completely the opposite lol. His 'allies' basically had the nicest lines, and his were overshadowed. Spit's shit was crisp, blue's Pinocchio line was clever as fuck and well-worded, and Frac was decent. Chrit had the V Card, which even still is slightly played, and... that's about it. Maybe the ketchup line.

If this was strictly Vaskez's lines vs. Chrit's, it would be Vaskez hands down, but.... it's not.

---Best Lines---
ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with
but mag's sayin I'm no competition like none are tighter than him
s'true...
this's a one-horse race, cos it's only chrit that needs a rider to win
lol@ coppin Bar's shirts...you lame you shoulda stayed a writer
your design blows, peeps got more chance of buyin claims u aint a biter

VS

Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men
Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.
you the mod, but.. I gotta admit the wack shit you kick's makin me think
cuz homie how the fuck can someone with all the power be consistantly weak
---------------


Shit, lookin back at it, I'd have to say Chrit's side has a slight edge in the lines of the battle. (Which is a shame cuz none of em are his lmao, no hard feelings dude) but overall consistency in the verse and the better feeling came from vaskez's side. Gotta go with that. Overall it was entertaining battle tho.

--------------------
VOTE: VASKEZ & CO
--------------------

[Horud Skys]

Blue Bayou
Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men

Fracture
..RB’s got some dope heads but ur the trash of the team,..
Ur like Terrence Howard in Pride, watchin erybody else make a splash on the scene
Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.

$pitacular
hit the damn floor... Your skills ain't even close... stupid you can't whore...
n' your record's destroying everything a V is supposed to stand for
you the mod, but.. I gotta admit the wack shit you kick's makin me think
cuz homie how the fuck can someone with all the power be consistantly weak
you're not hot it's true. But runnin LLL? been Immaculate on the job
you've figured out the best system, to keep $pitacular on the top



Keeping blood pressure runnin high, Vas is careful when fighting..
Cause its scary how vasopressin the whole league's standard of writing
I'm known for spittin the truth, that's why you'll leave wit' a loss
Since ur known for bein confused n on edge.. until I start tippin you off
Vas wants not part of this, even my staredown will scare this peasant
and give him a second to prepare... nah, f'real... just prepare for second
Watch when I hit ya, leaving you scarred as a beat quitter
And in a mindstate of Nirvana......s departed lead singer
Ya shook dude, we know it, I heard what ya girls says...
About you gettin a hit single... and not findin the way to first base
Dont even think ur girl is loyal, truth is she's got veteran lies
I got her like a bottle of ketchup the way I tap her bottom n get whats inside

Vaskez:
everyone wishes for clean n dope battles, so we believe that this geek
CAN actually answer prayers... just by leavin the league
but mag's sayin I'm no competition like none are tighter than him
s'true...
this's a one-horse race, cos it's only chrit that needs a rider to win
now u aint likely to sin, I see ya embracin rules nice n quickly
this must be heaven for you, can finally use other dudes lines legitly
yet you still try to maintain standards in ya pending relations
so ya reject a fat bitch, like Feebs blocking your legends self-nominations
I cause deadly altercations, so dude, how ya plan to ever be a winner
ya chances are slim, to the point you're gettin jealous of their figure

Qualm:
your style's small time & your concepts are uncreative n soft bro
if you think you can make ya methadone, it's likely you've been takin it also


Born to Kill:
And what happened to MMA? I guess that plan got knocked back...
Ya went from wanting to hold title belts...to just holding Fedor’s jockstrap.


Vaskez:
I admire quick reactions even tho I'm wreckin clowns like this lame head
chrit can think on his feet, but by time he hits the ground he'll be brain dead
lotta kids run mouths but dont deliver, I'm smashin ya when we're fighting
cos chrit talks alotta trash, but he at least matches it with his writing
lucky ya gettin back to audio then, n your intention is some wreckin
cos being wack is a crime, and police'll need some evidence on record...

