LLL Week 5 Magazine

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

Well here we are in week 4, at the edge of a champ match. had alot of drama and bullshit so far. which means its been a normal start. wish people would stop no showing. we welcome orc, sharp nine, dadiator back and everyone else who joined. yall got to remember its not a mod or a certain user that makes this shit dope. its us, the people participating, this league can only be as good as the people make it..but here is the mag


Reviews

Miracle vs switch
I think this was a close match I think switch came with a tad more sting then miracle. Miracles old concepts is what killed him in this match and the fact he knew better cost him the dub

Frost vs mordcai
This battle was another horrible display, I think mordy has an idea of what to do he just hasn’t got the harshness or hit to his lines yet. Frost came with some crazy ass story type interview mode that made me feel like I was on a retarded news channel lol

Ridiculous vs sobe
I thought this was a dope battle, ridiculous is on a roll and going up in a contenders match this week but….so is sobe. I think sobe came nice and barely lost. Could of went both ways or either way in the end rid catches the dub

kontext vs alias minded
This battle was a little exciting to me, it showed context is back, he had a nice harsh verse good wording and kind of owned the match imo. Alias has bars but he did not handle the ones coming from context shit was fresh and nice…kon brings the dub
Allen knight vs joe boston
This was a see saw for a minute without us knowing who was going to win, in the end allen knight had the harsher lines and better wording that resorted in the dub going his way…allen knight 400 bars now!

King vs jermz
This was pretty much a “see how much rust king has” match. He dominated jermz pretty easily and ended the entire match with a bar or two in to his verse. Jermz has a lot of work to do and can stay focused he will get better but he has to pay attention to people like king

Foul monopoly vs phalanx
I thought this was a dope match and it was pretty close, phalanx has wording issues imo but as nice concepts and ideas. In the end phalanx took the win


Interview with Ridiculous

GOW: What brought you to RB, more specifically, to the LLL?

Ridiculous: I just like writing, I do it all the time. I also enjoy hip hop and battling. Somewhere along searching (probably for local battles) I came across RB, noticed the league is where the talent is at, got intrigued and signed up.

GOW: So.. it seems you and dadiator has beef how did this happen?

Ridiculous: That's not beef. He's not even worth talking about, but for the sake of the interview, I will. All that faggot does is stay on this site 20 hours a day, follow every post, talk about penis, write terrible verses with absolutely no skill at all, quit battles, lose battles, make excuses and put words in everyone's mouth 'cuz he's had dick in his for too long. He pretty much does and says everything someone would if they failed at real life and had nothing better to do than act like a faggot on the internet. I personally think he came from a different site, trying to troll this site to the ground. Now he's addicted to being a faggot here. I just laugh at him, egg it on, you know. It's fun. I wanna see how pathetic he can get. Lol

GOW: You've started a nice repuation as being a top challenger, one who cuold be the first to take a title this season, are you from another board? an alias? you see yourself being challeneged here?

Ridiculous: After studying the competition, I know I'm up there. I plan on being the first and last champ. I'm new, so I have no bias towards or against me, yet I'm killing it. Fuck anyone who says otherwise, 'cuz if anything, I've only made enemies here and I'm still winning. I'm having a blast and I'm loving it. I'm motivated, hungry and looking to prove a point. Try 'n stop me.

GOW: Who do you see in the League that might be underestimated at the moment?

Ridiculous: I don't know. To some people, anyone could be underestimated. Depends on the person. Me? I personally think I know where everyone stands, skill-wise. I won't be underestimating anyone.

GOW: What do you think this League needs to be even better?

Ridiculous: Concistancy when it comes to how the league is run, and better cypher judging. Both of which I think we're gonna have now, with you running things. No offense to Spit, but he made some questionable decisions to say the least.

GOW: OK, quick questions, one word answers.

GOW: dadiator or poopoo faces?

Ridiculous: Depends. I don't know a poopoo face, but if it was just a guy with a bunch of poo on his face, I'd choose poopoo face, hands down.

GOW: coutnry music or rapists?

Ridiculous: Rapists.

GOW: weed or crack?

Ridiculous: Weed.

GOW: Tell me your deepest and darkest secret and does alphabet know about it?

