Freestyle Cypher

[Sammy]

At the doctors office getting my Allopurinol
Suffering gout. As a child who knew I'd fall
For excruciating pain associated with old adults
I'm Mad that this took so long.
The fat lady next to me smelling like alcohol!
Two kids playing block bridges, not knowing they might die tomorrow
Tylenol, they say, it might resolve whatever problem that's causing this gout of yours
But I knew what it was
Was told to stay away from food that can spark
the acid that forms in wrists and some joints.
Creating the sharpest pain you'll ever have to curse of experiencing
But my nurse, she's a ten. I wish she'd perk up her tits again. The purse of her lips incenses me. But too hurt to give a shit. What's worse was my shirt it stank like old medicine.

[2triple0]

okay so your both new to this so ill give u a chance
i be bumping and grinding as if this was a slow dance
i know it hurts i can spit flow for days
and if i was a donut i would definitely be glazed
you can phase me my rhymes are too enclinating
im like a cat that some dog decided to start chasing
lol things are easy when triple around to stare u down
you at the bottom of the lake and u about to drowned
im dope when it comes to rhymes i know this at utmost
im going oil u up like some tin that's got too much rust
if this was a paper it would be on the front of the New York Times
since im like jesus Christ giving the gift of sight to the blind
gonna end this now while im still ahead
cuz i bet if you gained one yard afterwards u would jet

[alphadog]

You need to breathe in some fresh air
Your best stare wouldn't recede a chest hair
I wont dig the earth for trips burial ground
Stereo sounds muffled barely astound ruffles from foliage is where he goes down
Show no horse power in circles merry go round
How far will the torque turn cracking very old clowns

[Sammy]

i like this freestyle cyphering cuz its exercise for the mind
pizza pie columbine. rhythmic kismet - deep inside heart is fine
psalms of God. Angels. Harps. Fallen kind.
flaming pits and martyr's cry. Joan of Arc carved in lime
song of time sung in scholar's shrine
its ball or die. jab step, crossover, Allen I
is a pal of mine. your gal is fine. i shall resign from this freestyle thread

[2triple0]

once again yall in love with this rhyme scheme shit
like made men you need permission to get me hit
and im dope as it comes its too easy to fulfil my life
and just like jesus im giving the gift of sight to the blind
you know I can go on forever always dropping heat
like I was from Miami and im driving in the front seat
its easy to delve into topics and make a big scene
but just like mlk and biggie said it was all a dream
easy as it comes like throwing coins in fountains for good luck
I could play hockey with a mask on still wont touch the puck
love it and I do have plenty of meaning to life
since it speaks for itself so im giving direction to rhymes
and if this was the cover of a newspaper it would be the new York times
and if you searching for skill you still aint producing shit on this site
since im like holy grail no one knows where ive been
but ill end this like kanye west spitting through the wire with phlegm

[Sammy]

through the wire with plegm. i admire this gem.
perspiring cleanse the virus within
i shine with the pen. you shine like a deer's eyes, but then....
BAMMMMM!!! flying with hens. why do you start when time and again
you know .. you'll get your ass kick against the side of a fence
fetal position. crying and shit. lying while thinking about why i did this.
I'm kind. A gentle guy with the flip. suprise you with gifts then ride on your chick lol

[2triple0]

im super duper illy fresh with the lyrics
but somehow im dumbfounded like first appearance
gonna throw some shit up online for yall to extinguish
you be like bugs on the window about to get squished
or like some fat dude in a whirlpool theres no room here
its like pollution destroying the rest of the earths atmosphere
and just like the middle ages who believed in the stars
im just off the coast on a small island called Madagascar
it was dope for those who knew their way around
but just like the middle of the lake you about to jump in and drowned
and its funny you call yourself a diety who never been crowned
fill u up with bullets and shells discover you in the lost and found
and this aint show and tell but ill still rip out your carcus
and you about as useful as some alien ship built by the martians
but aye your not useful and you constantly picked at like an appendix
im like a sun dial telling you the time its about to rock it like Hendrix

[Sammy]

Rock like Hendrix. I'm shock u can string this
Rhyme together without choppy rhythm
The clock is ticking. I'll mock your lyrics. Apart from simplistic plot, your shit stinks
It's on. Buddhist fist hard to his neck. Dog, just give in.
I'm Kant mixed with makaveli
Pac, Christopher Wallace
Nas jigga and marshall
I'm Ra, Kris and Jon doe