Ight.. so i got Chrit with 12 lines i really liked n Vaskez with 10.. There were a few misses which is expected when going as many lines as you guys did.. I think Vas would've had but I wasnt to fond of BTKs verse or Qualm for that matter.. I def seen better from both. N Chrit u lost alot of points seeing that u recycled all of Fracs verse n I wonder if u even got him to do that or you just went on BW.. but none the less the Spit came strong for u Frac came good.. n u Came good too enough to barely win

[$pitacular]

Borns Norm punch was sick as fuck... so was fracs shotgun punch

[Rant]

n future disses might depend on what name this whore'll be keepin
but if Bartender, s'cos all chickens are before they get eaten
ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with
cool, bayou did a better version in 1-2 though
but mag's sayin I'm no competition like none are tighter than him
s'true...
this's a one-horse race, cos it's only chrit that needs a rider to win
this was dope
girls dont like ya, aint mackin so quit tellin pitiful lies chief
Chrit's been wack n single longer than Q's syllable rhyme scheme
I cause deadly altercations, so dude, how ya plan to ever be a winner
ya chances are slim, to the point you're gettin jealous of their figure


Qualm:
your style's small time & your concepts are uncreative n soft bro
if you think you can make ya methadone, it's likely you've been takin it also
chrit thinks I wont kill his fam but seriously, why would I lie pal
i've been in ya mother's trunk enough to screw ya family tree inside out




Vaskez:
I admire quick reactions even tho I'm wreckin clowns like this lame head
chrit can think on his feet, but by time he hits the ground he'll be brain dead
lol@ coppin Bar's shirts...you lame you shoulda stayed a writer
your design blows, peeps got more chance of buyin claims u aint a biter
your punches are lame weapons, see the rest of us strive to be great
we're burying played n weak digs, while chrit still provides them in spades



vs

Blue
Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men

Frac
..RB’s got some dope heads but ur the trash of the team,..
Ur like Terrence Howard in Pride, watchin erybody else make a splash on the scene


$pitacular
you the mod, but.. I gotta admit the wack shit you kick's makin me think
cuz homie how the fuck can someone with all the power be consistantly weak
I mangle up your body... there's no recovery when killin you man
you'd need so much detangling.. pantene won't be able to fill the demand



Lonely faggot never gets slit, so I gotta expose this wack bitch
Cause its easy to pull V' card, since he's the only one here that has his
Chronic punches, you a lightweight when I'm hittn n' boxin
So it's no surprise, everytime you breathe they leave you lifted on contact
Ya shook dude, we know it, I heard what ya girls says...
About you gettin a hit single... and not findin the way to first base
Ya built like Conan yo... and thats real, no lyin..
Sex life thats funny as fuck... and always endin in O' Brian
And I KNOW you asked $pit to write... but rejection is hurtin this text geek
But f'realz,
Why waste lines he'll use in the champ match next week?



veerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry close, idk who i actually thought won at first, but after reading again vas did have a couple more bars i liked....chrit, you had some nice ish too but im gonna have to


v/ Vaskez

[Warming]

Buddha? I've hearda being scared to get hit, but you're major wack in this
WHAT KINDA bitch throws a punch then starts claimim he's a famous pacifist?
[a bit corny to me]
everyone wishes for clean n dope battles, so we believe that this geek
CAN actually answer prayers... just by leavin the league
[this one was better]
n future disses might depend on what name this whore'll be keepin
but if Bartender, s'cos all chickens are before they get eaten
[meh/iight, setup was weak]
ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with
[good]
but mag's sayin I'm no competition like none are tighter than him
s'true...
this's a one-horse race, cos it's only chrit that needs a rider to win
[ok]
now u aint likely to sin, I see ya embracin rules nice n quickly
this must be heaven for you, can finally use other dudes lines legitly
[ha, good]
girls dont like ya, aint mackin so quit tellin pitiful lies chief
Chrit's been wack n single longer than Q's syllable rhyme scheme
[good again]
women like big dicks so let's clear it up if there's some muddle
if it's small they're frigid n criticize...
...that'll have 'em sayin "let's just cuddle"
[good attempt here, its a tough wp to execute tho, iight i guess]
yet you still try to maintain standards in ya pending relations
so ya reject a fat bitch, like Feebs blocking your legends self-nominations
[iight]
I cause deadly altercations, so dude, how ya plan to ever be a winner
ya chances are slim, to the point you're gettin jealous of their figure
[not bad]
n I'm sicker, this battle's bounda be bloody with some hard gore
so only somethin horrible can come out of it, like Chrit's front door
[iight, getting a tad too simple tho]
Qualm:
its hardcore so as usual chrit's recyclin wack shit in hopes it'll hurt face
but u coming out as #1 just means there's more lines we didn't like in the first place
[eh]
your style's small time & your concepts are uncreative n soft bro
if you think you can make ya methadone, it's likely you've been takin it also
[good]
chrit thinks I wont kill his fam but seriously, why would I lie pal
i've been in ya mother's trunk enough to screw ya family tree inside out
[aha]

must be ready to cry now, see..

