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Thread: SS Round One Mag

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    SS Round One Mag

    Intro


    Here we are, round 2 of the playoffs. Last week was awesome, I can’t think you guys enough for pulling through and making it so successful. Only one no-show, which is one more than I would have liked, but shit happens. Anyway, what matters more is the people who did show, and how they showed. Black, Brandon, and Nahlidge broke out the broomsticks in impressive fashion by sweeping their opponents. But even though the votes fell unilaterally, all of the battles were competitive, where both participants dropped some of their best work. The other big story that emerged from round 1 was the upsets, namely the number 2 overall seed Token going down. But the biggest upset had to have been Beta beating Baron (pause). Baron is a two time playoff finalist and former SS champ, but newcomer Beta put it down with a convincing victory. Just goes to show that you can’t sleep on anyone! I’m stoked to see how the next few rounds take shape.



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    Re: SS Round One Mag

    Last Week Review

    by Trajik



    Brandon Cee vs Euphoric:
    This was a battle that almost never happened thanks to Euphoric's Internet troubles. Brandon brought a great verse, easily in the top three of the week, I think. Euphoric came in as a heavy underdog, as most do against Brandon, the best those writers can do is try not to get embarrassed in the loss and Euphoric has nothing to be embarrassed for. He dropped a really enjoyable piece that could have beat somebody else. Brandon won this battle in a clean sweep.

    Langston Viewz vs Baron P:
    This was a battle of opposite verses, Langston brought a verse with a great concept, and his writing, though improving wasn't up to the quality of Baron's, who showed great writing skills with a concept that nobody was feeling. Langston wrote a piece about a girl who's victim to her father's molestation, while Baron wrote a piece about the "cliche" geek and bully. Langston won this battle pretty handily, votes went 7-1, I believe.

    Oatmeal vs 143:
    This was a great battle, 143 came with a piece about racial equality, and received a few votes for his piece, which was well written. However most voters felt that Oatmeal was more creative in his drop, as usual his piece was very well written as well. Oatmeal won this battle.

    Cognition vs Gwapfather:
    Gwap was the final champ of the regular season after beating Brandon, but was still a heavy underdog in this battle. Black showed everybody why he was a favorite favorite while dropping one of the best pieces I read all season. Gwap didn't lose without a fight because he dropped one of the better piece this week that could have beaten many other writer's verses. Black took this battle in a clean sweep. My suggestion for battle of the week.

    Bongkers vs Vinzr:
    This was a close battle that had the voter's split. They both dropped great pieces, the first half of each drop was fairly similar, but Bongkers brought something extra with an unexpected twist ending which edged him out with voters.

    Nahlidge vs Token:
    Token was a heavy favorite to win the playoffs and Nahlidge wanted to put a stamp on his momentum coming into this battle. Nahlidge dropped one of the best narratives of the season with a great rhyme scheme. While Token dropped a verse that wasn't up to expectations. Nahlidge took this battle in a sweep, in what was a surprise to me, not that I ever counted him out.

    Krytical vs Marvelous:
    This battle was probably the closest when it came to favorites and underdogs. Marvelous came to the plate trying something new, and a few voters gave the battle to him. However, Krytical was in beast mode and dropped a great piece, which apparently went over most of our heads, according to Krytical himself. He won this battle.

    Trajik vs Malice:
    Malice was a huge favorite in this battle as, well, Trajik pretty much sucks. Trajik brought a piece that some writer's really liked while others found huge flaws in it. Malice no showed and has yet to come around to apologize to Oatmeal for giving him a battle not worth his time, as had Malice shown, he surely would have won.


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    Re: SS Round One Mag

    Battle of the Week/Verse of the Week


    This was a dope matchup where both writers brought some of their best work to the table, and despite the votes completely favoring Black, it was still fairly competitive. No matter how you slice it, though, this battle was the best just be the sheer quality of both of them. Gwap dropped dope enough to beat most of the verses this week, but he caught a tough break against Black, who reminded everyone that regardless of regular season record, he’s still the man to beat. Not surprisingly, this BOTW also had the VOTW, which goes to Black. Great match to both of you, thanks for the quality reads. The topic was "Withered Hope."