Ridiculous: LOL

GOW: aight bro thanks for the interview and give ur shout outs or ur fuck yous?

Ridiculous: Okay, shout out and fuck you.

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

Previews

Ridiculous vs Capcom
Ok this has potential to be a raw match, rid is favored to get the title first I mean there is no beating around the bush about it. He has harsh bars, nice wording and is going to be a challenge for anyone stepping in his way for the title. On the other hand Capcom isn’t joking and has the potential to pull the upset. By saying that I have to give it to
Ridiculous 60/40

kontext vs sobe
yeah this match is another dope match up, sobe has been doing well and almost pulled the dub out on ridiculous last week. Thought context dropped the best verse I seen him drop since he has been back or I have been back actually. I thought his verse was dope and I think kon has this
kontext 60/40

dadiator vs alias minded
this all comes down to if dadiator is going to actually battle or if he is going to just joke around and shit, if he jokes around alias got this easily. If he shows tho then this could be a real good match I could see dadiator taking a W here but as far as it sits

alias minded 70/30

professor frost vs joe boston
yeah frost has a lot to learn but I got to give it to him for trying, with that said boston should eat him this week.

Boston 90/10

Mordycai vs orc
Yeah this is another beatinfg, mordy is a cool dude but he wont beat orc much less get a vote against him, hopefully orc shows and if he does this will be a one sided beating.
Orc 90/10

Alpha vs knowp
I usually try to give people matches they request because they request em over beef. This is no different. Alpha wanted knowp cuz of some front line business and I gave him what he wanted. With that being said don’t count know p out. He has been doing it for a shit long time and has had some of the dopest lines ive seen but his downfall is consistency where he will have an amazing line it will be followed by a “wtf were u thinking “ line. Alphabet is much more consistent if we can get him to show

Alphabet 60/40

Allen knight vs phalanx
Allen knight is a beast he has harsh punches some of the harshest ive seen, comes of ruthless in his bars. Phalanx has an issue with wording but has nice concepts and can easily get an upset if allen sleeps but I got allen

Allen knight 60/40

King vs foul monopoly
Foul has good ideas, sloppy wording, he isn’t as consistent as I would like but seems he could end up being a force if he worked on it. That being said king has earned his right to be a top tier dude here. He has battled the best and came out on top numerous times. Its easy to say he has this match won hands down. Would love to see an upset tho

King 80/20

Jermz vs switch
Switch is away on vaca so I don’t know how much time he can actually put into a vs luckily this week he got jermz, jermz has issues with concepts and wording and really needs to show out here if not switch is going to catch a body

Switch 80/20

Untold vs kraven moorebud
Both writers is nice, but untold is really nice and I think he is going to be an issue and take the title at some point in the league. Kraven I haven’t seen drop so I got to go with untold
Untol 70/30

Sharp nine vs celph taut
Celph I have known for a while, never really seen him get to deep into the battling but I seen him drop nice audios, this is a different league though and sharp is a different type of problem, sharp is a dope writer has great concepts and nice fresh wording, celph got his work cut out for him

Sharp nine 70/30

end vs miracle
I have no earthly idea who end is, if he does not check in he will be replaced with in 24 hours, and miracle has this won from what I know about him

Miracle 60/40


Interview with Mordy

GOW: What brought you to RB, more specifically, to the LLL?

mordycal: Just missed writing in general, especially rhymes. Never really got into battling back in the days on RB or RM but idk, figured id give it a shot for awhile, see what happens. Always been more of a topical head.



GOW: So.. you was here ages ago, how has shit changed since back in the day in your oppinion?

mordycal: Shits dead. Not even a percentage of activity now compared to what it used to be. Same old bullshit though. Hot heads, "beef" and the people trying to write in between.




GOW: you seem to be finding your feet battle wise, you think your going to get used to it soon and you think the competition is heavy?

mordycal: I hope I can keep at it shits fun. You summed It up best telling me Im there but im not. I honestly don't think Ill be what you muhfuckas call "elite" but well see what happens. Some people be on some dumb shit though, voting Is weird as hell sometimes, just based on individual opinions on whats hot or not. Shits funny though.