Born to Kill:
I’ll knock it, your life, so Cheers, ya daily routine made you a star
Cuz Chrit, the Norm for you, is being the fattest alcoholic in the bar.
[ok]
Shirts are supposed to make ya look cool, you modeling them is murder...
I mean...who’d buy a shirt from you, when it looks like ya selling burgers?
[almost]
And what happened to MMA? I guess that plan got knocked back...
Ya went from wanting to hold title belts...to just holding Fedor’s jockstrap.
[iight]

Vaskez:
I admire quick reactions even tho I'm wreckin clowns like this lame head
chrit can think on his feet, but by time he hits the ground he'll be brain dead
[liked it]
so quit the martial arts chat...my attacks'll OD ya on part fear part hurt
have ya go from flexing in mma gear to just crying in ya m-ma's skirt
[meh/iight]
lol@ coppin Bar's shirts...you lame you shoulda stayed a writer
your design blows, peeps got more chance of buyin claims u aint a biter
[iight]
I aint a liar, but in terms of honour, this kid is hella shallow
chrit's been a shady character, since families could picnic in his belly's shadow
[ha, clever]
lotta kids run mouths but dont deliver, I'm smashin ya when we're fighting
cos chrit talks alotta trash, but he at least matches it with his writing
[not bad for a talking trash flip]
and least u train sober, ya aint a druggie, just shook now son
but you MUST be High if you think you ain't looked down on
[cool]
still your lines got some attack, see you tryina display agression
your verse looks like an MMA fight, where you submitted after 38 seconds
[iight]
your punches are lame weapons, see the rest of us strive to be great
we're burying played n weak digs, while chrit still provides them in spades
[meh.. didn't like it for some reason]
lucky ya gettin back to audio then, n your intention is some wreckin
cos being wack is a crime, and police'll need some evidence on record...
[naa.. came off corny]

vs

The answer to the question: Vas has really gotta be wack
To join a league, write a verse and still not find a way to beat that
[on point in some ways]
Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men
[good]
Came for a shot at the title, but I ended up killin ya steez
Talk about backfires.. u even got Taj from Van Wilder feelin at ease !
[haven't seen it, ill assume its iight]
..RB’s got some dope heads but ur the trash of the team,..
Ur like Terrence Howard in Pride, watchin erybody else make a splash on the scene
[good]
We see you got attitude, pissed cause nobody will cheer you
U got ur panties in such a bunch,.. a lingerie store musta been liquidating near you
[ha]
Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.
[ouch, ha]
Vaskez is going to feel so depressed afta these nasty lines,
He’s gonna be down in the dumps.., while I sit above him reading the classifieds
[iight]

$pitacular
hit the damn floor... Your skills ain't even close... stupid you can't whore...
n' your record's destroying everything a V is supposed to stand for
[iight]
you the mod, but.. I gotta admit the wack shit you kick's makin me think
cuz homie how the fuck can someone with all the power be consistantly weak
[ok]
try as you might, bitch you're like the unpopular kid nobody talks to
n' we don't need 'voting credit' games to play.. dog we already got you
[iight]
you're not hot it's true. But runnin LLL? been Immaculate on the job
you've figured out the best system, to keep $pitacular on the top
[..not really insulting him much]
I mangle up your body... there's no recovery when killin you man
you'd need so much detangling.. pantene won't be able to fill the demand
[had to look up pantene.. not really digging it]
Lonely faggot never gets slit, so I gotta expose this wack bitch
Cause its easy to pull V' card, since he's the only one here that has his
[iight, played on him but still]
Keeping blood pressure runnin high, Vas is careful when fighting..
Cause its scary how vasopressin the whole league's standard of writing
[meh]
And I'm thinkin you like men since there's no way you fuck bitches...
...when I'm watchin her do Dallas... u'd rather see Debbie do dishes
[iight maybe]
and I mean it when I say, everything you do just stays the same
Shitty wording, a blah set up followed by a played cliche
[iight]
Chronic punches, you a lightweight when I'm hittn n' boxin
So it's no surprise, everytime you breathe they leave you lifted on contact
[iight]
I'm known for spittin the truth, that's why you'll leave wit' a loss
Since ur known for bein confused n on edge.. until I start tippin you off
[good]
Such a glutton for violence, I'll leave this homo with more scars
and force your knees to be knockin more than a Jehova with no arms
[pretty good]
Vas wants not part of this, even my staredown will scare this peasant
and give him a second to prepare... nah, f'real... just prepare for second
[meh/iight]
Watch when I hit ya, leaving you scarred as a beat quitter
And in a mindstate of Nirvana......s departed lead singer
[iight]
Ya shook dude, we know it, I heard what ya girls says...
About you gettin a hit single... and not findin the way to first base
[iight]
Fuckin Euro bitch, no way ur supposed to win this
When I'll turn this talking head, into broken english
[played, iight]
Ya built like Conan yo... and thats real, no lyin..
Sex life thats funny as fuck... and always endin in O' Brian
[eh]
Dont even think ur girl is loyal, truth is she's got veteran lies
I got her like a bottle of ketchup the way I tap her bottom n get whats inside
[iight]
And I KNOW you asked $pit to write... but rejection is hurtin this text geek
But f'realz,
Why waste lines he'll use in the champ match next week?
[not insulting vas much]