    Quote Originally Posted by Black
    yea,

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    .


    each discouraging obstacle. every fork in the road,
    life is never 'just right' - this bowl of porridge is cold.
    or warmer than coal, embers blaze until it tortures the soul
    but we can freeze frames, beat the heat & force it to snow.

    Lily pad fantasies, frog kisses, stranger than fiction
    castle gates, princesses, transylvanian diction
    dragon-smoke emanates from those caucasian n' christian,
    encouraging the village fools to play their position.
    if you're living in the world today -- state your addiction.
    distracting your phase of this mission. now make the decision -
    fall prey to perdition - or fall and pray to religion,
    either way it's a ticket to aimless, painful afflictions.
    is it safest to listen to that voice in your head?
    or play deaf, dumb and dead to bleeding poison instead?
    the choices to bend a molecule, neurotransmission direction
    are surefire methods to exist in the present.
    denial is a firewall that encrypts our depression,
    but conversation starts establishing a distant connection.
    optimism, positivity's most physical penchant
    to follow hope is cashing in on human's richest investment.

    My mother told me life's a forest, grow & witness perfection
    but once you stop planting seeds, it could wither in seconds.
    we limit progression by succumbing to hatred,
    in these artificial times, almost nothing is sacred.
    a skylight remains shut tight if you're stuck in the basement,
    underground, we're urban youths of a struggling nation
    sulfur smothering, wasted space, empty as shells
    a public service announcement resentment sent me to tell.
    sent directly to hell, are those who fill the epicenters of crowds
    My mother always said to keep my head in the clouds.
    we play hide & seek as children 'til our destiny's found,
    then get high til gravity exerts it's pressure to ground.
    the spirit's testing me now. this mighty tree's withering length
    was supported at the roots by a pillar of strength.
    bark brittle, it breaks along the cracks in it's trunk
    feels like a playoff debut, but i haven't practiced enough
    too busy breaking free of mental chains, these shackles & cuffs
    My mother always made the perfect turkey sandwich for lunch..
    but now i'm packing it up, a brown bag full of remorse
    sealed shut with a vision of her beautiful corpse ..

    her name was Hope.

    a gift from parents not prepared for the storm,
    both great depression victims - unmarried & poor
    buried before her teenage years, an orphan who writes
    about the pain she experienced in this forest of life.
    and passed her son these letters, which supported his fight -
    I learned from these papers that i've hoarded at night.
    heartsore as I types these words she's written for ages;
    her only child, absorbing knowledge from these withering pages.

    Hope is more than a prayer, more than Heaven's decree
    and Hope was more than her name .. it was her parting message for me.



    I will always love you.




    - Black

    vs.


    Quote Originally Posted by Gwap
    a prisoned clan.. from a primitive distant land
    broke free from the shackles around their crimson hands
    a trait left from workin their fingers to the bone
    as the foundation, eager to bring a leader to the throne
    built a village with a castle that had hallways.. all gold
    which was also protected by a stone wall they called "Hope"
    presented peace before, but centuries of war.. were heavily enforced
    by all the weaponry n force.. that could never breach the source
    rivals threw sticks n stones, to put their heads on a cross
    and it was pieces of hope that the best of em tossed
    so they stopped the negetivity and death of their boss
    when those sticks n stones..
    were fit to bows, n arrows.. to get the message across
    this lasted generations, but hope was withering
    the granit deprecation, left most considering..
    a new approach to hone the stones these holes were hindering
    but those arrows n litterings.. paved the roads to victory

    which evil-doers destroyed to find the best of jesus
    so now street by street were smashed up, broke
    attacking hope as a whole, n the rest left in pieces
    not knowing peace by peace they'd patch up hope..

    the wall that was built, crumbled, and resused
    is the rubble in the jungle we've still struggled to infuse
    its a new day n age, n we'd kill to get cash gains
    so the roads to success were rebuilt for the fast lane
    leavin those blind to hope, to hit the gas n then swerve
    as everything went black n they crashed n they burned
    stars disappeared til there were no more virgos, leos..
    now all you see is everyone's birthstone read: hope
    sides to this wall? there were two in its history
    til those on the outside.. blew it to smitherenes
    wit grenades that prepelled.. to retain in our cells
    which planted the walls that we create in ourselves
    so to those who'll live n die by hope, n its purpose in life
    whether its by the arrows, or just the courage to fight
    dont see the walls in which you live, as chalking in the dirt
    when hope seems it's withering.. its just evolving with the earth