GOW: Who do you see in the League that might be underestimated at the moment?

mordycal: the great martyr without a doubt.




GOW: What do you think this League needs to be even better?

mordycal: less real spits... voting structure that the whole league agrees on. Try arranging concepts into the battles, a "diss him from the perspective of the pen he writes with, or his girlfriend, how she would she this fool doing shit." shit like that...



GOW: OK, quick questions, one word answers:

GOW: shit or turkey?

mordycal: honey turkey

GOW: therapy or family guy?

mordycal:family guy

GOW: heroine or pills?

mordycal: haze

GOW: Tell me your deepest and darkest secret?

mordycal: I derail states of individual minds for a living.

GOW: aight bro thanks for the interview and give ur shout outs or ur fuck yous?

mordycal: GOP for keeping this going and reviving this site a little more each day. Dev for SS and just being that nigga. Anyone that's given me honest critique without being a faggot about it. fuck you to the real bitch peeling tires.


No show shine
Somebody call the paparazzi, cuz this lame here is about to be exposed
This Wack Vet, ain't beat no1 worth mentionin' yet..guess some truths are better left Untold.
Got KO'd By $pit last week, this guy here's such a fuckin geek, u bet
He won by dissin' a pic of u that wasn't even there, so how do u pose a threat?
To me, let's see...hmmm you wack, a fake, ugly as fuck and prolly gay
If u ever dropped an album..no1 could ever possibly set that record str8
Your record will break.. cuz after this battle you'll be two and two
Keep on droppin dat BuLL...& GoW will throw D.Rose on ya casket after he get rid of you
You're pitiful, pathethic, I'm bout 2 chop this fool verse wit cleavers
Cuz Untold's shit is about as relivant as the retirement of Justin Beiber
In other words..no1 gives a flyin fuck about you or anything u have 2 say
You're Just a fagget ass bitch, who rides real vets dicks, I'ma Pimp C..No UGK
But you be gay...let him tell it he straight but he don't like to admit
He claim he a Menace II Society, O' Dog quit lyin..We all know u a pro at suckin dicks
You hella played, quit...you're cliche'..you're verses are made to falter
While My punches are so dope, they'll leave u eatin more rope than Adrian Bronner
It's done, U're a Goner, Nerd it's clear we all know u get no pussy & U like to be alone
I Mean Look at his Location: "Yo Untold where U at?"
Untold: "Shit, chillin watchin' porn Jackin Off 'At Home"
U're wack, get owned, it's over I got this dub locked
The game is to be sold, always Untold. Bout to trade you in to Gamestop

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

Top 5

1. Ridiculous
Well he is 3-0 has some of the best verses in the league it is not hard to see why he is ranked in the top position, with harsh punches, nicve wording and dope concepts he is a threat to take the title first

2. kontext
after having a mental breakdown while on alcohol a few weeks ago lol kon has came back with harsh bars and nice wording and jumped in the number two spot, him or rid is going to be the first champ this season imo

3. Capcom
Cap has come a godo ways I think he was a bit rusty when I read his earlier season work but as time progressed he has gotten a lot better and will be battling for a title shot this week

4. Sobe
I think sobe has a lot of potential to be a problem here but im not sure his wording is as crisp as it can be, but if someone sleeps then he will be at the title shot next week

5. Switch
Yep, switch has just came back and he is already a problem. Nice punches, dope bars, crips wording, a good battler and will be in a title shot soon

Watch out for

Orc- this guy is a hof’er at other sites, has harsh and creative bars and easily top 5 of the last few years. Id watch for him if he shows

Allen knight- has had one match or he would be up on the top five, harsh bars, funny concepts, good wording he is a shoe in

Alphabet-keeps no showing or half assing it is why he did not make the list. When he shows he is dope

Sharp nine-this dude is dope, going to be a problem if he shows. Could easily get a title

Untold-a dope ass writer, I seem to vote against him a lot but its because he is always up against tought and top tier competitors and when he loses he barely loses he is def going to be top 5

Top punches

U got potential but for this league, your shit’s weak
you just don’t match up well enough like The Real Spit did this week
Switch