[2triple0]

im dope theres no question about that
wouldn't touch u with a ten foot pole or a bowl of crack
but ill still look for that crack in your game like monopoly
I got myself a dog and decided to name it molly
that has nothing to do with her breed or anything like that
and im like the SATs way I got you studying my rap
I love this I love that theres so much love to show in the game
and just like the winter im turning into snow like I was rain
ill burn you like rick james and im not talkin no Chappelle show
but I planted some seeds just to sit back and watch them grow
I got a beanstock like jack so if I was you Id watch my back
kids used to call me stacks ill be pinning you down like a thumb tack
gonna end this right where we both begin to start rhyming
and im like ray Charles and stevie wonder my flows are blinding
but I aint no bat so you wont catch me upside down sleeping in a cave
and ill have you running after me like when whites chase their runaway slaves

[Sammy]

Once upon a midnight dreary
while i palm her tits and hairy
vajayjay. did the while thing then after, i snored
while i'm off in heavy napping, suddenly there came a grabbing
jacking me off, gentle clasping, grabbing at my nuts and balls
put my dick in her. she muttered, Sammy, your breaking my chamber door
only sex and nothing more. Quote the Raven...

[2triple0]

gonna leave some feed for my homeboy
as if this was new Orleans and I had to make a point
and just like the water level you be underground
and ill be drinking this as if it was a Guinness stout
and im making records and flipping the decks
you get screwed so much people think you a wrench
only time you on the corner to catch the bus
and just like tin im gonna oil you up since u starting to rust
I be filling articles up in my newspaper column
triple is distinct with rhymes you just banging some drums
gonna finish this as strong as I started by ripping out your carcus
you be like a farmer already to start having a harvest

[Sammy]

start having a harvest? shards gashing your heart. chest collaping and short breath. I'm savage and heartless. magic and morbid. napping in morgue while i'm slapping your broad. kid, you sappy and corn-fed. pancakes and cornbread lol. stop it. you soft kid. soft drink ass motherfucka, snuggle-soft-agus. soft in the head. puncture wound at the top of your bed. one shot, you bled. chris rock to the head

[2triple0]

lol that's very impressive for various reasons
but im like the roman armies you can call me legions
im dope and I know how to recover from injury
but just like a corpse you ending up getting buried
nothing funny about it this is ya last chance at life
cuz the last nigger you fucked with was a complete dyke
im sorry that this has to be so damn controversial
but im fast forwarding to the drama fuck a commercial
its easy to see that life speaks for itself for the most part
but you just be some loser who barely has any heart
im too ill for your amateur ass step up ya game son
cuz you think the world revolves around you like the sun
im too tired to attempt anything magnificent at this point
and im landing a sucker punch that's headed straight for ya groin
no tenderloins but I still love heating up my steak for dinner
but homeboy you floating upstream down the Mississippi river

[Sammy]

nope i am Legion. For i am many.
eye of disease - devising tyranny
met Christ when he was three.
offered life and riches. He, smite with witchery
i died as pigs in seas. drowning in tides of Galilee
messiah? not to me! I smiled when i saw him bleed
his crown of thorny wreathe was awesome to finally see.
the blood gushing, songs of He, blasting psalm 2:3
am i wrong? fuck you! it's on, i'm ready.

[Celph Taut]

Bombing deadly.
Coming out the gates with a long machete
Strolling around ISIS, yelling "Gihadist John, come get me!"
Fuck the politics, I look for a kill.
Fish outta water tactics, put the hook in its gill...
Yeah, I hooked him, f'real ... get it? Hooked him, for reel? Man, fuck it.
Shook him out of his fisherman boots n' watched him trip in a lake, a freaking mistake.
Ready for war, Michigan State.
Put the helmet on, n' then charged.
Bionic arm, with a vicious hook that is causing harm.
Put on the alarm, melodic, my style iconic, and far
from being anything less. When my reign will stop is anyone's guess...
And if I'm problematic? That's OK, causing a lot of static.
Watching bodies topple up, I bet it's all traumatic.
A falling addict, in the bathroom stall, where I swallow tablets
LSD, smoking, overdosing, tripping balls on acid.
Dropped a lot of 1 minute songs they're calling classics
And they're not allowed in without ID, like some hallway passes...
FUGGIT.
This is me, kicking the shit.
This is legit. Your chick? I'm a kiss her a bit.
And you? You'll play the hand-game.
Celph Taut: That's my damn name. Shaking hands, like I ran a campaign.
Bubbly glasses, ice buckets of Champagne.
In the VIP fast lane, some ill shit you can't change!
Yeah, your man's strange, nah hardly.
I keep this bars with me, in the car, I'm rocking Armani T's.
Jeez. Cardigans, pardon him.
Don't wanna get in an argument, but I work out my arms so much that it's hard to fit!
CT Fletcher can't even fuck with the bars I lift
Arduous, to the point I'm in the booth in Under Armour shit!!!!
Chea. I leave your girls undergarments split...
While she does handstands, her legs spreading like celebrity gossip...
Pussy like a rental agreement, I have to get a deposit
Driving in that "Lincoln"... and this "Whip"? was NEVER ABOLISHED!!!