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    Re: SS Round One Mag

    Home of the Gwapper: An Interview with Gwapfather


    Oats: aite Gwap, interview time lol
    this is Oats

    Gwap: oh sup fam, fuckin black's bitch ass never came through huh? lol

    Oats: nope
    I think he likes being the man of mystery

    Gwap:
    if i go offline, i'll be right back on, comp is acting crazy

    Oats: nah, if you go offline, interview terminated
    shits cutthroat round these parts

    Gwap: yeah haha
    well
    no mercy

    Oats: let's begin

    Gwap: aigh

    Oats: so Gwap, you got to a position where you were one of the favorites going into the playoffs
    and then you lost in the first round
    do you feel like you let yourself down as much as you let others down?

    Gwap: Well, first off, thanks for reminding me Oats, I almost forgot, but no.. I'm not let down at all to be honest, I really wanted to pull off another big win, but you can't win them all.. I felt I put up a really good effort, just got edged out by a higher calibur writer at this point, I'm hoping next season to show more growth as a writer and compete at the highest level with the best writers rb has to offer, far as letting everyone else down? who gives a fuck bout them? jp lol..

    Oats: right, when you do your best, everybody wins
    except for you, who lost
    but that's neither here nor there
    there were some big time upsets this past round, how do you feel about those?

    Gwap: hahahah
    Well the only one I felt was an upset was Token losing, but Nahlidge is a very good writer too, so in a way it was almost hard to look at it as an upset, specially in SS where things are as cut n dry as actual battling goes, there is a lot that is involved with the outcome of a topical piece, even though I was Champ, most knew Black was probably, if not THEE best writer all around right now, not by a ton, but he seems to be one of the favorites of the favorites, and then Malice no showed, so who knows how that would have turned out.
    things aren't as cut n dry*

    Oats: fasho

    Gwap: fahshizzles

    Oats: what are your opinions on partial birth abortion?

    Gwap: Well I'm all for it, I mean.... the world is now stuck wit crack babies and children from rape, look at Trajik and Lang....

    Oats: you don't need to answer that, I was just trying to think of a controversial issue to stall you while I think of good questions
    lol
    but I thought of one

    Gwap: aigh cool

    Oats: how do you see the rest of the playoffs forming up?

    Gwap: I really think it's gonna come down to who puts in the most time/effort, specially at this point of the playoffs, I feel Lang and Trajik have an uphill battle to win theirs, but I don't want to count them out, I just think they will need to grow as writers more in the past week then they have at any week through out the year to win, Brandon has been really hungry to prove himself again after taking the beating from Gwap haha, I honestly think Black will win it all if he puts in the same effort he did against me, the only people I think can take out Black this season is Oats or Brandon.
    shout outs to bong, if he gives a fuck to write
    haha

    Oats: fasho, lots of interesting question marks

    Gwap: no doubt

    Oats: tell us more about the Gwapper
    what are your darkest secrets?

    Gwap: Gwap, he is a very artistic, creative, but crazy individual, his darkest secrets include: playing naked twister with Bong's mom, buying lang a strap on dildo for christmas (grab bag gift) even sent him a secret santa, he claims it was Mrs. Clause, but it was just a transgendered Santa, another one is... going to that Elton John concert with Bong, didnt know when he said we were gonna be VIP, that it meant Vaginas In Persuit

    Oats: I'm sure that was chalk full of run-on sentences ripe with humor, but I'm too high to attempt to read that

    Gwap: lol, yeah i never use complete sentences when doing anything on the net really aha

    Oats: I feel you
    I take it upon myself to improve the grammar of the world
    it's the main reason I post on RB

    Gwap: yeah I've noticed your like an english major haha
    im far from it tbh, i mean im no dummy but im not worried bout when to use a comma or not aha
    oh you will be
    something I've actually thought about learning again though, dont remember most from school, its just w/e aha
    damn you for being high too, im over straight as an arrow

    Oats: why's that?

    Gwap: good question haha, naw just out aha.. hopefully tomorrow i'll be back on track ha
    i dont smoke as much as i used to though, only like an ounce a day now jp lol

    Oats: yeah that's reasonable

    Gwap: i bet you get some goods in hawaii though aha

    Oats: yeah, I'll say though
    I've smoked in a lot of different places
    and ultimately, good weed is good weed
    it can happen anywhere

    Gwap: oh for sure
    in the south, well where I am now, its hit or miss

    Oats: where are you from?

