Just setting up the thread.
Just setting up the thread.
The Great Father decrees-
Excellent. A well done job. Now is where we establish rules and guidelines.
The one definitive is that KnowP does not get to post at all on here, for any reason.
I suggest a 4 bars (aka 8 lines) standard battle. Agreed?
Sounds good to me
8 lines standard hammered in my planner
With the tact of a commander I parry every slander
En guard! And as we duel the very blood I bleed is fuel
Dragon breath so just a scream ignites my wounds like gasoline
Burning coals are in my arteries Turning souls into a part of me
I just cauterize my wounds when snipers get the balls to target me
Your narrow mind is like a blind cyclops
Your IQ's lower than my nuts when I squat
So make a 10 line verse and we're all peachy?
10 lines and 2 links each gents.
You do not get to post in here. Read the rule. Have someone else moderate this thread, get out.
I'm unstoppable when I'm droppin this rhyme
Hit you with a semi then morph into Optimus Prime
As the glass shatters and the blood spatters
My phase pistol gathers glowing photon matter
My back up plan is a violent natural disaster
Vanish to ash serenaded by maniacal laughter
I'm unbelievable like Meghan Fox dating Shya Lebuff
You're basted in motor oil and now I'm frying you up
My engine just overheated, so I'm gonna air it out
And go search for voting links I dont even care about
I put the rhyme with the links to the votes as well in case all the clutter pushes it too far down the page. If someone could delete my 8 line rhyme that didn't fit the 10 line format demanded that would be very helpful as well.
I'm unstoppable when I'm droppin this rhyme
Hit you with a semi then morph into Optimus Prime
As the glass shatters and the blood spatters
My phase pistol gathers glowing photon matter
My back up plan is a violent natural disaster
Vanish to ash serenaded by maniacal laughter
I'm unbelievable like Meghan Fox dating Shya Lebuff
You're basted in motor oil and now I'm frying you up
My engine just overheated, so I'm gonna air it out
And go search for voting links I dont even care about
Re: Week 7 CHAMP MATCH: lls vs. Kontext
/v lls - Never even heard Metallica used in anything before so I thought it was awesome. I like the priest as a babysitter thing but I don't feel like it really rhymed, even though it was a cool twist.
Re: Wk7: Dadiator vs. Storm Shadow
v/Dadiator I've read some of Storm Shadows battles like gotsmoke for example and he was awesome, but I didn't feel the punch line here. The wreck-less pun did it for me.
@Dadiator , post your verse....
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A little blue bunny wanted juice from the local market.
He took his Toyota Tercel, but couldn't find a spot to park it.
He went to the back and found milk that'd been spoiled for weeks.
It was still fresher material that what "Mrs. Me" speaks.
So the bunny grabbed some juice and decided to pick up some barley.
"Mrs. Me"'s verse was more lifeless than Chris Farley.
Leaving the store, the bunny saw knowp sucking cock for his links addiction.
"Mr"? "Me?"? When referring to you, that's a contradiction.
The bunny made it home in time for the early evening newscast.
The main report was that The Great Father beat this dude's ass.
The Great Father decrees-
It's Shia LaBeouf, by the way. He portrayed Francis Ouimet quite well in "The Greatest Game Ever Played", so he has earned validation in my book.
Originally Posted by Dadiator
Creativly, Dadiator has this in the bag win no attempt at all. Punch wise, Dadiator also snags this easily.
Vote - Dadiator
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The Great Father decrees-
In keeping to the integrity of my word, any individual who votes in this battle will receive a neutral and fair vote in one of their open battles.
Ok here's the break down
Mr. Me -
flow - high
structure - high
meaning - godly
run ons - none
ok now for dadiator
Dadiator -
flow - medium
structure - medium
meaning - medium
run ons - none
Mr. Me had an overall better verse.
"Flames around ya crib and you burned till you roast alive"
"Bandana's on my head for dead thugs that had toast on they side" - Soar Kaid
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