Freestyle Cypher

[Vincent☺☺☺]

this nigga done took the whole page up/
all we need is to build a stage up and unleash these bars from where they caged us/
in this day and age whats mine is mine and whats yours is mine/
i swore my kind was was tortured, lines slashed in the backs/
is where they purin' wine -that is a fact-i'm graspin my sack/
i need a couple skee's with double D's and fat in the back/
give me a lapdance and sit her cat in my lap/
i practice to slap niggas with a punchin' bag/
i'm workin my biceps- doin swats and crunchin abs/
tell ya mama to pack you a luncheon bag/

[2triple0]

whoa this cypher dead already ill burn yall with my third eye
im like the point after a rugby team scores a try
and I know I got fresh lyrics to pick this cyphers pace up
you like a little girl going through puberty she got an a cup
im dope and I can flip things when I need to like a coin toss
and if this was a dvd I could stop rewind anytime I need to pause
most people looking for connections cant upheave the steam
im like bird Jordan and magic you can call me the dream team
ill be like the cream on top of your cherry like a ice cream sundae
and I could give you directions but all the roads lead to a subway
gotta flip this like I finished doing my extra credit homework
you might be stainless but everyones welcome in gods church
gonna finish you quick you aint even a threat buddy
i got a cubby at school where i lock up all my dough and stash my blood money
plenty ways to finish you but id rather watch you stutter and suffer
you lost ya way and ended up in the same grave where they buried ya brother
yo im dope they going bury you in a gravesite next to ya whole family
if life wasn't so short and sweet then we wouldn't all be kids in a store full of candy

[Sammy]

candy corn contests are my fond memories of youth
halloween and jack-o-lantern knocking doors in troops
held my bag out for Mrs. Sullivan, she stood at the stoop
"what are you supposed to be?" a ghost? a bee? lovely upholstery
"No Mrs S, i'm a wutang Killah Bee, noW protect your neck or its mike meyer Halloween three!"
I flip and kick lyrics like gymnastic call me anderson silva
ufc, you finna see how i spit them coca
crack music fuck trap muzik this is rap music
i was raised on Game, Jada and Pac music

[2triple0]

okay that was above average on the rap artist level
im like natural resources way people stay close by to settle
im dope like the man in the moon one small step for man
you be like sand at the beach gonna merk u like a traffic jam
its too easy doing this rap shit and im only getting older
its like x files since im completely neurotic like agent molder
its dope as the finish line im sticking my chest out on point
just like something moist its up in the air like i tossed a coin
and im blessing this event call me a priest way i got ya baptized
and just like the sun this must be the east cause im on the rise
its funny but plants keep growing cuz they want to get closer to the sunshine
but you so stupid you didn't even realize that setup was a punchline

[Sammy]

that aint no punchline, bro, that was a love tap
just rap, man, no need to take shots i'll leave skulls crack
you and your wack rap your pen game's duller
already proved you're stupid, stupid, its pronounced agent MULDER!
get your molder fern-gully ass the fuck outta here
i'll say it twice. you suck. you SUCK - loud and clear
you aint baptizing nobody my lyrics will cease your life
if you are jon the baptist then i'm fuckin jesus christ
get your cranium cracked, lungs collapsed and chest destroyed
yea i'll call you a priest for the way you molesting boys
@2triple0

[NoRegrets]

Haters everyday trying to shade my shine /
Sipping on Hennessy, while they guzzling wine /
Bitches love it, I stay on that grind /
Plenty of money In that account, any time /
So much credit, I left Donald Trump in a bind /
The apocalypse is now, Band together, Unite /
Grips 'n Clips 'n We're proud, stay together, FIGHT! /
Forget race, and stereo-typing a stranger /
Side by side and marching toward danger! /

[NoRegrets]

Elaboration with collaboration will lead us to freedom /
The violence from un-education wont free us from-DOOM /
I was born for this lyrical shit, straight from the womb /
Step to it, and like an autistic kid you'll be CONSUMED /
Like a troll on the internet leaving you in a rage /
Fulfilling my goal by bustin nuts with ya girl while you been in the cage! /

[2triple0]

wow that was some classic hard shit yo
i had to get underneath you like someone playing limbo
yo your raps are hard and theyre definitely fantastic
but just like a Barbie doll yo you be fake as some plastic
and even if your flows are top notch
ill put a hole in you like a ripped up old pair of sox
yo i gotta portray the illest shit when im on the mic
cuz u fucking with homeboys that be completely dyke
im like a region inside of a weather pattern
im fucking ripping rings around you like the planet Saturn
so out of this world they say im natural like atmosphere
and just like Cleveland im staying remote like a cavalier
this just an easy flow that i put together to end your surmise
i be legendary like larry bird always gonna carry the franchise
i be ending this quick put you out of your misery
and crossing the English channel as if i was on a ferry
nothing much left to say life speaks for itself
and you aint stealth so i don't think u know how to jet
ill screw you over like a wrench inside my tool bag
and symbolize stars since you seeing stripes like the American flag