That 3 way was fixed, now this bitch and Spit's rattled.
One guy took his ball and went home, the other lost both of his in this battle.
ridiculous

this lame textcee claims he's gonna kill me.. lay Mir in a hearse
no shit he's beating me to death..cuz imma body this faggot first
miracle

Joe'll rat out his boys over anything, shits a pathetic cold sight
U do the opposite of guy code so much mtv based the girl version on ur whole life
Allen knight

I stalk like. a hunter, gear'd with a pump kid I dare you to jump
& there wont be an IP check that'll find out who fucked this Alias up
kontext

Don't let me catch u in deep drowse cuz there'll be nothing left but bones
One punch will deliver u through the air and on ur doorstep quicker then Amazon Drones
Joe boston

Mentally, Im cocky..see I'm way too cold for this gentle dweeb to stop me..
So when I roll up with blades, you'll see Foul on ice like penalties in hockey...
Phalanx


these automatic guns in hand will pop,
you'll get it the Sub-way, no it's not a Sandwich Shop
alastair

Your antics last week were embarrassing, bitchin like u were a target
blame it on the liquor or the battle… a bar or two FUCKED you up regardless
Switch

bro.. we seen your pic. I don't even know what to say to this.
you're not just a wigga.. you grew the fucking hair they made it with.
The real spit

i'm on that good kush n alcohol drinkin my brew today
if Spits on good cushion, alcohol.. its drunk n passed out on a mattress someone threw away
untold

Verse of the week

Ridiculous
This faggot needs a nap so I'll tag him clean, in fact...
One hit will leave So So Def, you'll swear Jermaine Dupri was back.
I'll smash this imposter who's rap is just awkward, listen.
Congrats on being User of the month, I didn't know smoking crack was a competition.
You ain't ready for blows and I don't envy your posts.
Like "thanks for fucking up our original battle".. bitch, you don't have any of those.
I love this place, but I'll suffocate and son it's gayest legend.
Sobe's known to take more dongs in the dark than The Undertaker's entrance.
A fruit to the core, you've proven the board weak.
Took you 8 years to champ 1-2 Punch and I'm about to do it in 4 weeks.
Undefeated, yet you haven't even started to do decent...
'Cuz for the record, yours was 3-3 before Spit started a new season.
Got game? No, you stay home with strictly friends.
If a bitch ever calls So Seductive, she's jamming Tony Yayo & 50 Cent.
That 3 way was fixed, now this bitch and Spit's rattled.
One guy took his ball and went home, the other lost both of his in this battle.



wtf's of the week

wtf@ spit freaking out and quitting
wtf@ the duck dynasty guy
wtf@ boot matches when we need participation
wtf@ all the dope heads coming over
wtf@ all i want for christmas is your momma
wtf@ me forgetting there is other parts to this site
wtf@ shit balls not being the same as snowballs
wtf@ michael jackson still being dope


ok this is the end of the mag, wish I had more time hopefully next week it will be better. again remember its you that makes this shit dope. not the mods or admins.

[King]

dope mag

[KnowP]

dope read as usual. I say that with all inconsistency! shout out to my brutha in crime for getting verse of the week. LX in this beeeshhhh!!!

Spit, wtf u doing son? get back here!

[The Great Father]

Leave it to @Ridiculous to scribe a blatantly homosexual diatribe about The Great Father. The dude comes across like such a vegan hipster adam lambert-wannabe.

Yeah, there's a usertag because he needs to see what he is. Fucking blueberry pie bitch.

[Allen Knight]

Dope shit

[Salamander]

You know I got verse of the week last week too righ'? Lol

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

You know I got verse of the week last week too righ'? Lol

IT HAPPENS BRO IT HAPPENS

[Salamander]

Dadiator mad. Lol

Job well done, Ridic.

[The Great Father]

You needed a compliment to yourself, eh Adam Lambert?

[Capcom]

Top Punches? Good Mag bro...Oh and you right I dont joke around anymore lol You will see "personals a plenty" the rest of the season believe dat!

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

TOP PUNCHES ADDED, FORGOT TO PUT EM IN

[Skully Hendrix]

So it took u a whole week to write this mag? Just asking

[Sharp]

dope stuff, appreciate the mentions haha