    Gwap: either just okay or fire
    Im from chicago

    Oats: or, in chat room terms: asl?

    Gwap: live in tennessee now though
    how bout you?\

    Oats: that's cool, who do you cheer for when the Bears play the Colts?
    I'm from Hawaii

    Gwap: Bears always! haha
    I'm a die hard Bears fanoh thats cool
    my cousin lives in hawaii

    Oats: I just figured, cuz Manning went to Tennessee

    Gwap: yeah they are crazy bout manning down here
    i dont like em much tbh

    Oats: but ultimately, I don't give a hell about a vol. they were gunnin for my legs, I'ma come right back at em
    I'm a fuckin solider

    Gwap: lol

    Oats: what's your favorite alternative rock band from the 1990s?

    Gwap: lmfao
    fuck idk, Metalica? does that count? haha

    Oats: sorry, as you can see I wasn't real prepared for this, and I'm feeling the twomp right now so the old noggin ain't on point

    Gwap: yeah lol

    Oats: so do one of your crazy rambles for a bit

    Gwap: shiiiit, i just wrote a bible yesterday on some crazy rambling shit, I'm fried as your eyes lol

    Oats: I swam for an hour today

    Gwap: I've made fun of these guys so much, I'm starting to really feel like their Father
    oh word? haha

    Oats: yeah lol
    kind of on a whim

    Gwap: i dont swim in live waters anymore lol

    Oats: how come

    Gwap: shit just grosses me out haha, naw but you just never know whats in the water these days, people dying from shit gettin in em, get stung by jellyfish or all that bullshit
    i'll stick with pools n shit

    Oats: yeah
    I had a sea urchin in my foot for the past week
    finally got it out, now I got a hole in my foot though

    Gwap: damnnnn

    Oats: yeah, I'm hardcore

    Gwap: cut throat!
    chop a foot off n just keep on walkin.... jp haha

    Oats: who would you think is most likely to be a thug in SS?

    Gwap: I honestly don't see anyone being close to a real thug in SS haha, but if I had to pick someone, I would probably go with..... Dagel, oh no wait, that would be most suicidal, ummmmm.... prolly Black, cuz he's Black jp hahahah.. my final answer is: Oat, cuz he just cut out a sea urchin out of his foot and still champed the gymnastics competition he was in, that's hardcore

    Oats: yeah
    plus, I show no love to homo thugs
    I mean, think of this
    how you gonna explain fuckin a man?
    even if we squash the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand

    Gwap: lmao
    plus, he would think in different terms far as "squashing the beef"

    Oats: yeah
    I just remember listening to DMX and Limp Bizkit before middle school basketball games

    Gwap: lmfao

    Oats: and just getting super pissed on the court

    Gwap: DMX for sure
    his first cd came out, I bought it just to buy it and it ended up being dope
    well imo, at the time, n shit
    haha
    its dark and hell is hot, i think it was

    Oats: yeah that shit was dope

    Gwap: damien haha
    word

    Oats: anyway, I'm probably gonna hit a joint and a workout real quick
    but thanks for the interview

    Gwap: Cool shit bruv, no prob

    Oats: thanks for helping with the mag

    Gwap: lol @ gettin high n workin out, i do that too

    Oats: any shoutouts?

    Gwap: so you forget how many reps you did
    end up wit like 1000 n shit
    yeah...

    Oats: yup, just go till exhaustion

    Gwap: Shout outs to everyone really, we all gave good feedback through out the season and all grew as writers, special shouts though to Oats for putting the mags together, Brandon for running the league most the season, and for Black, paying my rent via ghosting his shit
    exactly aha

    Oats: fasho man, appreciate, take it easy

    Gwap: no prob fam, peace


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    An Inner View of Black


    aite Black, I've seen you with a couple different names on here, but mostly something to do with the color black. What's the meaning behind the name?


    well i'm a shinobi warrior ninja in real life so i gotta put on for my job uniform.. and my original name on forums back in 2004 was "Black_Disciple" cause i thought it was cool to represent gangs on the internet and also cause it was half-jokingly done. but i stuck with it long enough that at a certain point it just became the core of all my future names with the exception of a couple little known aliases.