[NoRegrets]

Nothing but determination brings you what you want /
Yet rappers today trying to flow by changing the color of font /
It's like the medical unit of a state prison was breached /
Terrorist, Muslim and mutt, this president deserves to be impeached /
They are laying wrath on thy from the devil behind a bow-tie /
Citizens, come to realize, Stand up like Bonnie and Clyde willing to die /
Fuck this all for one and none for all gang of a Government /
Band together and become the next best People Of a Covenant /

- - - Updated - - -

Not too shabby!

'yo your raps are hard and theyre definitely fantastic
but just like a Barbie doll yo you be fake as some plastic' - Should of said

'yo your raps are hard and theyre definitely fantastic
but just like a Barbie doll yo you be some fake ass plastic' - Flows a little better!

'ill screw you over like a wrench inside my tool bag' - Makes no sense lol.. But I see the effort! :-)

Overall an average freestyle! Keep it up try using different words, Better your vocabulary and you'll be amazed at how much you'll improve!

[Sammy]

I spit the hot flow .. Lava style smooth
Dissecting intricate rhythm while y'all are halabaloo
Smoke the mean green tag teamed on some G shit
Broke the puzzle .. Leave ya niggas with the pieces
Monopoly .. Warfare like battle of Thermopylae
Flow vicious .. Oh light bulb went off in your head? It just means your shock to see me
Your rhymes McNuggets soft, on some sweet and sour shit
Revolver to your head while snap chatting your girl with the pouted lips
Banging burners and shanking women is my past time do's
Translation: I'll do your bitch and bang her on your burner dude

[2triple0]

that's sum honkey dory fucking feed back bro
but you getting picked at like a black man with an afro
its okay though you can read through my efforts
but i feel ya for checking my shit like i was a good sport
i know you don't like my rhymes and think this cypher whack
but just like usain bolt im running all over your tracks
still come in first when im at my worst best believe
im like Massasoit so theres no question whos the chief
and just like the boston massacre im killing these guys
you be a pupil just learning how to look me in the eyes
ive got tons of beef people discourage my traits
but just like im fishing yo you got hooked on my bait

[Sammy]

^^Ha That look me in the eye line was dope!


Get your name exposed Drastic like plane explosion. Fame and fortunes eludes lame and morons. Rape and scourge then take your whore son. Make it known I'm not to be played or crossed. Gun to your naval, heart, run! this a game a sport; jump men like they labeled Jordan! Case in point I aim at u Main Street broad then take ur coffin. Frankenstein rap mad cap science man slap shit out of "Emcee Can't Rap" then
steal ur deuce leave a triple 0 to ur name. Trash can ass nigga. Oscar ass nigga. Type to look for a wifey ass nigga. No remorse, waging war with no regrets. Call ur set. Valentine massacre over again
Four fifth, blam! Hole where your chin used to be, I'm cold with the slangs.

[NoRegrets]

The only oscar in this dude.. is at the grammies /
While Sammy done been stuck for years.. at his grannies /
Yet thinks he's influential in this poorly regulated cypher /
He's a sorely poor un-educated lifer /
Can't even dissect his bars, their mashed /
Triple 0 GAVE it to him, and he still crashed /
Neglecting to see that these pussies could skirmish for days /
Projecting me the pussies needed to rightly finish my days /

[Sammy]

noregret? I bet your wife regrets the day she kisses you.
couldn't take you serious if your condition was critical
son i'm ill with the sickest flow
kill you with kitchen tools then sneak into your house, nigga, and feed your bitch testicles
i'm testing you
you better come with your best. if you slack then i'll expose the gap in your ventricle
i'm framing this nigga too, then have them two prison dudes put a couple dicks in you.
i don't give a shit or two. rhyming like your name was Billy Sue.
crossing dressing muhfucka bet you pretend to have titties too
rubbing his nipples. Fool i'll spit in your mother's stew!
take a shit then mix in the beef and soup. tell your kids to eat i too. Saying "its healthy, dudes!"
this is Lonnie Lynn vs Cube, we all see the bitch in you.
your favorite color's pink and blue. The powder kind - tell me that isn't true.
with a face only jesus would love, what could your mother do?
you prolly mad she left your ass on the neighbor's stoop
with a note saying "he likes to play tickle too."
your rhymes are regrettable.
this is easy, try me if you 'wanna continue, duke.

[NoRegrets]

My reaction to this excuse of a verse /
Is if you was Magic, you couldn't execute a curse /