damn

pretty good battle here folks, i have vas edging this out in quotables 9-7

v/ vas

[FUNΞRΔL PR∅]

Buddha? I've hearda being scared to get hit, but you're major wack in this
WHAT KINDA bitch throws a punch then starts claimim he's a famous pacifist?
^I actually liked this...
n future disses might depend on what name this whore'll be keepin
but if Bartender, s'cos all chickens are before they get eaten
ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with
but mag's sayin I'm no competition like none are tighter than him
s'true...
this's a one-horse race, cos it's only chrit that needs a rider to win
now u aint likely to sin, I see ya embracin rules nice n quickly
this must be heaven for you, can finally use other dudes lines legitly
^Bwah,ha,haaa
girls dont like ya, aint mackin so quit tellin pitiful lies chief
Chrit's been wack n single longer than Q's syllable rhyme scheme
I cause deadly altercations, so dude, how ya plan to ever be a winner
ya chances are slim, to the point you're gettin jealous of their figure
n I'm sicker, this battle's bounda be bloody with some hard gore
so only somethin horrible can come out of it, like Chrit's front door
^Hee,hee[/mic jackson]

Qualm:
its hardcore so as usual chrit's recyclin wack shit in hopes it'll hurt face
but u coming out as #1 just means there's more lines we didn't like in the first place
your style's small time & your concepts are uncreative n soft bro
if you think you can make ya methadone, it's likely you've been takin it also
^wooo,method own.. nice.. went well
chrit thinks I wont kill his fam but seriously, why would I lie pal
i've been in ya mother's trunk enough to screw ya family tree inside out
^I luv this line



Born to Kill:
I’ll knock it, your life, so Cheers, ya daily routine made you a star
Cuz Chrit, the Norm for you, is being the fattest alcoholic in the bar.
^Great opener,Cheers an Norm,yay.. i use to watch that show..
And what happened to MMA? I guess that plan got knocked back...
Ya went from wanting to hold title belts...to just holding Fedor’s jockstrap.
^Lol.


Vaskez:


lol@ coppin Bar's shirts...you lame you shoulda stayed a writer
your design blows, peeps got more chance of buyin claims u aint a biter
I aint a liar, but in terms of honour, this kid is hella shallow
chrit's been a shady character, since families could picnic in his belly's shadow
^Lmao.
lotta kids run mouths but dont deliver, I'm smashin ya when we're fighting
cos chrit talks alotta trash, but he at least matches it with his writing
^ha,HA!
and least u train sober, ya aint a druggie, just shook now son
but you MUST be High if you think you ain't looked down on
lucky ya gettin back to audio then, n your intention is some wreckin
cos being wack is a crime, and police'll need some evidence on record...
^Damn good closer Vas.. POW!!!

vs.

But f'realz....
Why the fuck would you even accept this?

Blue Bayou
Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men
^Dope opener.


Fracture
..RB’s got some dope heads but ur the trash of the team,..
Ur like Terrence Howard in Pride, watchin erybody else make a splash on the scene
^just seen that movie.. lol..
We see you got attitude, pissed cause nobody will cheer you
U got ur panties in such a bunch,.. a lingerie store musta been liquidating near you


$pitacular

you the mod, but.. I gotta admit the wack shit you kick's makin me think
cuz homie how the fuck can someone with all the power be consistantly weak
try as you might, bitch you're like the unpopular kid nobody talks to
n' we don't need 'voting credit' games to play.. dog we already got you
I mangle up your body... there's no recovery when killin you man
you'd need so much detangling.. pantene won't be able to fill the demand
^Lmao


