Ricardo's summer advice on picking up women.

[El Chapo]

Let's face it, I fuck bitches. Not ordinary bitches. I fuck extraordinary bitches.

I fuck foreign women. I fuck fit women. I fuck models. I fuck Broadway broads. I fuck wealthy women. I fuck cougars. I fuck soccer moms.

I fuck them all.


I'll sometimes drop my standards and fuck a 6. That's usually when I'm possessed by the alcohol demon.

But, at the end of the day..I always want everyone around my circle to do the same.

Same comes with success.
Same comes with fashion.
Same comes with everything I represent.


I want everyone to do well.


So today as a part of how genuine I am and really everyone on the same boat as me, I'm going to share one of my secret summer pickup tricks.



I call it Pool Krashing yeah, with a K just to make it seem hip.



We all want women. Hot women. Pussy is amazing, but good pussy is the best. Banging from the outside, fuck all the inside counts bullshit..we want an eye candy.



So think about it..it's 100+ degrees and all these college coeds are on break.

Where do you think they're at?

Anywhere surrounding water & cold drinks.

You live near the coast then the beach is the perfect place.

But if you're from the city like I am, then pools are your best friend.

Don't just go to ANY pool. Do research. Go to the fancy spots, places where college kids live, hip place of the town.


You go to a hood pool and it looks like SeaWorld. If that's your cup of tea, then go whale hunting you whale hunter. Moby Dick ass nigga.



But if you want the banging' bitches then look for the nice spots around your radius. Usually university or downtown are your best bets.


Ok so now you walk in the pool, but you have no access? Just play it smooth, someone will open the door for you. Do the 'I forgot my card key at home'


Here's the two main things you will need to execute your objective: Toys or alcohol. Or maybe a combination of both it you're on my swag.

Women just want to relax, but also have fun...enjoy their time. Possibly meet someone.



Approach with a "want to play a game" or a "are you ladies interested in a drink? It's pretty hot out here"


Simple


Not to pushy, and it seems like you're being cool.






They will 80-90% say yes or to both.





That's your cue.



Then you build a conversation.





Suns going down now...or She's about to leave.



Don't be afraid to ask what's going on later that night.


Exchange numbers.







You have officially swagged it up.


Enjoy.


;$

[◄Patʁone►]

Lol.. you are exactly right sir.

[Slayerr]

#pullthemsummerhoes

[Oxymoron]

Lol, and thats a wrap folks.

[@ThisIsPumper]

Lol this thread was HAM!

Good advice.

I don't buy girls drinks tho.. it aint my swag.

[Frank P.]

thats the most generalized advice i've ever seen..its all about knowing the women you're going after..not every woman is going to respond to every mans "tricks"..plus, what "tricks" are you actually giving us here?..i think what you have here is what most men would generally say to most women they meet, no matter where or what the situation is..this thread is more bravado to inflate your own ego by reading your own words..i think..




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[Toobs]

this thread is more bravado to inflate your own ego by reading your own words..i think..

the short way to say it would be "Baseboyz thread"...

[RXL]

thats the most generalized advice i've ever seen..its all about knowing the women you're going after..not every woman is going to respond to every mans "tricks"..plus, what "tricks" are you actually giving us here?..i think what you have here is what most men would generally say to most women they meet, no matter where or what the situation is..this thread is more bravado to inflate your own ego by reading your own words..i think..




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pretty much lol

and this advice obviously wont work if your a geek looking muh fucka fresh out of your room..

Ricardo is a good looking guy...so the tricks that work for him won't work for someone like Mike Angel..

me on the other hand?..different level..i got bitches buying me drinks and asking if i want to play some games..to which i just laugh at because we, as men...have to tip the scale back in our favor..

[Sage Wonder]

^ You definately just said Ricardo looks good. You're suspect.

[RXL]

he does?..lol

and i didn't see it as THAT way..but it's funny that you did..

the suspicion has been reversed..

Boomerang

[El Chapo]

RXL looks good.

Double suspect.


And this doesn't necessarily mean you have to be attractive to chat with the chick


Buy her drinks? This is a pool, not a bar.


A 15-35 bottle of vodka can last you all during your stay at the pool.


I doubt anyone would go in there to chug a bottle on their own.



I had a bitch buy me drinks on Saturday. Wrote my number on a napkin like a bitch.


She asked me to write hers in return and I told her she has mine.

[El Chapo]

Sage has penis breath

[Sage Wonder]

Ricardo is a good looking guy...

What other way was I supposed to perceive it?

[RXL]

RXL looks good.

Double suspect.


And this doesn't necessarily mean you have to be attractive to chat with the chick


Buy her drinks? This is a pool, not a bar.


A 15-35 bottle of vodka can last you all during your stay at the pool.


I doubt anyone would go in there to chug a bottle on their own.



I had a bitch buy me drinks on Saturday. Wrote my number on a napkin like a bitch.


She asked me to write hers in return and I told her she has mine.

^ you got to do little clever shit like that...

it takes them off guard like "oh damn..this isn't the normal retarded round the mill guy i usually meet"

play it off..pays it off.

[RXL]

What other way was I supposed to perceive it?

as a man living in America mother fucker!