(RB's Most Wanted!) Pumper Escapes RB's Prison

[El Chapo]

Just in!

Pornstar Actor/Rapper Brian "Fetish King" Pumper has escaped RB's very own prison. He was sentenced, even though he is innocent, a life sentence here at RBP. (RapBattles Prison)

We have some witnesses who spoke on the scene.

that punk escaped my guatanamo... don't nobody escape guatanamo. I urge everyone to stay alert. Pumper has lost a lot of weight this past month... we did this intentionally by starving him, and dehydrating him. We only fed him 2-3 times a day... Our security cameras took the following pics...

Here is what another witness had to say.

Man, I'm a real nigga, right. Like I'm genetically gifted from both my parents. On one side, everyone is tall. On the other one, everyone is stocky. I get the best of both worlds. I'm a mesomorph...

And about Pumper, he's a cool ass dude. I always tell people when there looking for that new spark in there life to go out and meet women. I've been doin' that for that past 6 years of my life, and doin' it very well. Eventually, you get bored with it though. So my boy Pumper was kind enough to hit me up on 2 way, and sparked that new interest in my life. I did my first porn last week, and I feel like that spark inside of me has lit again. Thanks Pump.

A female bystander had the following to say.

Honestly, I don't think Pumper deserved life sentence. I'm sure he made people roll his eyes with his posts; especially with every single posts being about Pumper/Trey Songz, but people have done worse.

Hooray for Pumper!!!

And here's what a unique individual had to say.

Man who gives a fuck... it's the fucking internet... I'm not going to be staying on alert to ban someone, ON THE INTERNET... fuck that...

Here is what the rest of the individuals had to say.

FUCKING TOWEL HEAD!

i like teh pumpers because teh pump teh breast milks

[Italics][/Italics]

[Toobs]

lol@H.E.'s...




but man.....u had some time on your hands tonight, huh?

[abiona]

^My thoughts exactly. I loled @ H.E.'s quote.

[RXL]

lmao

my nigga


and pjadsjasldkj@h.e's italics

[#PrimeTime]

whos h.e.?

[El Chapo]

I didnt write this, lol.


I just got the email and posted it.

He was fastening for a month so he's showing his much he lost.


Lol at some of them though. HE's was funny

[ReAzY]

i always said that that porn start lookis like loyd banks

[ItoldUIwasFat]

lmao@H.E quote

[Madbeats]

LMFAO! Love the photoshop shit.

[Ryan]

Lololol @ HE'S..

[Memphis Pro]

Lol@mesomorph..

[Tebo]

lol

[Kung-Fu Panda]

lol, u ain't buff, those anorexic muscles. Any nigga that fast like a mofo, and do moderate wieght lifting will look cut.

[Brain Damage]

lmao

[Kung-Fu Panda]

Originally Posted by RXL
Man, I'm a real nigga, right. Like I'm genetically gifted from both my parents. On one side, everyone is tall. On the other one, everyone is stocky. I get the best of both worlds. I'm a mesomorph...

And about Pumper, he's a cool ass dude. I always tell people when there looking for that new spark in there life to go out and meet women. I've been doin' that for that past 6 years of my life, and doin' it very well. Eventually, you get bored with it though. So my boy Pumper was kind enough to hit me up on 2 way, and sparked that new interest in my life. I did my first porn last week, and I feel like that spark inside of me has lit again. Thanks Pump.

lol, post up that porno homie. we can see if you live up to the XL in your alias.