    you've had some epic battles with Noodle in the past, what do you think about the recent controversy surrounding him, Mariah and Brandon?

    i think it's kinda fucked up tbh. but what are you gonna do. people cheat. it's not like mariah was biting nothing, just participating on 2 accounts .. if i got the story straight. i'm glad she got caught before somehow making if to the finals against herself though.

    in the past, you've been known to no-show pretty frequently. Is this due to boredom, busyness, or something else? can we expect to see you follow through in this final playoff hoof?

    i just lose focus and motivation sometimes. if it's an especially busy or mentally stressful week, i just wont be feeling like writing for the league straight up. there was a time where i put this above other obligations in my academic life but i kinda learned to balance them out a bit better. there's also times where the timing is just bad and i'll be out when the shit is due. can't help that.

    i feel like i'll be showing in all my battles for the playoffs, as long as i'm still in it. everything's pretty calm right about now. plus i'm pretty fuckin pumped considering the competition.


    you've been one of the elite topical writers on RB for a while, but you haven't won a season yet. why is that? will this be the season that changes?

    cause noodle robbed me a couple seasons back.. lmao nah.. idk really. this is only my third season. my first one i made it to finals, last season i wasn't really showing up often enough to really compete.. kinda like this season.. except i was around just long enough to make it here! shit is dope. and of course i would like to win, for sure.. gonna try to put forth my best effort to do so. baleedat

    although you're seen as one of the favorites in the playoffs, you're facing a tough competitor in Bong. what are your thoughts on him as an opponent?

    i think he's a worthy adversary. great writer. makes it an exciting battle. just more motivation to not only show, but focus my energies on something worthwhile.

    assuming you win this round, who do you see as people to look out for in future rounds? who do you see as the finalists?

    i have my own personal predictions for how this playoffs will progress, but i'll save the details. i'm looking at brandon and oatmeal is all i can say.

    if you have any props, shoutouts, shit talk, etc, do it here. thanks for your time

    fuck the police.
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    Goodbyes

    by Gwap



    "I dont want to be a fool for you..

    Just another player in your game for two..

    You may hate me but it ain't no lie..

    Baby, BYE BYE BYE!"



    Hahahaha... well, the first round of the playoffs for the 13th season of Sacred Scriptures is now over and we had only one no show, a couple surprise upsets, along with some legendary drops. So lets give a final farewell to those competitors who have shown their skill over the season, but seemed to come up short in a Playoff series filled of talent.

    Malice was the no show, just got word from the two gay guys that adopted him when he was 5, they gave us the sad news that Malice overdosed on peyote buttons, lsd, and cans of whip it, he is now recovering in an intensive care unit at Charlie's Chocolate Factory, we are hoping they can take the last fragment of his last brain cell so they can clone it and keep him functioning on his own, but with what that last fragment has been through, there is no telling the outcome at this point. HOWEVER, Malice was a great contribution to this league through out the year, had some really well written pieces, hopefully he'll bounce back after this traumatic experience and be back with that same creative mind to drop some quality work.

    Token was one of the favorites to make it to the finals, or possibly win it all, but was taken out by Nahlidge, we all knew Token's dumb ass wouldn't stand a chance against Nahlidge haha, naw all joking aside this was one of the bigger upsets. Even though Token didn't no show.... til it was work the next day, as he was drownding himself in a bottle of liquor, like literally bought a 1,000 galloon jug of some pussy drink Tequila Rose and tried drowning himself, but again, is a dumb ass so put the 1000 galloons in a 100,000 galloon pool, so was trying to drown in like 3 inches of Tequila Rose smh lol.. which we are very thankful for, as we want to see this guy back for next season, as he is one of three people to champ through out the regular season and had the second best record among all competitors, but just for the record, whoever voted against him last week is on his hitlist he's been making since he got bulled by that big girl in 3rd grade when she took his lunch money, so if you feel you're on that list, you might want to join forces and buy token some more Tequlia Rose, in hopes he either finds a smaller pool next time, or has enough people on his list to make up for the other 50,000 galloons (+) of Tequila Rose needed to do the job.

