kontext(3-2) vs dadiator(2-2) kon WINS

[Godwasheeeeeeeeeeeeere]

LLL SEASON 16 - WEEK 7

10-20 lines
check ins due by Tuesday Night 9:00pm PST
verses due THURSDAY 12:00 Midnight PST
MUST VOTE ON AT LEAST 4 BATTLES PER WEEK
Every vote missing will result in -1 vote in your match.
Every No-Show will result in a loss and auto-sign out.

[The Great Father]

The Great Father decrees the wench kontext art but a minnow, see.
He abused his moderator powers to protect his lover KnowP.

Thine head is as full of brilliant ideas as an egg is of cheeses.
Thy dank cavernous tooth-hole consumes manhoods and spews churlish feces.

Thine pussular is loose! Thine pussular is loose!
Thou doth abuseth thine moderator powers to preserve thine feeble crew!

Thine lover KnowP sat staring complete defeat in the eyeball.
Verily thou art but a sniveling flap-mouth with the toughness of piss-drenched drywall.

Idle-headed coxcomb, thou art a simpleton and a madam.
If thee were in biblical times thou would suck the plums and banana of Adam.

Shit man u got me. my covers been blown
i gotta abuse my mod powers cuz i aint got no job or no home

i got nothin to live for but knowps heart, please dont slap me
my pops kicked me out da house for when dudes fuckin me when i be rapping

Forsooth! Decreed is a confession by the qualling wench ratsbane.
Nary an instance of education or common sense fuels thine "rap" game.

Thine anus is a phallic receptacle, thine gaping mouth deals no honor or heterosexual desires.
Cease simultaneously sexually servicing several stimulated sires.

[The Great Father]

The Great Father has more than enough evidence to consider kontext a major bitch. Forsooth!

[Kontext]

kk.

[Kontext]

Ehem.

First off this aint a fairy tale. so just take this as a lesson
Cus' my talents dwarf yours so bad...
....you'd think that bitch snow white had eight instead of seven
The children face neglection, there's no need to tell me how it is
What Great Father spends more time on the net than he does with his kids
Put a few in your ribs or get ya face broke, now relax n take notes
Since the only quotables YOU tend to drop are poorly worded gay jokes
Can't slip the attack. kid you are whack n everything i've written is crack
D's a fraud. but when Kon leaves you exposed its in a gown with the split in the back
Fuckin weirdo. you're lacking explosion & talk in your raps like a Roman
So explain to me how the fuck is Condom if your the one who acts like a Trojan
Face the facts before I crack ya shit open, you drop bars. I don't flinch
I'm almost expecting him to say he keyed up...-my car he acts so much like a bitch
I'm for certain that even you know that you don't strike a purpose
Now you send shots at Kon....after telling the Bartender for 5 hours how your life is worthless

[The Great Father]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thou currish gudgeon! Thine written art uneducated!

Ehem.


Fuckin weirdo. you're lacking explosion & talk in your raps like a Roman (1)
So explain to me how the fuck is Condom if your the one who acts like a Trojan (2)
I'm almost expecting him to say he keyed up...-my car he acts so much like a bitch (3)

1- The Great Father doth speak in an Early Modern English dialect. Hoc pater ille non loquitur lingua, as in The Great Father doth not parlay in Latin parlayed in Latin, the tounge of the Romans.

2- Foolhardy wench, the Trojans at from Troy, a province in Ancient Greece.

3- Thou art broke and on welfare, it shalt take thee many score to even afford a lemon car, thou codpiece.

Forsooth! (fucking idiot.)

[Kontext]

firstly ur being dq'd for constant swaying as always. & I know the trojans are from troy..but everyone knows The Romans later traced their origin to Aeneas, one of the founding Trojans, who was said to have led the surviving Trojans to modern-day Italy.

[The Great Father]

Thou art hiding again? Like thou hid KnowP from his inevitable banning? Thine whole setup was but irrelevant, ye uneducated sloth.

[Alphabet]

Put a few in your ribs or get ya face broke, now relax n take notes
Since the only quotables YOU tend to drop are poorly worded gay jokes
Can't slip the attack. kid you are whack n everything i've written is crack
D's a fraud. but when Kon leaves you exposed its in a gown with the split in the back
Fuckin weirdo. you're lacking explosion & talk in your raps like a Roman
So explain to me how the fuck is Condom if your the one who acts like a Trojan


vs

nothing


wtf?? honestly.. wtf.

kon takes this easily...he had 3 decent quotables, rest was kind of ehhhh. that key'd like a bitch bar could have been dope as fuck if it was worded different. dadiator just had a lot of statement's/horrible gay jokes with very very awkward wording and wrote his old verse in old English??? anyways it was horrible whatever it was... mvgt kon for the 3 - 0 in quotes and being far more consistent.

[The Great Father]

The Great Father wouldst decree thine vote one of bias. Alphabet art but a wench giglet. It art apparant that thine education level art exceedingly low.

0-0

[Fatrick Swayze]

this is the greatest display of dedication I have seen on the internet.

[Child-Raising Badass]

First off this aint a fairy tale. so just take this as a lesson
Cus' my talents dwarf yours so bad...
....you'd think that bitch snow white had eight instead of seven
**
The children face neglection, there's no need to tell me how it is
What Great Father spends more time on the net than he does with his kids
****
Put a few in your ribs or get ya face broke, now relax n take notes
Since the only quotables YOU tend to drop are poorly worded gay jokes
**
Can't slip the attack. kid you are whack n everything i've written is crack
D's a fraud. but when Kon leaves you exposed its in a gown with the split in the back
**
Fuckin weirdo. you're lacking explosion & talk in your raps like a Roman
So explain to me how the fuck is Condom if your the one who acts like a Trojan
***
Face the facts before I crack ya shit open, you drop bars. I don't flinch
I'm almost expecting him to say he keyed up...-my car he acts so much like a bitch
***
I'm for certain that even you know that you don't strike a purpose
Now you send shots at Kon....after telling the Bartender for 5 hours how your life is worthless
**

vs

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v/kon .. i got lost after the third bar on dadiators verse

[Kontext]

upp

[The Great Father]

^ thine crew ist dead, wench.

[Amen]

This is stupid.

Nothing.

vs

Put a few in your ribs or get ya face broke, now relax n take notes
Since the only quotables YOU tend to drop are poorly worded gay jokes

Lol - so true...

Fuckin weirdo. you're lacking explosion & talk in your raps like a Roman
So explain to me how the fuck is Condom if your the one who acts like a Trojan

Feel you could have executed this better. But still ok.

Dadiator, just stop the bullshit dude. You almost had 1 quotable, the Adam/Eve concept but failed to execute because of your stupid language.

Kon takes this easily, IMO.