Ricardo's summer advice on picking up women.

[El Chapo]

Ricardo is back to the #HateSwag

Nah brother, Sage is my nigga.

It's all innocent fun like a friendly Twitter war.

[El Chapo]

Sage, you know how I know you're suspect?

RXL arrived at the gym at 5:05 pm. He noticed you in the locker room in a towel.

He didn't care because he was pumped up to workout.



6:15..RXL needs to piss. Goes to the locker room and you're still in a towel just watching every guy undress with the corner of your eye.




He shrugs, walks away.



8:25 he's done. Comes in that bitch drinking his post workout shake.



Sage is still in a towel.

[Sage Wonder]

Sage, you know how I know you're suspect?

RXL arrived at the gym at 5:05 pm. He noticed you in the locker room in a towel.

He didn't care because he was pumped up to workout.



6:15..RXL needs to piss. Goes to the locker room and you're still in a towel just watching every guy undress with the corner of your eye.




He shrugs, walks away.



8:25 he's done. Comes in that bitch drinking his post workout shake.



Sage is still in a towel.

Is this like one of those stories an author based on his own past experiences?

Suspect.

[El Chapo]

Did you tuck your penis while brushing your teeth this morning to see how you would look with a vagina?


Suspect.

[El Chapo]

Sage looks like a Got Milk ad at three in the morning.

Suspect times two.

[RXL]

sage, you know how i know you're suspect?

Rxl arrived at the gym at 5:05 pm. He noticed you in the locker room in a towel.

He didn't care because he was pumped up to workout.



6:15..rxl needs to piss. Goes to the locker room and you're still in a towel just watching every guy undress with the corner of your eye.




He shrugs, walks away.



8:25 he's done. Comes in that bitch drinking his post workout shake.



Sage is still in a towel.

lmao!

[Join The LLL]

@Aero you may need this thread

[inspire]

Step 1: Be rich enough to own a pool
Step 2: Invite women over

[I LUV COCK]

Sage, you know how I know you're suspect?

RXL arrived at the gym at 5:05 pm. He noticed you in the locker room in a towel.

He didn't care because he was pumped up to workout.



6:15..RXL needs to piss. Goes to the locker room and you're still in a towel just watching every guy undress with the corner of your eye.




He shrugs, walks away.



8:25 he's done. Comes in that bitch drinking his post workout shake.



Sage is still in a towel.

This was underrated for it's humor. Dude had bars.

[A Disciple]

@Toobs ricardo is my ex boyfriends name - this is cruel and unusual stalking and terror. Please read the symptoms of long term of being stalked long term among other things... can’t wait to find out who behind that curtain too

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I CAnt go to the police cause every time I do I’m the one locked up in mental instead

[A Disciple]

@el_chapo I used to like you... until just now when I see you co sign and defend the shit like it’s cute or funny. FUCK YOU DIE SLOW

[A Disciple]

WAIT... I did might’ve told someone on here about him. Sorry - the pee on my bed

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I trip first, think later I’m sorry @el_chapo