    Gwapfather, the champ of all champs, don magic juan, monster of the midway, cleaning up the dirty south, big man on campus, yeah you get it mwahaha.. I was taken out by what looks to be the best writer in SS as of right now (Cognition aka Black), Black posted what no one would disagree as a piece that is among the top 3 of ALL season, it's a loss I can still hold my head up high with, considering the votes were still quite close and everyone really enjoyed my piece this week, Oat even claimed it was his fav from me all season, but still ended up coming short with what Black brought to the table, I thought I was battling a cabbage patch kid and he took me to the lilypads, gotta hand it to em hahaha.. I think something that has allowed me to keep elevating so much, is I always can find what needs a bit more after the feedback I've gotten in here, no matter how much people like my verse, no matter if I win or lose, I always find ways to grow, I would like to take this time to thank everyone and anyone who has taken the time to read my verses and drop quality feedback..

    Baron was really hit and miss this year, at times he rushed his verse, at times he was confused with the due dates, at times just confused all around jp lol.. no he had some really nice verses through out the year, and then some that didn't hit for one reason or another, whether his flow was a bit off, his concept didn't connect, or just didn't spend enough time on his verse, either way we know the skills he has and its just a matter of him taking the time to put it all together, maybe his hunger to win this year just wasn't up to par with others as well. The only thing that he should be embarassed about is.... losing to langston, I mean, how the fuck do you lose to a guy that is about to slit his wrists because he lost a text battle? or changes his name to Beta? or looks like Bongker's mother with a little less facial hair?... Baron did so much of his verses on a phone, Blackberry almost gave him an endorsement, but then when they found out he lost in the first round, to a fuckin sailer with man boobs, they took their offer back and gave it to a Caveman, lmfao.. naw I'm being totally mean to Lang, sorry my son, you know its all love, but not in a "oops i dropped the soap in the submarine showers" kinda way, and Baron, I hope to see you around next season.

    Vinzr, the pimp from down under, eating these pussies up... dude has shown mad improvements over the season, 4-5 weeks back you wouldn't have thought he would even make the playoffs, but he went out the season on a string of wins and found himself a spot in the playoffs, he really has won just by doing that. Vinzrs only problems are: drinking too much Fosters, being so drunk off Fosters he tried to rape a koala bear using a trained kangaroo to hold him down, until the koala offered the kangaroo more fruit action then Vinzr could ever compete with, so they gang raped him and sent him back to his parents in a leather sachel, which was used in Vinzrs gay outback reality porn show "Indiana Blows" starring Zach Galifianakis (the imaginary version), so be on the look for that, it'll be released October 12, 2011 on... www.udumfuksrgayifureadthis.com

    Euphoric, I really don't have shit to say about this guy, I'm pretty sure no one gives a fuck either?...... jp hahaha.. this dude hasn't made a huge impact this season, but still made the playoffs and that kind of says something about him, I think if he returns next year, he'll be another person to watch out for, has had some nice verses through out the season, but he (like baron) has had a bit of ups n downs with his verses, seems like there is something missing at times to really push the verse to the next level, and not to mention he was faced up with one of the favorites to win it all, so it was a rough first round for Euphoric but still showed why he belonged in the playoffs. *Euphoric joins karate class, builds his own chinese throwing stars out of cardboard, eats nothing but Gwap droppings and his pride, just to shit on Brandon.. then has 30 babies with a homeless asian broad living illegaling in the states, in which he raises and trains to kill brandon incase he doesn't do the job and/or defeats any children Brandon might have, via his own vagina n which he calls Mariah, yes as in Carey, cuz its got a lot of "range"*

    143, a vocabulary genius... in his own fuckin mind jp lol.. this guy has shown he has all the skills you need in a great writer, just needs to tweek a few things still like we all do (other then black, cuz he's bascially god for beating gwap), he's had some great verses through out the season, surely has shown his worth for being in the league and the playoffs as well, he just seemed to get outdone by another great writer who is close to unbeatable when he's at his best (I said close to... oat! dont let your ego become bigger then black's waistline haha), but maybe 143's future doesn't add up well for him, i mean.. even when he puts everything together (1+4+3), he always gets 8! bwahaha.. In all seriousness though, I'm lookin forward to seeing 143 back for next season as I am with everyone, he always has good concepts, vocab, and imagery.

