Let's face it, I fuck bitches. Not ordinary bitches. I fuck extraordinary bitches.
I fuck foreign women. I fuck fit women. I fuck models. I fuck Broadway broads. I fuck wealthy women. I fuck cougars. I fuck soccer moms.
I fuck them all.
I'll sometimes drop my standards and fuck a 6. That's usually when I'm possessed by the alcohol demon.
But, at the end of the day..I always want everyone around my circle to do the same.
Same comes with success.
Same comes with fashion.
Same comes with everything I represent.
I want everyone to do well.
So today as a part of how genuine I am and really everyone on the same boat as me, I'm going to share one of my secret summer pickup tricks.
I call it Pool Krashing yeah, with a K just to make it seem hip.
We all want women. Hot women. Pussy is amazing, but good pussy is the best. Banging from the outside, fuck all the inside counts bullshit..we want an eye candy.
So think about it..it's 100+ degrees and all these college coeds are on break.
Where do you think they're at?
Anywhere surrounding water & cold drinks.
You live near the coast then the beach is the perfect place.
But if you're from the city like I am, then pools are your best friend.
Don't just go to ANY pool. Do research. Go to the fancy spots, places where college kids live, hip place of the town.
You go to a hood pool and it looks like SeaWorld. If that's your cup of tea, then go whale hunting you whale hunter. Moby Dick ass nigga.
But if you want the banging' bitches then look for the nice spots around your radius. Usually university or downtown are your best bets.
Ok so now you walk in the pool, but you have no access? Just play it smooth, someone will open the door for you. Do the 'I forgot my card key at home'
Here's the two main things you will need to execute your objective: Toys or alcohol. Or maybe a combination of both it you're on my swag.
Women just want to relax, but also have fun...enjoy their time. Possibly meet someone.
Approach with a "want to play a game" or a "are you ladies interested in a drink? It's pretty hot out here"
Simple
Not to pushy, and it seems like you're being cool.
They will 80-90% say yes or to both.
That's your cue.
Then you build a conversation.
Suns going down now...or She's about to leave.
Don't be afraid to ask what's going on later that night.
Exchange numbers.
You have officially swagged it up.
Enjoy.
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