BEEP BEEP BEEP!! It's the "guy with no penis alarm", and it's aimed at you!
Stop trying to find replacement penises still attached to other men, it's uncouth.
Your English is mediocre even though you come from the U.K.
You won't get any street cred when you approach dudes like "please say that you gay"
Mordycai? More like horrid-lines with the poorest-rhymes!
Why you acting glorified? You gotta that ostritch flow..not even sorta-fly!
Phalanx your shit is whak you're slower than a turtle
I'll kick you in the balls so you sound like steve urkle
Players tyna hustle,
bust when they can't rhyme
I'm king o this jungle I gleam from a spit shine
Fuck this lame.. Gay claims make me wish he'd never been born
Cause only thing Dribz spits hot is his bf's jizz when it's still warm
The Great Father decrees-
The smart move in life is to never do a Dad diss
Christmas is cancelled! Santa's got no package!
If you the father I'm Atheist, You couldn't battle me with 80 writs/
Over zealous god's gift to ya-self, truly bro - nobody gives a shit...
The magically amazingly legendary Great Father decrees-
absolute sucks on guy wiener and snacks on the ooze
his existence is pointless like non-alcoholic booze
AbsolutE, 100 proof, Check the Status you Minor/
Your weak shit can't get "no hits" like a wak "youtube viner"/
Define who's finer - one hit to quit with one liners - This nigga is finished/
Dadiator? what the fuck does that mean? After me you'd be called "diminished"/
...good riddance!
How dare you act in a matter so fruity.Originally Posted by AbsolutE
You are only happy when a man pounds your patootie.
You're wearing a blouse... YOU'RE WEARING A BLOUSE!!!!!!
You break down crying and screaming when you see a mouse.
You spoon with men, you want to feel pretty
Too bad nothing you say is sensical or witty
Patootie?! Hahaha... and Sensical?! That's not a word just because nonsensical is! Yo, bust it:
It's not commonsensicle or sensible to think that "sensical"'s credible/
Son that's hysterical: you don't realize that word's not comprehensible//
Ya rhymes are edible -- cake lines -- to sweet to be gritty/
But contain just the right elements to sustain being SHITTY//
Damn it's a pitty that you resort to fake quotes to battle me/
I'm done with this "baby" battle, b, this "sucker" can't even "rattle me"//
You went to school? You paid attention in English. Good.
It's a shame that you take such effort imitating Evan Rachel Wood.
You have the street cred of a pothole and the depth of a puddle.
How the fuck do your words say fight while your actions say cuddle?
What does Evan Rachel Wood have to do with English, ya goon?!/
That Cuddle line's as played out as an episode of Loooney Toons!//
I'm straight street, on the block like a mail box - and you on the corner/
Your whole gangsta facade is see-through like a show on time warner//
You're claiming to be street? You're Sesame, I'm Elm.
Yeah yeah, you heard that before? That line? Swell.
I don't pretend to be a gangsta, you should stop being a fibbie.
You were on tv as the protagonist for sex and the city.
You?! Freddie?!
Your rhyme scheme's the real "Nightmare" - my game's above your realm/
Call me Jason, i'll decapitate your helm and lumberjack your Elm!//
Fuck yeah I get SEX in the City, you still strokin' PALMela HANDerson/
My rhymes too sick, no allergin -- My Game STUART like kristen - while this glitterboy's homo like pattinson!//
(try and keep up with the wordplay)
Decapitate my helm? Quit making up stuff just for a rhyme scheme.
It's crime scene when I rhyme clean, I'll see you die mean. Try me.
Your game is playing manhunt and hunting for men.
You check F for your gender, surrender before I deal a career ender...
Oops, that'd suggest you had one to begin with. Fraudulence!
Your other personalities consist of your so-called "audience".
Chicks refer to you as "that guy who steals our men".
Dudes call you "that fruit who tried to give us head".
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