    Last, and DEFINITELY LEAST.. is Marvelous, when I say this guy is the complete package, I mean by this guy is more "out there" then Malice in Wonderland, dumb as Token, a pyschopath like Brandon, a child molestor like Bongkers, a bigger gay porn star then Vinzr, lethal as Euphorics cardboard chinese throwing stars, confused as Baron, thinks too highly of himself like 143, and is a complete over-achiever like Gwap... bwahaha.. for real though, Marv always has great flow through out his verses, concepts are always on point, sometimes he carries them out better then others, but he consistantly has good work as well, he just needs to make a couple tweeks to really take his work to the next level, watch his use of imagery and to not overuse multis, I think he was one that wasn't super worried about if he won this or not, so if he comes back with more hunger next season, watch out.... cuz he just might do some gay shit to you when you're sleepin, seriously, just ask Trajik....


    Well, that concludes the Farewells, I would say Final Farewells but these clowns didn't make the Finals! bwahaha.. *sees his reflection in his computer screen, sheds a tear, and continues finishing up the good-byes*... This was a good-bye/roast type of thing, so I hope no one took offense to this, you all are good writers and deserved to be in the playoffs, I'm hoping most or all of you join back up next year so we can have as much fun as we did this season.


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    Nahlidge vs. Krytical:

    This is a match up I'm really interested in seeing, both are really strong with imagery and both come off with some original concepts. Far as the skill level of writers they are, it's too close too call in my opinion, I think this battle is going to come down to who has the most creative/original concept and carries it out the best, imagery/flow/concepts/etc are really pretty even between the two, so its gonna come down to who puts in the most work, I have Nahlidge taking this battle at the end though, the main reason (since I think this battle will be very close) is because Krytical always takes big risks and most the time they pan out, but there have been a couple times they didn't come out like he had hoped, so for the very reason I think Nahlidge takes this, it could be the very same reason Krytical takes it, yeah I just hit you with a Catch 22 vote haha.


    Bongkers vs. Cognition:

    Cognition (black) has shown why he's a favorite to win it this year by dropping one of the best verses ss has seen this season and beating the recent champ (Gwap - me), at this point he is probably the best writer if everyone was to drop their very best, but will Black be able to drop some of his very best two weeks in a row? or better yet 4 in a row to win it all? the only thing I think that could make that answer a No is if he uses poor concept choices or doesn't take the time he did in round 1 with his verse. However, Bong has showed he carries a lot f the same great writing skills as Black, with the outstanding imagery and good use of multis with out making them seem forced in, and also having good concepts. If Bong had been more active this season near the end, and grew just a LITTLE more as a writer I would say this is too close to call, but as things are right now, on paper.. I would have to say Black will win this one, but I most definitely wouldn't count Bong out, even Black slips in the littliest way and Bong comes with some of his best work, you could see an upset here.


    Brandon Cee vs. Langston:

    Brandon has shown consistantly great verses through out the season, so questioning whether he is gonna slip or not isn't even a question, but just like every writer, you have some verses that pop out at you, and you have some that are good but not quite as memorable, I think Brandon has the drive to win this as good as any in the playoffs still, if not more, which I also think will help him get far in the playoffs and potentially hit the finals. Langston has come a long way, still has a couple things he can tweek with his work but the improvements are more then noticable, it has been great to see just how much this league can make us all grow as writers, and has, but for the fact that Brandon is just on another level as a writer then Lang at this point, I'm going to have to say Brandon will take this battle, as long as he puts in the work, but even in the end Lang will grow even more as a writer with an opponent like this and will be someone to watch out for next season.


    Oatmeal vs. Trajik:

    Oat has been one to kind of sit under the radar yet still be a presence, mainly has only gone under the radar due to no showing and/or not being around through out the season, but when he did drop, he made his presence known, he is another writer that can give anyone a run for their money and has the skills to win the whole thing, it will just take him putting in the time and coming up with creative enough concepts (which has been one of his strengths through out the season). Trajik has been another one of those writers along with Lang to become a much better writer through out the season, you just never know what to expect from him for that reason alone, his only downfall is that he isn't quite as confident as other writers in the league as this point which I believe doesn't allow him to drop to his full potential, I almost feel as if his self esteem is behind his writing skills, once he can get them both on the same page, we will see him grow even more as a writer. I have Oatmeal taking this battle due to being a more advanced writer with more confidence then Trajik, but I'm looking forward to this batte, as I'm always interested in Oat's drops and I'm always interested in seeing Trajik's growth as a writer from week to week.