Keeping blood pressure runnin high, Vas is careful when fighting..
Cause its scary how vasopressin the whole league's standard of writing
I'm known for spittin the truth, that's why you'll leave wit' a loss
Since ur known for bein confused n on edge.. until I start tippin you off
Such a glutton for violence, I'll leave this homo with more scars
and force your knees to be knockin more than a Jehova with no arms
^damn that was crucial
Vas wants not part of this, even my staredown will scare this peasant
and give him a second to prepare... nah, f'real... just prepare for second
^I like this..
Ya shook dude, we know it, I heard what ya girls says...
About you gettin a hit single... and not findin the way to first base
^Lol.
Ya built like Conan yo... and thats real, no lyin..
Sex life thats funny as fuck... and always endin in O' Brian
^ha,ha..
Dont even think ur girl is loyal, truth is she's got veteran lies
I got her like a bottle of ketchup the way I tap her bottom n get whats inside
And I KNOW you asked $pit to write... but rejection is hurtin this text geek
But f'realz,
Why waste lines he'll use in the champ match next week?
^woooo!

overall/-dope ass battle.. i cant vote.. but this shit was well worth the read..
best battle thus far.. maybe the only battle that both posted on,lol.. props to both...i got vas winning this tho.. great job...36(vas)-28(chrit)

v/-Vaskez(if i could vote.)

[Jay Walker]

Buddha? I've hearda being scared to get hit, but you're major wack in this
WHAT KINDA bitch throws a punch then starts claimim he's a famous pacifist?
ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up wit

those were both cool. first one was a nice witty personal, and the second one made me laugh.

but mag's sayin I'm no competition like none are tighter than him
s'true...
this's a one-horse race, cos it's only chrit that needs a rider to win

this idea is tight, but something seems off on it. it's decent.

yet you still try to maintain standards in ya pending relations
so ya reject a fat bitch, like Feebs blocking your legends self-nominations

decent personal... coulda had a better set up.

I cause deadly altercations, so dude, how ya plan to ever be a winner
ya chances are slim, to the point you're gettin jealous of their figure

lol

n I'm sicker, this battle's bounda be bloody with some hard gore
so only somethin horrible can come out of it, like Chrit's front door

this is INCREDIBLY played.

I’ll knock it, your life, so Cheers, ya daily routine made you a star
Cuz Chrit, the Norm for you, is being the fattest alcoholic in the bar.

hahaha, that shit is funny man. i watched that shit all the time.


lotta kids run mouths but dont deliver, I'm smashin ya when we're fighting
cos chrit talks alotta trash, but he at least matches it with his writing

this was nice. seems kinda played, but i still liked it.


i couldn't help but think as i was reading this, damn, when is he gonna chill with the biter and fat punches. way to many. a decent verse. not enough dope lines though to have gone nearly 60. a lot of mediocre lines, few dopies.








vs











Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men

this is pretty corny. decent wit, but a little to corny for my taste.


..RB’s got some dope heads but ur the trash of the team,..
Ur like Terrence Howard in Pride, watchin erybody else make a splash on the scene

on the fence with this.

We see you got attitude, pissed cause nobody will cheer you
U got ur panties in such a bunch,.. a lingerie store musta been liquidating near you
Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.

ROFL.

I mangle up your body... there's no recovery when killin you man
you'd need so much detangling.. pantene won't be able to fill the demand


Lonely faggot never gets slit, so I gotta expose this wack bitch
Cause its easy to pull V' card, since he's the only one here that has his

rofl... this is nice.

Keeping blood pressure runnin high, Vas is careful when fighting..
Cause its scary how vasopressin the whole league's standard of writing


Vas wants not part of this, even my staredown will scare this peasant
and give him a second to prepare... nah, f'real... just prepare for second

this shit is played. the whole, say one thing, then flip the wording around... played because of the lack of originality.

Watch when I hit ya, leaving you scarred as a beat quitter
And in a mindstate of Nirvana......s departed lead singer

yea... some people i'm sure will feel that, but the whole say something then "..." finish it don't really make my woodie hard.


Dont even think ur girl is loyal, truth is she's got veteran lies
I got her like a bottle of ketchup the way I tap her bottom n get whats inside

this is a flip off someone. i can't recall who, but someone had a line almost identical to this, only it was 'tap her on the side'



i dunno man, maybe i should re read these verses later, because this seemed really lackluster to me. to many straight forward lines, to much played shit, and not enough haymakers. truthfully, there wasn't one punch that made me be like, hoooooly shit! did he really just go there? sorry guys.

as it stands, i've also got vaskez winning.

