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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    Quote Originally Posted by abiona View Post



    Pokemon version of it.
    But...
    He can never touch her again


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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    3, 5, 8, 9 AND 1.

    3 is kinda obvious reproduction purposes, 5 if you're water ain't pure you can die. i'm changing 8 to 7, and keeping 9, why? cuz we need shelter, 8 if we've been bombed how the fuck we gonna go and find enuff tech so he produce these fuel, they'll prolly be no cars 2. 9 so they can sex the offspring of me and the prostitute or me and the lesbo's kids hopefully they will all be female. denzel in training day would be obsolete here "you want a boy i can't miss!!!!!!!!!" 1's a obvious decision too, if we roast his nuts over a warm open fire it might motivate his sperm.
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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    9. The geologist's twin boys (due to extremely young age and small size, they count as one person)

    10. A 45 year old dance teacher from Beverly Hills who is in to the latest fashions

    5. A water purification expert who is a lesbian


    7. A construction and material engineer that was convicted of spousal abuse and released for good behavior.

    8. A disabled (wheelchair assisted) African American geologist who is good with using rocks and fossil fuels as natural resources. The geologist refuses to leave his twin 3-year old boys.
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    H.Bogart's is making the most sense.
    But...
    He can never touch her again


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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    Quote Originally Posted by abiona View Post
    Shut up you big baby.

    I'd pick you because you would entertain me. Chris because I <3 him. The pygmy marmoset because it's cute. And the blob fish.... because I can't imagine that species dying out. It would be such a loss for the future of humanity.
    Now she's trying to have sex with you guys!!!! *gives Chris a thumbs up and gives Hosea a sideways thumb because he'll only like it half as much as Chris*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon Cee View Post
    Now she's trying to have sex with you guys!!!! *gives Chris a thumbs up and gives Hosea a sideways thumb because he'll only like it half as much as Chris*
    Hosea is just there to tell me interesting stories when I get bored.
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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    Quote Originally Posted by The Spaniard View Post
    you are wrong good sir, i enjoy it more than chris. He is numb, empty and feels no joy.
    Alack and allay, Spaniard! 'Tis all fair in love and war!
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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    2. A Chicano Chief of Police who loves children and hates gays.

    5. A water purification expert who is a lesbian.

    4. An agricultural scientist who is secretly a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

    8. A disabled (wheelchair assisted) African American geologist who is good with using rocks and fossil fuels as natural resources. The geologist refuses to leave his twin 3-year old boys.

    9. The geologist's twin boys (due to extremely young age and small size, they count as one person)

    My reasoning

    It's a simple 1v1 Deathmatch and depending on who wins it will be ok!

    Chief of Police who hates Gays/Lesbians Vs Water Purification Expert who is Lesbian

    agricultural scientist who is a member of the KKK Vs Disabled African American (his kids get to help)

    I think the Lesbian would come out strong but would eventually the police man would realie that he had a gun and he just shoots her. The Disabled man would get his kids to throw him and the wheelchair at the scientest there for killing the scientist.

    Although I may have no clue how or if the human race would survive with my idea I do think I would pay the $9.99 to watch it on a commercial free PPV channel. This is also considering that I would be not be joining them and I becasue I don't give a flying fuck if we survive or not I would want some cheap entertainment to watch right before I die.

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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    3. A 21-year old prostitute who is on welfare.

    5. A water purification expert who is a lesbian.

    6. A politician who strongly opposes gay rights, women's rights, and civil rights.

    7. A construction and material engineer that was convicted of spousal abuse and released for good behavior.

    9. The geologist's twin boys (due to extremely young age and small size, they count as one person)

    picked the prostitue cus its a 85/100 chance it's a female & the politician like a 25% chance its a girl, which is better than nothing

    the survival expert isn't needed, if it's life or death ppl will be able to fend for themselves just as good if a measley 1 person isn't around
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    Re: The Bomb Shelter

    Quote Originally Posted by abiona View Post
    Hosea is just there to tell me interesting stories when I get bored.
    play this while you guys laugh and talk.

    [youtube]5eOP5gFWsmU[/youtube]
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