    Well, there you have it, Gwapdaddy's picks for the second round of the Season 13 Playoffs in Sacred Scriptures!.. I wish you all the best of luck!

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    So here we are, gathered once more around a mag. Last round was dramatic and surprising, with a number of storylines coming through. We laughed, we cried, we pondered, but now it's time to share.

    So if you haven't noticed yet, Black is scary good. He has earned a reputation not only on RB, but around the net for being one of the premier topical writers around, and last week he defended that reputation. Although it's premature to call anyone at this point, Black has got to be the favorite to go all the way this season, posting a dominant verse that outshined the rest of the field.

    But that's not to take away from other standout verses, particularly Brandon's. He used a style that I personally have not seen from him before, and it worked well. His playful wit meshed well with his pensive, catchy wording in what was a sleeper for VOTW. Lots of props to him. As a battler, I'll say that I tend to not be impressed by wordplay in topicals - in fact, I tend to find it rather gimmicky and annoying. But in this case, Brandon utilized it well without compromising the integrity or direction of his verse. I'm excited to see what he brings to the table this week.

    The Final 4 are shaping up how most expected, except with the glaring omission of the heavily favored Token, who seemingly rushed through a verse and ran into the brick wall that is Nahlidge. This is setting up a rematch between myself and Nah in the next round, but don't sleep on Krytical either; he has been known to have some tricks up his sleeve. I think this has a high chance of becoming BOTW.

    The voting went well, aside from a few people who skirted their obligations. Three votes is not that difficult! It's daunting to me, to be honest, since I find it difficult to vote without going too in-depth, which makes me not want to vote and spare myself the time. However, I've reached a neat balance between good commentary that isn't particularly lengthy. I'm confident you guys can find your own personal voting feng shui! I do want to add, though, some of my personal thoughts on voting. Feel free to agree or disagree. For myself, I don't necessarily vote for the verse I liked better, but rather which one was objectively better. This not only includes technical quality and creativity in approach, but also the execution. It boils down to whether or not you're able to put personal preference aside and ask yourself which of these verses handled their topic better. This can be tricky, because we're naturally inclined to believe that our preferences are also objectively superior, that our favorites are also the best. But it's our duties as readers to weight it out as thoroughly as possible. All in all, I have no gripes with the voting, though. I hope we can keep it all going.

    Again, I'm extremely happy to be a part of this playoffs, the first round did not disappoint. I hope that the velocity we've built will carry us through to the next round and beyond! Just remember, steel sharpens steel, rising tides raise all ships, and whatever motherly idiom that comes to mind that will inspire you to more works of brilliance. We're here to improve as writers and share our work with others, so take advantage of this medium where we can see the thoughts of other writers readily. Improvement is neverending, and these types of competitive scenarios will certainly bring out the best in all of us. But ultimately, the main competition is within yourself, to see if you can write something that exceeds everything else you've ever written. Let's make it happen!


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    That's it! Hope you enjoyed it. Big thanks to Trajik and Gwap for helping me out. I'm genuinely excited to see what everyone comes up with for this upcoming round, and I'll be sure to bring my best! In honor of Gwap, we'll leave with one of my favorite 90s alternative rock songs. All the best, SS!

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    LMFAO. When reading the "Goodbyes" section, I knew it was Gwap after reading the first line.

    Good mag guys

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    Awesome work you guys.

    You'd think me and Langy have been best pals since we were in diapers because we are mentioned in the same sentences and compared a lot.

    Well, it's true... Me and Langy used to sword battle once we discovered peeing standing up.
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    Well, that concludes the Farewells, I would say Final Farewells but these clowns didn't make the Finals! bwahaha.. *sees his reflection in his computer screen, sheds a tear,
    holy fuck lmfao

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    Lol...Very cool Mag. thanks for the hard work in getting this together...Gwap is funny as shit...Hope I can get past the nah-sayers
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    As for the poll, I'll give it to Nahlidge because I think his narrative style woul be awesome on audio.
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    Good shit you guys, thanks for the help Gwap.

    *looks around*

    I want to vote for myself because I write the same way for both genres, but I'll give it to Black.
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    I think my old style before you assholes elevated me would be sweet for audio.
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