[Qualm]

Vaskez:

n future disses might depend on what name this whore'll be keepin
but if Bartender, s'cos all chickens are before they get eaten
ya gettin more than a beating, we KNOW you're just bitch so fess up kid
only ones thinkin Bar be the best are the lil girls he plays dress up with
lol
girls dont like ya, aint mackin so quit tellin pitiful lies chief
Chrit's been wack n single longer than Q's syllable rhyme scheme
women like big dicks so let's clear it up if there's some muddle
if it's small they're frigid n criticize...
...that'll have 'em sayin "let's just cuddle"
rofl wording seems a little forced but that's hilarious
I cause deadly altercations, so dude, how ya plan to ever be a winner
ya chances are slim, to the point you're gettin jealous of their figure

BTK:

I’ll knock it, your life, so Cheers, ya daily routine made you a star
Cuz Chrit, the Norm for you, is being the fattest alcoholic in the bar.

Vaskez:
I admire quick reactions even tho I'm wreckin clowns like this lame head
chrit can think on his feet, but by time he hits the ground he'll be brain dead
lucky ya gettin back to audio then, n your intention is some wreckin
cos being wack is a crime, and police'll need some evidence on record...


vs

Blue Bayou:

Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men

Fracture:

Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.


Spit:

you the mod, but.. I gotta admit the wack shit you kick's makin me think
cuz homie how the fuck can someone with all the power be consistantly weak
I mangle up your body... there's no recovery when killin you man
you'd need so much detangling.. pantene won't be able to fill the demand

Chrit:


Keeping blood pressure runnin high, Vas is careful when fighting..
Cause its scary how vasopressin the whole league's standard of writing
dope^
Chronic punches, you a lightweight when I'm hittn n' boxin
So it's no surprise, everytime you breathe they leave you lifted on contact
Fuckin Euro bitch, no way ur supposed to win this
When I'll turn this talking head, into broken english
Ya built like Conan yo... and thats real, no lyin..
Sex life thats funny as fuck... and always endin in O' Brian


Ok so I had Vas with 14 vs Chrit's 8. IMO he just came with a lot of solid and funny stuff, he didn't do aswell in the second part of his verse but he had that closer which I thought was pretty dope. That shotgun line from Frac and the bar I quoted from Chrit's team was the best from that side overall. I dunno, chrit seemed to lack the same agressive wit this week. Although I was feeling the Vasopressin' line. That was mad creative. Apart from that and a couple others there wasn't much that I was feeling. Vas like I said the closer and the chicken lines was pretty dope and the rest was just laughs like the cuddle line and the barbie wp. You did seem to go for a different approach in the second part but you should of kept going like you were. It was pretty close when including everyone elses quoteables (excluding my own) but I still read it as Vas winning.


v/ Vaskez.

[Born To Kill]

Great battle, guys...

Very nice and entertaining read from both sides.

I won't quote anything from our side...cuz that'd be arrogant.

But on the other...

Blue Bayou

Fakers thinkin he’s Pinnochio, but bitch faggot drop the blunt n pen
Truth is u aint REAL boy…ya wood just grows when u lie in front of men
Real nice shit here...clever, good wording...

Fracture

Ladies always callin the front seat when they get in my whip,
But with u bitches would only mouth shotgun if it was between that or your dick.
Real mean...nice, hard punch to the face!

$pitacular

hit the damn floor... Your skills ain't even close... stupid you can't whore...
n' your record's destroying everything a V is supposed to stand for

Chrit

And I'm thinkin you like men since there's no way you fuck bitches...
...when I'm watchin her do Dallas... u'd rather see Debbie do dishes
Nice, old reference...wording a tad off, but kudos to the shit...
Such a glutton for violence, I'll leave this homo with more scars
and force your knees to be knockin more than a Jehova with no arms
Kinda silly, but the visual made me laugh...
Vas wants not part of this, even my staredown will scare this peasant
and give him a second to prepare... nah, f'real... just prepare for second
Cool-ish...
Ya shook dude, we know it, I heard what ya girls says...
About you gettin a hit single... and not findin the way to first base
Hehe...
Fuckin Euro bitch, no way ur supposed to win this
When I'll turn this talking head, into broken english
I liked...
Ya built like Conan yo... and thats real, no lyin..
Sex life thats funny as fuck... and always endin in O' Brian
Hahaha!

Good shit...

Peace

[Vaskez]

Vaskez wins 5-1 but bartender didnt vote at all so vaskez gets the KO +4

bartender -1 and signs out